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*transient* · 05-10-2002, 09:40 PM

College Mischeif: <a href="http://www.nuthouse.org/~hendersa/college/experiments/boom.html#Experiment%20#4" target='_blank'>http://www.nuthouse.org/~hender....nt%20#4</a>

*AceInHole* · 05-10-2002, 10:02 PM

boooo!!! we want more kitten cruelty!!!

heheh.. not bad though....

KiDyNomiTe · 05-10-2002, 10:18 PM

im too lazy to read. you should know friday is our lazy day, pictures would be nice.

I agree bring back the kittens lol. but keep up the friday humor

*DSC* · 05-10-2002, 10:30 PM

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Christopher Houck was struck and killed as he chased his runaway cowboy hat in heavy traffic on Texas Highway 225. Must have been his finest hat...
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*AceInHole* · 05-10-2002, 10:34 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DSC @ May 10 2002,12:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">** DON'T CLICK THESE LINKS **
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October 1, 1996
Christopher Houck was struck and killed as he chased his runaway cowboy hat in heavy traffic on Texas Highway 225. Must have been his finest hat...
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i just skimmed it and still found no kitten cruelty.

good try though.... good try.....

EDIT:
Just found this in there:

***DONT READ THIS***
December 15, 1996
From the annals of Evolution In Action: CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt. An 18-year-old farmer was the first to descend into the 60-foot well. He drowned, apparently after an undercurrent in the water pulled him down, police said. His sister and two brothers, none of whom could swim well, went in one by one to help him, but also drowned. Two elderly farmers then came to help, but they apparently were pulled down by the same undercurrent. The bodies of the six were later pulled out of the well in the village of Nazlat Imara, 240 miles south of Cairo. The chicken was also pulled out. It survived.
***AHH FUCK YOU READ IT***

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>   :!:

wherezmytofu · 05-11-2002, 02:11 AM

dude.....2 words...cliff notes! that shit is long!  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'>

-E- · 05-11-2002, 12:09 PM

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'> Im very disappointed at this weeks friday humor very  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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EDIT: yes I know Im a day late.

Tuck&Poke · 05-11-2002, 04:38 PM

lmfao that was awsome....i gotta try the god one!  just gotta find where to do it but thats deffinately gonna be done this summer when i get bored! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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SR20Fastback · 05-11-2002, 05:09 PM

Anyone have some design plans for that pvc artillery cannon?? Im really intrested in pissing off the neighbors  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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KiDyNomiTe · 05-11-2002, 05:20 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (wherezmytofu @ May 11 2002,03:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">dude.....2 words...cliff notes! that shit is long! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
haha yes, cliff notes, a lazy man's best friend

*transient* · 05-11-2002, 09:21 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (minime686 @ May 11 2002,6:38)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">lmfao that was awsome....i gotta try the god one! just gotta find where to do it but thats deffinately gonna be done this summer when i get bored! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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Well at least one person thought it was funny <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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wherezmytofu · 05-11-2002, 09:26 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KiDyNomiTe @ May 10 2002,7:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (wherezmytofu @ May 11 2002,03:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">dude.....2 words...cliff notes! that shit is long! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
haha yes, cliff notes, a lazy man's best friend</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
man ur cool <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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s13cruzer · 05-12-2002, 11:37 AM

hey transient , that was hilarious , better than kittens in jars

and for sr20fastback and whomever would like to research the wonderful world of "potato cannons"
http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Rapids/1489/

Goodbar6 · 05-12-2002, 07:09 PM

"Typical Florida
Cockroach
I really think this little fellow fits into that "non-edible" category. After sizzling for about half a minute, the little guy stopped doing laps around the microwave interior and gave up the ghost."

hahah microwaves rule!
Tyler

Goodbar6 · 05-12-2002, 07:12 PM

"It is probably important to mention that, at that moment in the experiment, I still had hair on my body."
haha my kind of friday humor!
Tyler

Goodbar6 · 05-12-2002, 07:16 PM

"Our second test involved launching something soft from the cannon. One of my socks was the next lucky contestant, so we filled the blast chamber with hairspray, rammed the sock down the barrel, and fired. The cannon fired the sock with a MUCH louder boom, and my sock, now on fire and travelling in a nice arc, sailed a short distance and then landed in the pond at the middle of our complex with a quiet plunk.

