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*brndck* · 02-04-2008, 07:32 PM

worth 6 grand? debatable. can't i just touch her butt for like $50?
http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Shakira-in-...QQcmdZViewItem

SimpleS14 · 02-04-2008, 07:34 PM

That woman can move her body......

...not worth $6K though.

kdashy · 02-04-2008, 07:34 PM

Just to sit at the same table with her?

Nah.

ESmorz · 02-04-2008, 07:42 PM

For $5,900 less.

I'll do her.
Being rich would be fun

qwikspool · 02-04-2008, 08:02 PM

not worthed.

snowmansent2hel · 02-04-2008, 08:09 PM

only if dessert is included

jackjack · 02-04-2008, 08:10 PM

6k? HELL NO.

soon2bs13 · 02-04-2008, 09:34 PM

it is for a nonprofit organization. tax deductible...

SW20Racer · 02-04-2008, 09:45 PM

im reminded of the family guy where they say she stinks so bad you can taste it. and it tastes like salty garbage.

i'll give $6k to a charitable organization to chain her to the floor and use her as a toilet. beyond that, shes not good for much else in my eyes...probably got more herpes than jessica alba

ericcastro · 02-04-2008, 09:54 PM

I wish i was rich!!!! and single for the night

lol

if you are saying no,,,watch the hips dont lie video, and pretend you lived in the pacific palasaides in SoCal and made over 750,000 a year.

shit yea you are there!!!

C. Senor · 02-04-2008, 10:24 PM

^....that's what i was thinking...if i was pretty wealthy i'd totally be there.

Bubbles · 02-04-2008, 10:37 PM

You could pay me 6k and I'm still not setting foot in Canada.

Seriously though, if I was rich I find it hard to believe I couldn't find better things to do.

alindeman1989 · 02-04-2008, 11:08 PM

Not worth 6 grand.

azndoc · 02-05-2008, 12:18 AM

Ummm no.

Sex with her.

Maybe.

Not just a sit down.

Awww no hell no.

***S14DB*** · 02-05-2008, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soon2bs13

it is for a nonprofit organization. tax deductible...

That means I have to owe 6k in taxes this year... I wish...

soreballz · 02-05-2008, 02:24 AM

I'd pay 600 for her to be my personal slut for 3 days... But 6 grand for dinner? Fuck that.

soon2bs13 · 02-05-2008, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SW20Racer

i'll give $6k to a charitable organization to chain her to the floor and use her as a toilet. beyond that, shes not good for much else in my eyes...probably got more herpes than jessica alba

u would be privileged to even have a chance to get herpes from either of them. hahahaha.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bubbles

You could pay me 6k and I'm still not setting foot in Canada.

Seriously though, if I was rich I find it hard to believe I couldn't find better things to do.

you wouldn't take 6,000 to just go into Canada? wow!! someone needs to get out more.

Quote:

Originally Posted by alindeman1989

Not worth 6 grand.

2 at the most.

Quote:

Originally Posted by soreballz

I'd pay 600 for her to be my personal slut for 3 days... But 6 grand for dinner? Fuck that.

i did not think it was just for dinner. i thought it was also for a show. maybe a personal private show.

mmmmmmm

soon2bs13 · 02-05-2008, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S14DB

That means I have to owe 6k in taxes this year... I wish...

actually, i don't think you can claim all of it. lol

ericcastro · 02-05-2008, 11:16 AM

See. She goes to UCLA here in SoCal. Its a 20 minute drive down Santa Monica for me. So I figure a little sit down at a charity event. Be the funny nice guy I am. hold some doors, napkinds on lap with the fold towards you, ya know, manners. Impress her. Maybe stop a robbery or something.

Then maybe, get to see her in La. then its on!!!!!!

Pank · 02-05-2008, 11:19 AM

if i'm paying 6 grand, I am going to make sure to be creepy as FUCK.

I'm talking about showing up with 6 belts on, but no shirt, shoes sticking out of my pocket, smoking a cigar with ants on it, talking about the civil war all night, only eating mayonnaise for dinner, calling shakira "Randall", stealing the seat cushions kind of weird.

*exitspeed* · 02-05-2008, 11:20 AM

She sounds like Kermit the Frog.

Pass.

***S14DB*** · 02-05-2008, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericcastro

See. She goes to UCLA here in SoCal. Its a 20 minute drive down Santa Monica for me. So I figure a little sit down at a charity event. Be the funny nice guy I am. hold some doors, napkinds on lap with the fold towards you, ya know, manners. Impress her. Maybe stop a robbery or something.

Then maybe, get to see her in La. then its on!!!!!!

You mean Isabel Mebarak? She audited one class...

ANVIL · 02-05-2008, 12:00 PM

only if it includes hours of buttsecks an allowing me to inpregnate

Dirty Habit · 02-05-2008, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ANVIL

only if it includes hours of buttsecks an allowing me to inpregnate

I think your dad needs to go back over the birds and bees with you.

Dousan_PG · 02-05-2008, 12:07 PM

hahahahahahaha amazing.

*exitspeed* · 02-05-2008, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Habit

I think your dad needs to go back over the birds and bees with you.

Oh my lord that was funny. I've given out to much rep in the last 24 hours though.

ANVIL · 02-05-2008, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Habit

I think your dad needs to go back over the birds and bees with you.

not at the same time stupid. both.

jskateborders · 02-05-2008, 02:39 PM

If I had 6 grand lying around id do it.

at the end of dinner you could always be like "bitch this dinner cost me more than my car... youd better make it worth it"
Then she would fill a tub with pepto bismal, and we would get naked....

