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**Phlip** · 11-07-2004, 06:56 AM

I would like to take a few minutes of my fellow Zilvians time to explain the importance of this day, 22 years ago, but to fully understand there is a story that must be told...
The human gestation period, on average, is about 9 months, 3 weeks long, meaning that sometime around the beginning of February, assuming that there were no problems prolonging things, there was a man and a woman in the state of Texas (Houston one might presume) who laid down. Not having the full details of the goings on, I would assume that they were married or at least in love, WHATEVER.
We all attempted to pay attention in biology class (those of us who have been through it, most of us I hope) so we understand the events of this cold late winter evening: there was some thrusting, creating a ball of jizz, which would go on to do "some science shit" and meet with, and eventually fertilize an egg. There would be a few months of careful handling and special preparations for the new life to be brought into the world.
November 7, 1982, it's time, the baby is born... We can take this time to fast forward to 2004, and will draw from the way this child has been with us, here on the board, that this child grew up reading quite a bit, watching several movies and is quite a car and music lover... What we are also aware of is that this child's cynical nature makes him a bit of an asshole as well. We tell him this, but he is well aware of this and enjoys knowing this and it just doesn't stop him, that's why we keep him around.
In summation, I will close this with the point I look to make here:
Happy 22 years, 9 months and 3 weeks after being a ball of jizz, Makoto!!!
(for you slow motherfuckers, today is Makoto's birthday, buy him a beer and kick him in the nuts)

**ThatGuy** · 11-07-2004, 07:18 AM

Happy Birthday Makoto, now STFU!! Hahahahaha

balmo · 11-07-2004, 07:30 AM

haPPY bday! that was the longest "happy bday to me speech" ive seen on the net.

machoonthetop · 11-07-2004, 09:11 AM

Hey happy birthday Makoto you asshole!...you dont mind me calling you asshole do you???

*crioten* · 11-07-2004, 09:17 AM

holy crap, he still hasnt replied to this yet? wtf is going on?!?!

**Phlip** · 11-07-2004, 09:20 AM

Must still be sleep, I AIM'd him the link soon as I created the thread and he has yet to respond to that either... Coming soon one might imagine and I am scared of what he may say.

MakotoS13 · 11-07-2004, 09:29 AM

*yawn* i just woke up. what's goin on? what? beer?

*sykikchimp* · 11-07-2004, 10:54 AM

HAPPPY BIIIRRFFDAY!!!! I'll drink one for you tonight.

Andrew Bohan · 11-07-2004, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PHLIP

late winter evening

the entire month of november is contained in fall.

nissantuner22 · 11-07-2004, 12:31 PM

happy birthday makato. now go get drunk and bang some hot asians!

-E- · 11-07-2004, 05:22 PM

BSeay · 11-07-2004, 05:51 PM

Happy B-day! Now drink some beers...

nocomedown · 11-07-2004, 06:09 PM

happy birthday my fellow texan. i would tell you that i'm havin a drink on you tonight....but i already took care of that the past 4 nights.

s13silady · 11-07-2004, 06:11 PM

dude!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rainier · 11-07-2004, 06:34 PM

i was too lazy to read everything so i skipped most of it and read the last part. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. haha

zero.counter · 11-07-2004, 07:14 PM

Happy birthday crazy fool!

**Phlip** · 11-07-2004, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by i'm driftaholic

the entire month of november is contained in fall.

Very good, now go back and read the story again, paying special attention to the fact that 'late winter' refers to the end of the winter, making FEBRUARY late winter... Thank you for your concern, but it was proofread and checked before I cliccked "submit."

citizen · 11-07-2004, 08:31 PM

Here's my birthday present to you, a hearty "FUCK YOU and your GOD DAMN POINTS, so take it in the poop tank makoto~"

enter the lolercon~!