It was finally time for the main event. I once again filled the blast chamber
"

I thoroly enjoyed this humor!
Tyler

05-10-2002, 09:40 PM	#1
transient Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Los Angeles, California Age: 41 Posts: 2,947 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	College Mischeif: <a href="http://www.nuthouse.org/~hendersa/college/experiments/boom.html#Experiment%20#4" target='_blank'>http://www.nuthouse.org/~hender....nt%20#4</a> __________________ Learn everything you can, while you still have the chance.

05-10-2002, 10:02 PM	#2
AceInHole Autox Technician Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: New Haven, CT Age: 44 Posts: 3,961 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: AceInHole Feedback Score: 0 reviews	boooo!!! we want more kitten cruelty!!! heheh.. not bad though.... __________________

05-10-2002, 10:18 PM	#3
KiDyNomiTe Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Chicago Age: 38 Posts: 6,296 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: KiDyNomiTe Feedback Score: 0 reviews	im too lazy to read. you should know friday is our lazy day, pictures would be nice. I agree bring back the kittens lol. but keep up the friday humor __________________ PROCEED Grip Gambler

05-10-2002, 10:34 PM	#5
AceInHole Autox Technician Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: New Haven, CT Age: 44 Posts: 3,961 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: AceInHole Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DSC @ May 10 2002,12:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> DON'T CLICK THESE LINKS BY CLICKING THESE LINKS, YOU AGGREE NOT READ THE INFORMATION CONTAINED WITHIN BY READING THE INFORMATION CONTAINED WITHIN, YOU AGGREE NOT TO BITCH AT ME OR ANYBODY ELSE ABOUT THE INFORMATION CONTAINED WITHIN THESE LINKS DO NOT click here Dont bitch at me, you non-desensitized wuss! SAMPLE October 1, 1996 Christopher Houck was struck and killed as he chased his runaway cowboy hat in heavy traffic on Texas Highway 225. Must have been his finest hat... SAMPLE</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> i just skimmed it and still found no kitten cruelty. good try though.... good try..... EDIT: Just found this in there: *DONT READ THIS* December 15, 1996 From the annals of Evolution In Action: CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt. An 18-year-old farmer was the first to descend into the 60-foot well. He drowned, apparently after an undercurrent in the water pulled him down, police said. His sister and two brothers, none of whom could swim well, went in one by one to help him, but also drowned. Two elderly farmers then came to help, but they apparently were pulled down by the same undercurrent. The bodies of the six were later pulled out of the well in the village of Nazlat Imara, 240 miles south of Cairo. The chicken was also pulled out. It survived. *AHH FUCK YOU READ IT* <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>   :!: __________________

05-11-2002, 12:09 PM	#7
-E- Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Florida, Americas Wang! Age: 43 Posts: 2,912 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'> Im very disappointed at this weeks friday humor very  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> EDIT: yes I know Im a day late.

05-10-2002, 10:30 PM	#4
DSC New Title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: VA Posts: 3,454 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	DON'T CLICK THESE LINKS BY CLICKING THESE LINKS, YOU AGGREE NOT READ THE INFORMATION CONTAINED WITHIN BY READING THE INFORMATION CONTAINED WITHIN, YOU AGGREE NOT TO BITCH AT ME OR ANYBODY ELSE ABOUT THE INFORMATION CONTAINED WITHIN THESE LINKS DO NOT click here Dont bitch at me, you non-desensitized wuss! SAMPLE October 1, 1996 Christopher Houck was struck and killed as he chased his runaway cowboy hat in heavy traffic on Texas Highway 225. Must have been his finest hat... SAMPLE __________________

