really random story my friend told me...lol

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WARNING: before reading. you may or may not fun this funny. it was just somthing my friend sent me when he was high. so sorry if you read it and dont think its funny...but before you read this.. maybe try to loosin up a bit.
thank you.

alright so he told me after he wrote this, he was just really baked and bored. i thought it was quite funny though

"bro i was out driftin and i driftin straight into a cop car and the cop got out and asked if i had been drinking i said its a qaurter mile from here to that garbage can he said what i sed BAH BING BAO BAHH and took off in my 91 prelude. since my 91 prelude is making somewhere in the neighborhood of around 3 billion horsepower the cop was eating my dust but then during stage VII of nitrous engagment i got a danger to teh manifold light o nohs!!!~111 my hosrepower was greatly reducded to 2 retarded donkey power pulling the left wheel. the cop said theres no more road to run j~dizzle just give up here but then as if a miracle from god it started raining manifolds i quickly installed one and checked my 5000 gauges to make sure the salsa in my glove compartment had not overheated but no it was just right but the cop actually turned out to be my brother and after a couple hours of noogys he said can i have ur car i said ipromisd ua10millisecond car and he drove into da sunset..............."