Post your funniest encounter with a cop

[Schassis707]

To start it off... I got pulled over the other day for supposably speeding(speedo cable loose) anywho, I was heading back to my buddies after getting donuts... Yes donuts, I got pulled over by a cop with a bag of donuts right next to me. I guess he smelt them

[BustedS13]

this is going to get locked nice and quick.

my buddy just bought an '06 350Z vert, about 36 hours ago. we were cruising over to my parents' house about half an hour ago to drop off a mothers day card, and he picked up a 107 in a 60. probably going to cost about $500 to keep points off his license. weak. additionally this beats my 98 in a 60, the (previous) reigning champ of high-stakes tickets in our circle of friends.
this isn't funny, but i feel like mentioning it somewhere and i'm not starting a new thread.

[MrMigs]

The time my zipties broke off and my front bumper launched itself into an empty intersection late at night...


The cop: "Okay, just tell me what you hit back there, and you'll get into less trouble."

Me: "There was this really bad bump on the road and it broke my bumper off."

Cop: "No really... tell the truth, it'll save you from getting into big trouble."

Me: "No I'm serious... you can go back there and check. I didn't damage anybody's property or anything like that."


Cop goes ahead and gives me a DUI test, which consisted of...

Cop: "Okay look into this flashlight... Okay, now follow this pencil eraser with your eyes while I do figure eights in the air with it."


Then, he left. No ticket or anything.

... and that was the last time I used zipties to hold up my front bumper. LoL.

[Walperstyle]

swear i've seen a thread like this somewhere else

[J3123MY]

Two girl cops grabbed my balls.

[BustedS13]

Originally Posted by J3123MY

Two girl cops grabbed my balls.

that's always awkward.
FOR THEM, AM I RIGHT.
one time at jail i had really sweaty feet when they checked my soles for crack rock. the lady in front of me had crack rocks in her shoes. the guy checking my shoes bitched about how they smelled. i lol'd a little and then later went home, but not until after a hot pocket. thanks for the hot pocket, YOUR TAX DOLLARS.

[S14_Kouki]

My friend spun out in my car going thur a intersection. He was driving cause I was drinking. Anyways he spins out cause it was wet out ( he was NOT trying to drift ) and there was a cop right in front of us. So he ends up turning around to pull us over. So he walks up to the car and ask what happen. So we told him it was wet and hes not use to driving my car. Then the cop points his light on the case of beer thats open behind the driver seat, then points his light at my friend in the back seat with NO seat belt with my crazy roll cage around him, then he points his light at me and im not wearing a seat belt. Then he asked if I have a disco potato turbo and how much power I was making. Then he starts telling me about his sentra with a sr and bigger turbo all his crazy stuff. Then he asked my friend in the back if he feels safe sitting back there and my friend says yes then the cop goes well theres nothing really I can do about that and lets us go.

[thestreetzking]

I got pulled over at 2am because I touched the yellow line, you know one of those routine checks. anyways the cop was awesome.

Asks me for my license and reg, and asks if I drank anything.

I said "nah you got my license im not 21"
he chuckles and looks around the car. Asks where I was going and told him "on my way home about 10 mins up the road."

He says "Alright well take it easy", hands me my stuff back, starts walking back to his car.
Then i hear him running back to my car, he sticks his head in the window and goes, "any weed?". I was like.. "isnt that illegal.." and hes like "good man!" and leaves.

[S14_Kouki]

Originally Posted by thestreetzking

I got pulled over at 2am because I touched the yellow line, you know one of those routine checks. anyways the cop was awesome.

Asks me for my license and reg, and asks if I drank anything.

I said "nah you got my license im not 21"
he chuckles and looks around the car. Asks where I was going and told him "on my way home about 10 mins up the road."

He says "Alright well take it easy", hands me my stuff back, starts walking back to his car.
Then i hear him running back to my car, he sticks his head in the window and goes, "any weed?". I was like.. "isnt that illegal.." and hes like "good man!" and leaves.

You might not know this but cant u have up to so many grams before it is a felony?? Cause from what I have heard its just like a $50 ticket if u get caught with anything under 20 grams or something in NY.

[ncbox]

Cops around here just ask me if they think I can take their F-body or mustang. =[

Had a few cops give me thumbs up.

Cops are pretty cool around here about modded cars since most of them drive them.

[Wake]

I have a great one for this, me and my buddy call it the night we got "super troopered".

