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J3123MY · 05-01-2010, 10:40 PM

So last night, I was chilling when my roommate brought back some of his friends who were kinda fucked up. We were waiting for one of them to bring back some cups for beer pong, when this white girl proceeded to say that the man in my poster was Chuck Norris. My roommate was like nah, thats Clint Eastwood. The dumb girls boyfriend was questioning the man being Chuck Norris, but the girl was saying shes one hundred percent sure thats Chuck Norris, saying that he ( "Clint Eastwood") even has red hair on a black and white poster. lol.
At this point, my roommate was still trying to convince them that it was really Clint Eastwood, when I decided to just play along and say that the man in the poster was Chuck Norris and my roommate was a retard. The whole room, consisting of 4 guys and 2 girls (excluding myself and my roommate) was 100% convinced that the man in the poster was Chuck Norris and was bashing and laughing at my roommate for thinking that the man was Clint Eastwood. The whole time, I was trying ridiculously hard to control my laughter.

I thought that this was fucking hilarious that a whole room of college students born and raised in America came to believe that the man in my poster was actually Chuck Norris. Its funny and sad that the whole room believed the white girl and bashed on my roommate, when he was actually correct. Somewhat example of Asch's Conformity experiment.

This is exactly what my poster looks like. Does this really look like Chuck Norris?

satal95 · 05-01-2010, 10:48 PM

Lol I would of slapped the bitch for blasphemy

May the war begin but Clint would whoop Chucks ass any day all day 24-7.

HyperTek · 05-01-2010, 10:49 PM

clint would blast him, but chuck would win a hand to hand fight

J_Rad · 05-01-2010, 10:50 PM

Clint would fuck up Chuck any damn day of the week.

BoostSlideWayz · 05-01-2010, 10:58 PM

yeah chuck norris was like the guy that could kick ass when needed but clint kicked ass no matter where he went.

Matej · 05-01-2010, 11:02 PM

Clint Norris.
Chuck Eastwood.

satal95 · 05-01-2010, 11:02 PM

Hell yeah Clint's still kicking punks ass's at 80(Gran Torino). What has Chuck done?

BoostSlideWayz · 05-01-2010, 11:06 PM

It just dawned on me ... what are you doing with a clint eastwood poster ? or... your friend. lol its kinda funny now that i think of it, ive never seen somone around my age with a clinteast wood poster. usually people around my grandparents have something like that hangin around

fcdrifter20 · 05-01-2010, 11:12 PM

im sorry, but if anyone said some stupid shit like that in my house i would have thrown them out!!!!!!!!!!

oh and lets be honest Clint Eastwood is the shit...... in his movies!!

Chuck Norris on the other hand is a real world class Martail artist, so Chuk Norris would win in this fight hands down.....

Now if you want to match up Dirty harry and Walker Texas Ranger..then Dirty harry all the way

*fliprayzin240sx* · 05-01-2010, 11:19 PM

Your lucky Chuck Norris didnt hear you and round-house kicked you to death.

J3123MY · 05-01-2010, 11:44 PM

Clint Eastwood does shit for money. Chuck Norris does shit for justice.
Money>Justice

I thought it would be funny to just convince them they were Chuck Norris, but I think slapping the bitch and throwing her out would have been funnier.

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It just dawned on me ... what are you doing with a clint eastwood poster ? or... your friend.

I love spaghetti westerns. I am kind of an old-school guy. I drive a 20 yo pos 240. lol.

simmode1 · 05-02-2010, 12:26 AM

Chuck Norris would use lightning speed to roundhouse kick any bullets that Clint fired at him out of the air. Clint's nothing without a gun. Chuck would pwn him.

Besides... have you seen a recent pic of Chuck Norris?! Dude is 70, but still looks like he's in his 50's. Clint looks like he's one thousand years old and can barely move.

Tom25666 · 05-02-2010, 12:31 AM

1. Clint Eastwood
2. John Wayne
3. Chuck Norris
5327. Steven Segal

R_G · 05-02-2010, 05:44 AM

Clint Eastwood

alindeman1989 · 05-02-2010, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Tom25666

1. Clint Eastwood
2. John Wayne
3. Chuck Norris
5327. Steven Segal

hit the nail right on the head there man

udon! · 05-02-2010, 07:16 AM

who cares.

clint eastwood looks cooler.

fcdrifter20 · 05-02-2010, 10:44 AM

Chuk Norris was trained by Bruce lee!!!!

