People can be such dickheads

[CrashQueen]

I went out tonight for a long bike ride with my brother was on our way back after several hours of biking and as we're nearing our house these two assholes drive up from behind us in their tan GMC van and throw a whole set of eggs at us. My brother and I are covered in yolk and my back stings from the egg shells shattering on my back. We both scream assholes and then my brother bikes faster to get home quickly to chase them with his car.


Funny thing is, he actually did find the dicks since they're just driving around the neighborhood up to no damn good. My brother spotted a tan gmc van and drives next to it and realizes it the dicks because the 2 guys roll down their window and start yelling out stupid shit at my brother. My brother then gets behind them and follows them for a while till the dickheads ended up freaking out, pull into a neighborhood to try to lose him, and then BAM! My bro throws 2 dozen eggs all over their van. hahaha.


Damn straight!



Do you have any stories about being caught in a fucked up prank?

Or for you bikers, have any drivers ever thrown anything at you?


another time that i biked with a friend of mine, a car full of dudes used bb guns and shot at us several times. The world is full of cruel assholes man!

[qwikspool]

lol at the guys.
stupid stuff right there
but for me i would followed them to there house
and egg the shit out of it.
thats just me.
oh man that sucks that you and your friend got shot by bb's
cruel people watch out!!!!

[spoolandslide]

next time throw these

[CrashQueen]

^^^ahaha if only.

[projekt_s13]

Well i have a story like yours only it was the other way around, i was walking and they were on bicycles.

Anyways so im walking to my car (at a regional park) and these two dick heads roll by and start firing paintballs at me.

I start running towards my car and those little bitches bust out laughing and ride off.

I guess they cycle around doing the same shit to other people or what not.

Anyways I had my mp5 AEG airsoft gun in the trunk so i loaded it up and laid it in the passenger seat just in case i run into those little bitches.

So right as im driving out of the park i see them, so i roll over to them. (they had backpacks on so i guess their guns were inside)

They are peddling so i match their speed (about 5 mph), roll my window down, as they look over to me they see a replica metal mp5 with full HK trademarks, and silencer.

One guy screams "Dont kill me!!! im sorry!!!" Then the other guy says "It was a joke!!"

I then unload my 200 round magazine on them bitches, 13 bullets per sec at 360fps does some damage. lol

I left one of the kids arm bleeding and the other one had hella welts.

I doubt they will try that again.

[Imjussjoshin]

I don't know about where you live but sounds like people don't have a whole lot to do. Be glad the eggs didn't cook on your back? Next time you go riding, keep a pocket full of porcelain. Throw it back at them and I promise you'll never have that problem again

[HyperTek]

reminds me of that guy witht eh bmw Z3 or Z4 who had some hicks follow him and videotape with thier camcorder and then they parked somewhere and the guy busted out his gun and took thier camera and their keys lol

that was classic

[CrashQueen]

^^^ouch man that's brutal! hahaha


but funny at the same time.


OWNED!

[spoolandslide]

Originally Posted by Imjussjoshin

I don't know about where you live but sounds like people don't have a whole lot to do. Be glad the eggs didn't cook on your back? Next time you go riding, keep a pocket full of porcelain. Throw it back at them and I promise you'll never have that problem again

^ like pieces of a broken toilet?
no need for that
the ground has a large bounty of rocks for my throwing

[Imjussjoshin]

I was thinking more like broken peices of spark plugs. Never tried broken peices of toilet haha. I'll have to try that sometime. Is this a cali forum? I just looked at where people from that posted on here and all I see is california. I feel out of place >.<

[spoolandslide]

where else are you gonna live?
hahaha

actually im jealous of your location
if you actually even are who you say are

hahaha jk

[projekt_s13]

Originally Posted by Imjussjoshin

... I just looked at where people from that posted on here and all I see is California. I feel out of place >.<

Basically, i think cali makes up about 80% of zilvia. lol

[TiNMAN]

Originally Posted by projekt_s13

One guy screams "Dont kill me!!! im sorry!!!" Then the other guy says "It was a joke!!"