So there is a road that connects 2 counties that everyone chooses to run, our local "touge" if you will.
Me and my buddy were sitting in my coupe in a small turnout that also happens to be an entrance to some hiking trails. Headlights were down but my parking lights were still on so other drivers could identify us.
Now I dont know if this ia a common practice for other canyon drivers, but me and all my friends have a tendency to try and call out the model of car as we hear it coming up the mountain. I hear a V8 hauling up the mountain towards us, I called out mustang (hearing that distinct ford rumble) and we see the headlights come around the last bend. My bud Brandon says "nope cop" so the cop pulls up nose to nose with my car and turn all his lights on and points em at us and tells us to step out.
he gives us the usual shpeal,
License and Reg?
Why are you here?
What are you doing?
anything illegal in the car?
everything is legit and I tell him there is some weed but I have my medical card. He searches us both and puts us bth in the back of his car. He pulls the weed out along with my card and puts it aside as he continues searching the car. In my drivers door pocket he pulls out a perscription bottle of norco with ,y gfs name on it and starts to question me again.
Why didnt you tell me about this?
Whos is it?
why do i have it?
So at this time 2 more cops pull up as I explain that its my gfs and I took them because she started taking them too much after an accident, which was true. So he goes to talk to the other 2 cops that just pulled up whats going on. Brandon turns to me in the back seat and says
"do you think they can hear us?"
me: no but im sure they are recording us"
B: "like right meow?"
and we both laugh at the reference, and continue with the "meow game" for a sec, as on of the cops goes and urinates about 5 feet from my door. Until we see all three cops walking back towards us. They all come up to the window of the cop car and the original cop in the middle says
cop:"What did i tell you i was gonna do if i found something in there and you lied?"
me:"uh take me to jail, but honestly had forgotten it was in there"
cop:"well we are gonna make you smoke the whole bag"
me:"of norco?"
cop:"yup"
me: "is that even possible?"
cop (now laughing with the others): "I dunno but you guys can get out of the car"
So we get out, and get back into my car, then the cop yells at brandon because all the shit the cops had taken out of his pockets was still on the cops hood.
B grabs his stuff and all three cops take off to a 4 way stop sign.
one goes right
one goes left
cop #1 burns a big ass smoky donut in the middle of the 4way and heads back the way he came with his lights blazing.

Me and Brandon just sit there amazed at what just happened.
Then we decide to call it a night and head home.

[90hatchie]

[jspaeth]

Originally Posted by BustedS13

this is going to get locked nice and quick.

my buddy just bought an '06 350Z vert, about 36 hours ago. we were cruising over to my parents' house about half an hour ago to drop off a mothers day card, and he picked up a 107 in a 60. probably going to cost about $500 to keep points off his license. weak. additionally this beats my 98 in a 60, the (previous) reigning champ of high-stakes tickets in our circle of friends.
this isn't funny, but i feel like mentioning it somewhere and i'm not starting a new thread.

True story:

My best friend got pulled over going 88 in a 35 about 3 years ago in his EG hatch.

Literally ended up paying a $15 ticket for a tailight or something.

Kid is so lucky it is ridiculous.....happened in Delaware.

[Wake]

HAHA 90hatchie killed it

thats it, close the thread.

[xpertsnowcarver]

^^Hahahaha Matt. Ohhhh man....
You're story is pretty funny too Wake.

I don't have any fun/funny cop stories... They all sucked.

[DJPimpFlex]

Yesterday I jumped on the freeway on my CBR. I bust it up to about 125-130 and go 1 exit down. Get off the freeway, lane split to the front of the line, then take a left. Next thing I know a CHP officer is behind me with his lights on. I pull over, and hes like...

Officer: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!
Me: What do you mean officer?
Officer: I saw you get on the freeway and shot up to about 80 MPH, I turned on my lights to follow you, and you got off the freeway, lane split to the front and took a left then I pulled you over.
Me: I'm not sure what you mean by that officer, I was cruising on the frontage road and never went on the freeway, that would be illegal seeing as I only have a permit.
Officer: So you're going to lie to me. Not only that, but I can't see your plate up under your tail section like that.
Me: No sir, I'm not sure what your referring to, It is a nice day, maybe you saw another bike out.
Officer: License and reg.

At this point another cop car pulls up and 3 officers are having a conference. Another officer comes up to me.

Officer #2: So whats going on?
Me: I'm not sure officer, I was just cruising down the frontage road and I got pulled over.
Officer #2: So you never got on the freeway, and when we play back the footage from the cop car we wont see you?
Me: No sir, not only was I not on the freeway, but your associate said he couldn't see my plate. Like I mentioned to him, its a nice day out and maybe he saw a similar bike.
Officer #2: Sit tight.

He heads back and they confer for a bit. The other 2 leave and the first guy comes up.

Officer #1: Ok were going to write you a ticket for no insurance and for your license plate location. I'm still not convinced that you didn't get on the freeway, but that's in the past.

I was lolin so hard because there wasn't SHIT he could do about it and he knew it. I have insurance on the bike, just no proof on me at the time so basically no harm no foul.

[ncbox]

Wake, that's an epic story..

[Schassis707]

So I got pulled over again, this time the cop comes up and was like,
you know why I pulled u over right.
I said yea for swerving around( I kept changing lanes over and over just cuz I was bored)
he says yup, so wh are u driving around like your fucking andre mandretty?
I said I'm warming up my tires lol
he just laughs and said go home have a good night and your lucky I got a better call( he and 5 other cops flew by my chasing a little civic)

[Tearlessj]

Cops always ask if I have weird weapons on me. Any nuclears in the car? Got any grenades in the truck?

