By yes, she meant no?????

[irax]

So today one of the super cute chicks that works at domino's pizza came to my work today. And I was like fuck it I'll ask her out.

here is how the conversation went.

Her*walks in on the phone constantly looking back at me*
Me:Hey whats up! who's that on the phone your booyyfriiend?
Her: I don't have a boy friend *bats eyes*
Me: sweet then would you want a go out some time?
Her: YES *EMPHATICALLY*
Me:wait... what???? that's not supposed to work
Me: when is good for you?
her: the next time we have a day off together
Me: sun mon tuesday?
Me*writes my number on a paper*: just give me a call in a few
Her*big fucking smile*: Sure cya


so... i am like fucking static... it never went that well EVER before... I was like.. what the fuck? did that just happen? yes it did because


BZZZZ!!!

txt frm her

Her: hey I just talked with my girlfriend and I can't go out with you

I'm like... WTF???

Me: wait.. what?? why??

Her: because she would be jealous

Me: well maybe we could double

Her: then i would get jealous

Me: wait Ill bring a friend and you bring your friend

Her: we tried that before and it didn't work in the past

Me: wait what???

Her: I'm bi, didn't you know?

Me: nope

Her: I'm sorry

Me: you owe me one for saying yes then saying no, never have i ever been soo happy then soo disappointed so fast in my whole life

Her: I'm sorry

Me: well can we at least be friends then? if that is acceptable to your gf?

Her*changes subject*


so I'm like w/e.... but thinking about hot dominos delivery girl on girl action made me really want some dominos


so not even thinking about it, wither or not she was working at the time. I assumed she was just on her way home as she came in originally.


So I take a short bike ride to domino's pizza. As I walk in to make an order I see her looking at me with a wired face but i glanced over and pretended that she wasn't there. I order a philly hot sandwich which is probably the best philly styled sandwich in my local area. And the guys said it would take 15 minutes so I waited out side and had a cig just chillin. and I get a text


Her:I'm sorry my gf is in here


WTF?? as if i went there for her right?


Me: its cool w/e, I came here for food not to see you, look I am not the type to tare apart a relationship if friendship is not ok let me know I don't want to cause problems.




and normally she replies back like in a minute or two, and that last text was sent at 8:45 pm.... so clearly her lack of response is an indication of what it is.




but really all she had to do was when i asked her out was to say "Sorry I am seeing some one right now"

and not a fucking YES like she was waiting for me to ask her out her whole life.

Honestly I'm just glad it went so quickly I have always had the bad luck of drama getting drawn own and made bigger than it is.








CLIFF NOTES:


I asked a girl out
she said yes
then said no
turns out she was bi
and had a gf currently
she continues to mix signals
i just wanted food
she made wired comment

I LOL