End Discusion

iROYAL · 05-02-2010, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by udon!

who cares.

clint eastwood looks cooler.

dtfdanyo · 05-02-2010, 11:10 AM

chuck norris is going to hunt down the non believers lol

thestreetzking · 05-02-2010, 11:27 AM

all im saying is Im watching the good the bad and the ugly tonight, and I just finished a fistful of dollars, and a few dollars more.

lflkajfj12123 · 05-02-2010, 11:57 AM

^ hahahahahaahaa ha

EDacIouSX · 05-02-2010, 12:20 PM

wow. seriously they thought that was chuck norris? Since when did chuck norris show off REAL guns? He was always about martial arts.

now CLINT was always the bad ass spaghetti western gun slinger. so... if you use some logic that poster makes sense that it would be clint and not chuck....

david200095367 · 05-02-2010, 12:53 PM

chuck norris ftw

fcdrifter20 · 05-02-2010, 07:02 PM

if we are talking about cool factor.....

let us not forget about Charles Bronson and his friend Wildey...

franklin93zx · 05-03-2010, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by iroyal

lmfao!!!!!

chucky norris · 05-03-2010, 12:08 AM

chuck norris all the way

franklin93zx · 05-03-2010, 12:12 AM

Clint Eastwood scared the living shit out of three black guys with one swift move of his hand

fishhouse · 05-03-2010, 02:27 AM

clint eastwood is the shit. chuck norris is only cool because everyone knows how lame his shit is and makes a joke of it.

Mikey213 · 05-03-2010, 10:32 AM

You guys are fucking insane, in real life Chuck Norris would own the shit out of Clint Eastwood.

Have any of you seen the first MISSING IN ACTION? Espionage/ninja 101! (no CGI or old man bullshit)

All Clint can do is point, aim, and shoot with intimidation. Chuck norris will go navy seal on his ass!
It's basically like asking who would win? a cowboy or a seal with any weapon!?

*DALAZ_68* · 05-03-2010, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by J3123MY

but I think slapping the bitch and throwing her out would have been funnier.

bro, the cock to vag ratio was already bad, why make it worst? i would have kicked all of the guys out for not believing the girl...Oww riiiiight!

05-01-2010, 10:40 PM	#1
J3123MY BANNED Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: California Age: 34 Posts: 235 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Chuck Norris or Clint Eastwood? So last night, I was chilling when my roommate brought back some of his friends who were kinda fucked up. We were waiting for one of them to bring back some cups for beer pong, when this white girl proceeded to say that the man in my poster was Chuck Norris. My roommate was like nah, thats Clint Eastwood. The dumb girls boyfriend was questioning the man being Chuck Norris, but the girl was saying shes one hundred percent sure thats Chuck Norris, saying that he ( "Clint Eastwood") even has red hair on a black and white poster. lol. At this point, my roommate was still trying to convince them that it was really Clint Eastwood, when I decided to just play along and say that the man in the poster was Chuck Norris and my roommate was a retard. The whole room, consisting of 4 guys and 2 girls (excluding myself and my roommate) was 100% convinced that the man in the poster was Chuck Norris and was bashing and laughing at my roommate for thinking that the man was Clint Eastwood. The whole time, I was trying ridiculously hard to control my laughter. I thought that this was fucking hilarious that a whole room of college students born and raised in America came to believe that the man in my poster was actually Chuck Norris. Its funny and sad that the whole room believed the white girl and bashed on my roommate, when he was actually correct. Somewhat example of Asch's Conformity experiment. This is exactly what my poster looks like. Does this really look like Chuck Norris?

05-01-2010, 10:48 PM	#2
satal95 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: sa Posts: 1,512 Trader Rating: (24) Feedback Score: 24 reviews	Lol I would of slapped the bitch for blasphemy May the war begin but Clint would whoop Chucks ass any day all day 24-7. __________________ Signature image exceeds allowable size.

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HyperTek Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cali Posts: 13,224 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	clint would blast him, but chuck would win a hand to hand fight __________________ Keep it Classy

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BoostSlideWayz Nissanaholic! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Lebec Age: 35 Posts: 1,686 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	yeah chuck norris was like the guy that could kick ass when needed but clint kicked ass no matter where he went. __________________ 1994 toyota supra...... n-a D= 1992 nissan 240sx KA24E-T fully Built =D

05-01-2010, 11:02 PM	#7
satal95 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: sa Posts: 1,512 Trader Rating: (24) Feedback Score: 24 reviews	Hell yeah Clint's still kicking punks ass's at 80(Gran Torino). What has Chuck done? __________________ Signature image exceeds allowable size.

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J_Rad BANNED Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: So Cal Posts: 88 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Clint would fuck up Chuck any damn day of the week.

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Matej Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: N/A Posts: 9,423 Trader Rating: (39) Feedback Score: 39 reviews	Clint Norris. Chuck Eastwood.