05-11-2002, 02:11 AM	#6
wherezmytofu BANNED Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,873 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	dude.....2 words...cliff notes! that shit is long!  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'>

05-11-2002, 04:38 PM	#8
Tuck&Poke Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: MIA Age: 38 Posts: 1,046 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	lmfao that was awsome....i gotta try the god one!  just gotta find where to do it but thats deffinately gonna be done this summer when i get bored! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>

05-11-2002, 05:09 PM	#9
SR20Fastback Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Bay Age: 40 Posts: 1,637 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Anyone have some design plans for that pvc artillery cannon?? Im really intrested in pissing off the neighbors  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ Fodive STILL blows goats, I have proof.

05-11-2002, 05:20 PM	#10
KiDyNomiTe Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Chicago Age: 38 Posts: 6,296 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: KiDyNomiTe Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (wherezmytofu @ May 11 2002,03:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">dude.....2 words...cliff notes! that shit is long! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> haha yes, cliff notes, a lazy man's best friend __________________ PROCEED Grip Gambler

05-11-2002, 09:21 PM	#11
transient Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Los Angeles, California Age: 41 Posts: 2,947 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (minime686 @ May 11 2002,6:38)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">lmfao that was awsome....i gotta try the god one! just gotta find where to do it but thats deffinately gonna be done this summer when i get bored! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> Well at least one person thought it was funny <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ Learn everything you can, while you still have the chance.

05-11-2002, 09:26 PM	#12
wherezmytofu BANNED Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,873 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KiDyNomiTe @ May 10 2002,7:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (wherezmytofu @ May 11 2002,03:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">dude.....2 words...cliff notes! that shit is long! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> haha yes, cliff notes, a lazy man's best friend</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> man ur cool <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>

05-12-2002, 11:37 AM	#13
s13cruzer Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: lynn , massachusetts Posts: 358 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	hey transient , that was hilarious , better than kittens in jars and for sr20fastback and whomever would like to research the wonderful world of "potato cannons" http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Rapids/1489/ __________________ 240SXONE -no more The meek shall inherit the passenger seat

05-12-2002, 07:09 PM	#14
Goodbar6 Leaky Injector Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 148 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"Typical Florida Cockroach I really think this little fellow fits into that "non-edible" category. After sizzling for about half a minute, the little guy stopped doing laps around the microwave interior and gave up the ghost." hahah microwaves rule! Tyler __________________ ___ 1990 Nissan Maxima (Daily Driver) 1989 Nissan 240SX (sold...kicking myself in the butt for it) Soon Another S13 for me to play with :-) --Tyler Loewens

05-12-2002, 07:12 PM	#15
Goodbar6 Leaky Injector Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 148 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"It is probably important to mention that, at that moment in the experiment, I still had hair on my body." haha my kind of friday humor! Tyler __________________ ___ 1990 Nissan Maxima (Daily Driver) 1989 Nissan 240SX (sold...kicking myself in the butt for it) Soon Another S13 for me to play with :-) --Tyler Loewens

05-12-2002, 07:16 PM	#16
Goodbar6 Leaky Injector Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 148 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"Our second test involved launching something soft from the cannon. One of my socks was the next lucky contestant, so we filled the blast chamber with hairspray, rammed the sock down the barrel, and fired. The cannon fired the sock with a MUCH louder boom, and my sock, now on fire and travelling in a nice arc, sailed a short distance and then landed in the pond at the middle of our complex with a quiet plunk. It was finally time for the main event. I once again filled the blast chamber " I thoroly enjoyed this humor! Tyler __________________ ___ 1990 Nissan Maxima (Daily Driver) 1989 Nissan 240SX (sold...kicking myself in the butt for it) Soon Another S13 for me to play with :-) --Tyler Loewens