O and almost forgot. Id pee in her butt

s13Dr1ft · 02-05-2008, 03:13 PM

Just plant a "laced" napkin on her side, when she wipes off her mouth with it...she wakes up handcuffed and wearing a school girl uniform.

.

ByeByeSti · 02-05-2008, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Habit

I think your dad needs to go back over the birds and bees with you.

hahahaha thats prob the best thing ive read on here tonightt

and 6k for a dinner right now hellllll noooo. if i was rich as all hell, thne ya cuz it would be absolutely hilarious

02-04-2008, 07:32 PM	#1
brndck Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: torrance, ca Age: 43 Posts: 12,686 Trader Rating: (130) Rides Gallery: brndck Feedback Score: 130 reviews	meet shakira for dinner? worth 6 grand? debatable. can't i just touch her butt for like $50? http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Shakira-in-...QQcmdZViewItem

02-04-2008, 07:34 PM	#2
SimpleS14 Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philly Age: 42 Posts: 9,185 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: SimpleS14 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	That woman can move her body...... ...not worth $6K though. __________________ *Goals are dreams with a deadline.* L.H.O.O.Q.

02-04-2008, 07:34 PM	#3
kdashy Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Been here longer than you bitch! Posts: 1,296 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Just to sit at the same table with her? Nah. __________________

02-04-2008, 09:34 PM	#8
soon2bs13 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: TN Posts: 482 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	it is for a nonprofit organization. tax deductible... __________________ neg repping is cool!!

02-04-2008, 10:24 PM	#11
C. Senor Post Whore! Join Date: May 2006 Location: cali Posts: 3,488 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	^....that's what i was thinking...if i was pretty wealthy i'd totally be there. __________________ Don't forget to tell your mom, she ran out of eggs this morning!

02-04-2008, 07:42 PM	#4
ESmorz Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It Looks Like A Dong Posts: 6,902 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	For $5,900 less. I'll do her. Being rich would be fun

02-04-2008, 08:02 PM	#5
qwikspool Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Murrieta, CA Posts: 1,912 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	not worthed.

02-04-2008, 08:09 PM	#6
snowmansent2hel Zilvia Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Westminster MD/ Virginia Tech Posts: 187 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	only if dessert is included

02-04-2008, 08:10 PM	#7
jackjack Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chi Posts: 2,899 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	6k? HELL NO.

02-04-2008, 09:45 PM	#9
SW20Racer Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Beaumont Age: 40 Posts: 1,633 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	im reminded of the family guy where they say she stinks so bad you can taste it. and it tastes like salty garbage. i'll give $6k to a charitable organization to chain her to the floor and use her as a toilet. beyond that, shes not good for much else in my eyes...probably got more herpes than jessica alba

02-04-2008, 10:37 PM	#12
Bubbles Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Location, Location. Posts: 3,320 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	You could pay me 6k and I'm still not setting foot in Canada. Seriously though, if I was rich I find it hard to believe I couldn't find better things to do.

02-04-2008, 11:08 PM	#13
alindeman1989 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Newark/bayarea,Ca Age: 35 Posts: 902 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Not worth 6 grand. __________________ tofu man: Don't be cheap, and buy shitty high offset rims

02-05-2008, 12:18 AM	#14
azndoc Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Los Angeles Age: 43 Posts: 9,487 Trader Rating: (47) Rides Gallery: azndoc Feedback Score: 47 reviews	Ummm no. Sex with her. Maybe. Not just a sit down. Awww no hell no.

02-05-2008, 11:19 AM	#20
Pank Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Charlotte, NC Age: 42 Posts: 3,627 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	if i'm paying 6 grand, I am going to make sure to be creepy as FUCK. I'm talking about showing up with 6 belts on, but no shirt, shoes sticking out of my pocket, smoking a cigar with ants on it, talking about the civil war all night, only eating mayonnaise for dinner, calling shakira "Randall", stealing the seat cushions kind of weird. __________________ high performance driveway photography zenki s14---v8 fc rx7 my crappy flickr page (drift cars whoo)

02-05-2008, 11:20 AM	#21
exitspeed aWingThing.com Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 45 Posts: 20,900 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	She sounds like Kermit the Frog. Pass. __________________ What I do for a living...www.mhrussell.com

02-05-2008, 12:00 PM	#23
ANVIL Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Anchorage, Alaska Posts: 1,174 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	only if it includes hours of buttsecks an allowing me to inpregnate

02-05-2008, 12:07 PM	#25
Dousan_PG Post Whore! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Orange County, California Age: 46 Posts: 16,640 Trader Rating: (23) Rides Gallery: Dousan_PG Feedback Score: 23 reviews	hahahahahahaha amazing. __________________ Aaron Pink GodziRa www.geocities.com/pink_godzira

02-05-2008, 02:39 PM	#28
jskateborders Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Tucson AZ Age: 36 Posts: 1,258 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	If I had 6 grand lying around id do it. at the end of dinner you could always be like "bitch this dinner cost me more than my car... youd better make it worth it" Then she would fill a tub with pepto bismal, and we would get naked.... O and almost forgot. Id pee in her butt

02-05-2008, 03:13 PM	#29
s13Dr1ft Zilvia Addict Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Indiana Age: 41 Posts: 772 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Just plant a "laced" napkin on her side, when she wipes off her mouth with it...she wakes up handcuffed and wearing a school girl uniform. . __________________ 1991 hatch Drift Indy

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