I then unload my 200 round magazine on them bitches, 13 bullets per sec at 360fps does some damage. lol

I left one of the kids arm bleeding and the other one had hella welts.

I doubt they will try that again.

haha! thats the shit right there, son!

[luisgonz]

Once I was going to my friends work and this little bitch ran me off the road in her BMW, Lucky me I ride my fix gear alot and knew what to do. After that I went to my friends job and had a few beers and what do you know I saw that little bitch. I waited till she left the scene and Started to kick her windshield in. Look I know everyone is going to get mad. SHE COULD HAVE KILLED ME AND WENT ON WITH HER LIFE. FUCK THAT> I bet she just thought it was random. Fuck that......Its karma. DOnt worry if someone kicks my windshield in. I'll make sure not to say anything.

[sxe]

i was also riding my bike, when a van full of "latino's" <-- (for those who might get offended) opened the door and demanded my bike. so i reached in my poket and pulled out a can of police grade pepper spray and blasted emm. got all 5 good, and continued to kick the passenger who decided to kindly ask for my bike. it was hillarious watching them yell in spanish trying to drive away.

[CrashQueen]

haha yeah man,


that's karma for you. Great how it all works out in the end.


good thing nothing serious happened. Drivers are fucking stupid sometimes, underestimating just how much they can really hurt people on bikes.

Originally Posted by luisgonz

Once I was going to my friends work and this little bitch ran me off the road in her BMW, Lucky me I ride my fix gear alot and knew what to do. After that I went to my friends job and had a few beers and what do you know I saw that little bitch. I waited till she left the scene and Started to kick her windshield in. Look I know everyone is going to get mad. SHE COULD HAVE KILLED ME AND WENT ON WITH HER LIFE. FUCK THAT> I bet she just thought it was random. Fuck that......Its karma. DOnt worry if someone kicks my windshield in. I'll make sure not to say anything.

[luisgonz]

Originally Posted by sxe

i was also riding my bike, when a van full of "latino's" <-- (for those who might get offended) opened the door and demanded my bike. so i reached in my poket and pulled out a can of police grade pepper spray and blasted emm. got all 5 good, and continued to kick the passenger who decided to kindly ask for my bike. it was hillarious watching them yell in spanish trying to drive away.

WHO the fuck besides a girl has pepper spray, I mean. Great for you. But need alittle better story then that.J/k Atleast I gave it to a old fucken lady hard that night.LOL Must have been a mongoose?HUH?

[sxe]

Originally Posted by luisgonz

Once I was going to my friends work and this little bitch ran me off the road in her BMW, Lucky me I ride my fix gear alot and knew what to do. After that I went to my friends job and had a few beers and what do you know I saw that little bitch. I waited till she left the scene and Started to kick her windshield in. Look I know everyone is going to get mad. SHE COULD HAVE KILLED ME AND WENT ON WITH HER LIFE. FUCK THAT> I bet she just thought it was random. Fuck that......Its karma. DOnt worry if someone kicks my windshield in. I'll make sure not to say anything.

very vindictive, but hey. sometimes you gota do what u gota do.

[sxe]

i carried pepper spray for dogs. i got 36 stitches from a couple dogs a few weeks before.

[Imjussjoshin]

Originally Posted by spoolandslide

where else are you gonna live?
hahaha

actually im jealous of your location
if you actually even are who you say are

hahaha jk

Don't be jealous, it's not all what's it's cracked up to be. It's just a rock with hot weather and alot of beaches (filled with bums mind you) 240 scene pretty big out here but so is the scene of gettin your 240 stolen. I'm at 2 out of my driveway. Now I hide them in the garage. Great place to visit, Just don't travel outside of town (honolulu). People not so friendly towards tourists here. But that's speaking generally. I'M NICE TO EVERYONE

[CrashQueen]

^^^ oh man i should carry pepper spray when i go jogging. That's a good idea to keep around for dogs. I jog at night, and a couple days ago i came face to face with a loose dog, thank GOD it wasn't wild or followed me. I ran so fast...If that shit attacked me, I would have been fucked up and no one would have heard me.

