Short and Shitty stories thread.

[ayuaddict]

I thought a thread where we could talk about funny shit that happens to us would be cool. Sort of like FML, worst case scenario it will be fun to read at work. Rule: dont be posting shit that aint interesting.

Ill start off.

A couple months ago i gave my little brother my EK civic, he had just got his drivers permit. He kept it at his parents house, and we never really bothered to register it to his name. This morning around 7am i get a call from him telling me he thinks the car was stolen, immediately after - before i could report it stolen i get a call from a private number. It was the police telling me they had found a car stripped and abandoned and it was under my name. I told them not to tow it, that i would be there to pic it up in 15 minutes. I jumped out of bed and drove to the address they gave me. I met up with two officers who were standing around the civic. Everything was going as any usual theft recovery would go, i provided them with information about the car and showed them what was missing. right as we were wrapping things up one of the officers informs me that "oh and by the way you have a warrant for your arrest" and busts out his cuffs. So i spent the day in a holding cell, had a friend bail me out, and spent a bunch of money to get the civic back my brother's house.