05-01-2010, 11:06 PM	#8
BoostSlideWayz Nissanaholic! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Lebec Age: 35 Posts: 1,686 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	It just dawned on me ... what are you doing with a clint eastwood poster ? or... your friend. lol its kinda funny now that i think of it, ive never seen somone around my age with a clinteast wood poster. usually people around my grandparents have something like that hangin around __________________ 1994 toyota supra...... n-a D= 1992 nissan 240sx KA24E-T fully Built =D

05-01-2010, 11:12 PM	#9
fcdrifter20 Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: riverside, ca Age: 37 Posts: 2,869 Trader Rating: (44) Feedback Score: 44 reviews	im sorry, but if anyone said some stupid shit like that in my house i would have thrown them out!!!!!!!!!! oh and lets be honest Clint Eastwood is the shit...... in his movies!! Chuck Norris on the other hand is a real world class Martail artist, so Chuk Norris would win in this fight hands down..... Now if you want to match up Dirty harry and Walker Texas Ranger..then Dirty harry all the way

05-01-2010, 11:19 PM	#10
fliprayzin240sx Man w/ CTSV & a Car Seat Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Tampa Posts: 17,998 Trader Rating: (19) Rides Gallery: fliprayzin240sx Feedback Score: 19 reviews	Your lucky Chuck Norris didnt hear you and round-house kicked you to death. __________________ If you think Zilvia has too many assholes... CLICK HERE!!!

05-02-2010, 12:26 AM	#12
simmode1 Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Addison, TX Posts: 5,526 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Chuck Norris would use lightning speed to roundhouse kick any bullets that Clint fired at him out of the air. Clint's nothing without a gun. Chuck would pwn him. Besides... have you seen a recent pic of Chuck Norris?! Dude is 70, but still looks like he's in his 50's. Clint looks like he's one thousand years old and can barely move.

05-02-2010, 05:44 AM	#14
R_G Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Monterey Bay/Watsonville Posts: 388 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Clint Eastwood __________________

05-02-2010, 07:16 AM	#16
udon! Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: So-Cal Posts: 2,025 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	who cares. clint eastwood looks cooler.

05-02-2010, 10:44 AM	#17
fcdrifter20 Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: riverside, ca Age: 37 Posts: 2,869 Trader Rating: (44) Feedback Score: 44 reviews	Chuk Norris was trained by Bruce lee!!!! End Discusion

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dtfdanyo Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Houston Posts: 748 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	chuck norris is going to hunt down the non believers lol

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thestreetzking Zilvia Junkie Join Date: May 2007 Location: New York Age: 37 Posts: 473 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	all im saying is Im watching the good the bad and the ugly tonight, and I just finished a fistful of dollars, and a few dollars more.

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lflkajfj12123 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: 　　　　　　　　 Posts: 8,483 Trader Rating: (20) Feedback Score: 20 reviews	^ hahahahahaahaa ha

05-02-2010, 12:20 PM	#22
EDacIouSX Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Los Angeles Age: 39 Posts: 4,566 Trader Rating: (53) Rides Gallery: EDacIouSX Feedback Score: 53 reviews	wow. seriously they thought that was chuck norris? Since when did chuck norris show off REAL guns? He was always about martial arts. now CLINT was always the bad ass spaghetti western gun slinger. so... if you use some logic that poster makes sense that it would be clint and not chuck....

05-02-2010, 12:53 PM	#23
david200095367 Banned from the Marketplace Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: WA Posts: 1,262 Trader Rating: (42) Feedback Score: 42 reviews	chuck norris ftw Last edited by david200095367; 05-02-2010 at 07:05 PM..

05-02-2010, 07:02 PM	#24
fcdrifter20 Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: riverside, ca Age: 37 Posts: 2,869 Trader Rating: (44) Feedback Score: 44 reviews	if we are talking about cool factor..... let us not forget about Charles Bronson and his friend Wildey...

05-03-2010, 12:08 AM	#26
chucky norris Nissanaholic! Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: SOCAL santa ana Posts: 1,673 Trader Rating: (19) Feedback Score: 19 reviews	chuck norris all the way __________________ "If you're not first ..... you're last" Ricky Bobby

05-03-2010, 12:12 AM	#27
franklin93zx Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Riverside, CA Age: 33 Posts: 1,045 Trader Rating: (11) Feedback Score: 11 reviews	Clint Eastwood scared the living shit out of three black guys with one swift move of his hand

05-03-2010, 02:27 AM	#28
fishhouse Zilvia Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: bonertown Age: 44 Posts: 254 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	clint eastwood is the shit. chuck norris is only cool because everyone knows how lame his shit is and makes a joke of it.

05-03-2010, 10:32 AM	#29
Mikey213 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Los Angeles Age: 39 Posts: 503 Trader Rating: (-1) Feedback Score: -1 reviews	You guys are fucking insane, in real life Chuck Norris would own the shit out of Clint Eastwood. Have any of you seen the first MISSING IN ACTION? Espionage/ninja 101! (no CGI or old man bullshit) All Clint can do is point, aim, and shoot with intimidation. Chuck norris will go navy seal on his ass! It's basically like asking who would win? a cowboy or a seal with any weapon!? Last edited by Mikey213; 05-03-2010 at 11:21 AM..