[luisgonz]

Originally Posted by sxe

i carried pepper spray for dogs. i got 36 stitches from a couple dogs a few weeks before.

I cant help but laugh at this, And how did it happen.lol hahahaha I have always known to beat them to death or snap there necks. Put me next to killer dog and I will kill it.LOL This should be my new quote. "Kick their neck in"

[sxe]

Originally Posted by luisgonz

WHO the fuck besides a BADASS has pepper spray, I mean. Great for you. But THATS AN AWESOME story. Atleast I gave it to a old fucken lady hard that night.LOL Must have been a S&M STRICKER WORTH OVER 2K$?HUH?

fixed ^

[sxe]

when theres more tha one its kinda difficult. i punted a few pretty good, but those fuckers mob DEEP!!

[SimpleSexy180]

Originally Posted by sxe

i was also riding my bike, when a van full of "latino's" <-- (for those who might get offended) opened the door and demanded my bike. so i reached in my poket and pulled out a can of police grade pepper spray and blasted emm. got all 5 good, and continued to kick the passenger who decided to kindly ask for my bike. it was hillarious watching them yell in spanish trying to drive away.

hahahah!!!

[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=T8ch4rsMmZI[/ame]
@ 4:10
"GAH DAMNIT ESE, GAH DAMNIT!"


as for me, i dont have any interesting stories of people randomly trying to mess with me.

[sxe]

Originally Posted by CrashQueen

^^^ oh man i should carry pepper spray when i go jogging. That's a good idea to keep around for dogs. I jog at night, and a couple days ago i came face to face with a loose dog, thank GOD it wasn't wild or followed me. I ran so fast...If that shit attacked me, I would have been fucked up and no one would have heard me.

i wouldnt count on anyone helping you even if they did hear you. but anyway you could buy cheep pepper spray at any sporting good store for 5$ n it fucks dogs up. but wont effect people that well.

[luisgonz]

Originally Posted by sxe

Sorry guys but LUISGONZ is a great guy and need to take lessons from on how to kick and stab people or their stuff...Ok. Dont forget I take it in the punt. I like when they mob me Deep.

Are you like 4 feet tall.lol

[sxe]

im 6'4. id really like to see you take these dogs on. i drove up in my car to go back and the attacked my car! i even hit a one at 15 mph and it made it attack harder. i dont care who you are or what chihuahua's you killed, these dogs wont go down unless you castrate them.

[KwKouki]

damn heres a memory from back when I Was a wee small kwkouki

peddling my bike into middle school one morning this kid had a wiffle ball bat. as I peddled past him he swings the bat and hits me in the back like REALLY hard. I was shocked. I threw my bike down and walked up to this kid. he told me to keep walking or he was gonna hit me in the head. I thought to myself *damn thats gonna hurt this kid has me by like 3 years* so I turned around and walked to class.

the next morning im peddling in and see the same kid but without the bat. I start peddling as fast as I can and aim right for his chest.......BAM kid falls over bike falls on him and I tumble to the ground. Kid didnt get up for a bit, I picked up my bike and locked it to the rack. went on about my day, he never fucked with me again

[luisgonz]

Originally Posted by sxe

im 6'4. id really like to see you take these dogs on. i drove up in my car to go back and the attacked my car! i even hit a one at 15 mph and it made it attack harder. i dont care who you are or what chihuahua's you killed, these dogs wont go down unless you castrate them.

You fucken need to take some fucken photo's and send me them. They must be beasts. In Los Angeles its more calm near mid city area. I have taken 3 dogs at once. They were so mad, I had to do what I did to save my ass and skin. Please take some photo's and post them. I run and ride at anytime I please to myself. Must suck, Need to contact you spca near your area.