[Wake]

Tell them yes next time.

Just for gits and shiggles.

[Dirty Habit]

Spring break, Tampa Florida, 2002(?).

Super wasted with a group of 10 or so people walking from a bar to a waffle house. We encounter a police officer walking the oposite direction of us. One of my drunken friends loudly yells "WHAT UP 5-0?!?!" as he walks by the cop, staring him down hard.
The cops simply replies "Good evening pedestrian." and continues walking by without even looking at our obnoxious friend or breaking stride.
As you can guess everyone just about fell over laughing.

Midwest white boy on spring break in florida: Not a concern of local police.

[180sExy]

lol wow some of these stories are funny as hell

[sirfallsalot243]

I had a cop in a charger pull me over. I asked him if it had a hemi. His response:

"well I'm not sure if it's a hemi but I know it's got a v8."

high 5 officer.

[Ares240SX]

I don't have any fun or funny encounters with the police. Well except racing a Vette going down to LA over the Grapevine, I guess someone called it in and I ended up getting pulled over like 5 miles down the road for doing 75 in a 60 with some poor guy who didn't know what was going on in a early model 300ZX... I imagine he got a ticket as well. I asked the officer why he didn't pull the minivan over that was passing me on the right doing 85, never did get the answer to that question...

[ranger240]

my buddy was driving home around 2am from a drive in theatre we all went to. he gets pulled over in his 240 while speeding with my other friend drunk in the passenger seat. the cop asks what they're doing out this late and where they're coming from.

my nervous friend goes on a tangent about how they're on the way back from a drive in

cop doesnt buy it and asks what movies were playing

friend says (truthfully) "Mean Girls and 13 going on 30"

cop awkwardly goes back to his car

comes back and lets him go with a warning, (his 240s registration was also expired) thinking that he just pulled over two gay 18 year old guys who went to see mean girls together at the drive in

[Dignity]

Ive had the whole super trooper movie happen to me.

[sirfallsalot243]

Originally Posted by dignity

ive had the whole super trooper movie happen to me.

You boys like mex-i-co?!

[moocowmoo]

me and my friend were cleaning out a trash enclosure off rosemead, and a cop comes fast into the small parking lot of the abandoned bank and flicks on his spotlight. my friend was still new at working with me and gets nervous, cop gets out and asks what we are doing, and I tell himw are cleaning the disgusting enclosure, he agrees its fucking nasty, walks to his car adjusts the spotlights, and starts helping us clean up! at this point me and my friend are laughing at him for sweeping up the trash. so we ask him if the charger cop cars are fast, he says he hasnt gotten to drive one yet, and my friend says how about that thing, pointing to the crown vic. and he replies "um, i dont know, never really push it" so my friend says "yeah thought id ask because I always see you guys hauling ass" and the cop replies "yeah, thats not me, i dont believe in any of the dramatic bull shit" he says bye then gets in his truck and peels out exiting the parking lot, keeping the tires smoking until he makes the u-turn and speeds off

[mike[pistonless]]

so a group of friends, my little brother and me were chilling at a del taco parking lot after bouncing from a wack meet, just a few 240s and my rx8, then a cop shows up around 9:50 asks if were up to no good then proceeds to talk to us for 10 minutes then he finally asks if any of us are underage cause we all reply no, so he starts walking to his car, then says the owner of the white nissan you should put on your front plate before you get a ticket, then he sped off

[Gizmo_S13]

Well I got a pretty good one.

It's 9:30PM or so and My girlfriend wanted cookies from Mickey D's and just as I go into the street a cop turns his lights on me and I just thought "What the fuck did I do?!?! I pull into this swap meet parking lot and a all of a sudden four more cop cars show up and surround my car ! So now there's 10 Officers looking at me and all I hear is "O0oo this car looks clean he's gonna have a couple mods to his" (I only had the car for less than a month. All I had was a Exhaust and JDM 1 Pc Headlights.) So they start placing bets saying "Oh He's got 10 at least.""Naw maybe 12!" Random ass numbers and I'm just sitting there with a big smile on my face and the cop who originally pulled me over says "alright kid, Pop the hood!" haha and I was like "can I get out and see too!" He says "Sure! C'mon on out!" *Pop the hood and walk to the front of the car and show 'em the stockness!" and they're all like "What the fawk! It's stock!" HAHA I say "I know! I've only had it for a month!" hahahahahaah then one says "well, what about the headers?" I smile and say "No Heatshield." haha and they just walk back to their cars and say "damn! the next one the next one!" Cops leave right and I leave the parking lot and not even two blocks down all the cops are surrounding a little Civic haahahahhaha!

I was never bothered by the Rialto PD cops! Good times hahahahaha