11-07-2004, 06:56 AM	#1
Phlip Yes, I look like that Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In my supervillain's lair Posts: 27,980 Trader Rating: (19) Rides Gallery: Phlip Feedback Score: 19 reviews	11/07/1982 I would like to take a few minutes of my fellow Zilvians time to explain the importance of this day, 22 years ago, but to fully understand there is a story that must be told... The human gestation period, on average, is about 9 months, 3 weeks long, meaning that sometime around the beginning of February, assuming that there were no problems prolonging things, there was a man and a woman in the state of Texas (Houston one might presume) who laid down. Not having the full details of the goings on, I would assume that they were married or at least in love, WHATEVER. We all attempted to pay attention in biology class (those of us who have been through it, most of us I hope) so we understand the events of this cold late winter evening: there was some thrusting, creating a ball of jizz, which would go on to do "some science shit" and meet with, and eventually fertilize an egg. There would be a few months of careful handling and special preparations for the new life to be brought into the world. November 7, 1982, it's time, the baby is born... We can take this time to fast forward to 2004, and will draw from the way this child has been with us, here on the board, that this child grew up reading quite a bit, watching several movies and is quite a car and music lover... What we are also aware of is that this child's cynical nature makes him a bit of an asshole as well. We tell him this, but he is well aware of this and enjoys knowing this and it just doesn't stop him, that's why we keep him around. In summation, I will close this with the point I look to make here: Happy 22 years, 9 months and 3 weeks after being a ball of jizz, Makoto!!! (for you slow motherfuckers, today is Makoto's birthday, buy him a beer and kick him in the nuts) __________________ Weirdo And I write too!

11-07-2004, 07:18 AM	#2
ThatGuy Admin Asshole Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Retired Age: 45 Posts: 20,394 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: ThatGuy Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Happy Birthday Makoto, now STFU!! Hahahahaha __________________ "Speak softly,..." -Pres. Teddy Roosevelt "Be polite, be professional, ..." -Gen. James Mattis

11-07-2004, 09:20 AM	#6
Phlip Yes, I look like that Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In my supervillain's lair Posts: 27,980 Trader Rating: (19) Rides Gallery: Phlip Feedback Score: 19 reviews	Must still be sleep, I AIM'd him the link soon as I created the thread and he has yet to respond to that either... Coming soon one might imagine and I am scared of what he may say. __________________ Weirdo And I write too!

11-07-2004, 10:54 AM	#8
sykikchimp WOW addicted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the moon Age: 44 Posts: 6,525 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	HAPPPY BIIIRRFFDAY!!!! I'll drink one for you tonight. __________________

11-07-2004, 12:31 PM	#10
nissantuner22 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Gainesville, Fl Age: 40 Posts: 1,056 Trader Rating: (-1) Feedback Score: -1 reviews	happy birthday makato. now go get drunk and bang some hot asians! __________________ Current Project: Operation: N/A SR: 93 Silvia Q SR20DE Engine with go fast goodies. , "Common problems 240sx's suffer from are curbs, trees, ditches, and other immovable objects."thx247 "on the tounge... there is no guardrails."- citizen

11-07-2004, 07:30 AM	#3
balmo Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: bay area Age: 46 Posts: 319 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	haPPY bday! that was the longest "happy bday to me speech" ive seen on the net.

11-07-2004, 09:11 AM	#4
machoonthetop Zilvia Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: hawaii Age: 40 Posts: 158 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Hey happy birthday Makoto you asshole!...you dont mind me calling you asshole do you???

11-07-2004, 09:29 AM	#7
MakotoS13 BANNED Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Texas Age: 42 Posts: 4,205 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	yawn i just woke up. what's goin on? what? beer?

11-07-2004, 05:22 PM	#11
-E- Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Florida, Americas Wang! Age: 43 Posts: 2,912 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews

11-07-2004, 05:51 PM	#12
BSeay Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Richmond, VA Age: 42 Posts: 634 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Happy B-day! Now drink some beers... __________________ 1995 240SX SE - Sold

11-07-2004, 06:09 PM	#13
nocomedown Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: West Lafayette, IN / TX Age: 38 Posts: 1,359 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: nocomedown Feedback Score: 0 reviews	happy birthday my fellow texan. i would tell you that i'm havin a drink on you tonight....but i already took care of that the past 4 nights.

11-07-2004, 06:11 PM	#14
s13silady Nissanaholic! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Bay Area, San Jose Posts: 1,804 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	dude!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________

11-07-2004, 06:34 PM	#15
rainier Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Diego / Santa Ana Age: 38 Posts: 2,093 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i was too lazy to read everything so i skipped most of it and read the last part. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. haha __________________

11-07-2004, 07:14 PM	#16
zero.counter Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: At work Posts: 2,003 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Happy birthday crazy fool!

11-07-2004, 08:31 PM	#18
citizen Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bay Area Posts: 1,240 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: citizen Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Here's my birthday present to you, a hearty "FUCK YOU and your GOD DAMN POINTS, so take it in the poop tank makoto~" enter the lolercon~!