starring contest with the fuzz

[illvialuver]

Okay, so today I walk out of my friends house which is on a corner, and walk out to the sidewalk. As I do I than notice a cop driving down the street, as I walk to the car on the corner, I see him make eye contact and as he is trying to stare me down, I am like , fuck that, I stare at him he drives by, and look over my shoulder as he passes by me.
I get to the corner and hear tires screeching, and look behind me and see the cop flippin a bitch smoke and all.
I think shit, well I didnt do anything wrong so fuck it. I open the car door and sit down and roll down the windows, and no sooner than I do, I see the cop pull around the corner hot on the breaks, and he is almost at a dead stop, as he rolls by me and stars me down, I star back and smile( couldnt help it cause I was thinking about super troopers. )than he drives down the street, I start the car, flip a bitch and than I look in the rear view mirror to see him flipping another bitch.
FUCK, what a prick! same as before, fuckem I didnt do shit wrong. so I do as I would if he was not there so I make the right and get to the stop light and heis right behind me. (whats funny is thatI am listening to a girl talk song that has the lyrics woop woop thats the sound of the police or someshit(did not plan on it but it was funny)so I figured he would light me up when the light turns green. ....nope, he stays behind me changes lanes pulls beside me, and stares, than gets about a car length infront of meand i see him look at the front of the car.
no front plate, here it comes.
slams on the breaks( just like super troopers) I keep driving and he gets behind me, and throws on the lights.
I pull over, put the keys on the dash, and my hands on the wheel.
he walks up and heres how is went.....


"how are you doing, know why I pulled you over?"
-cause I looked at you?-
"cause you dont have a front plate"
_ha, ha,ha, um howa bout this?(I pull out the fixet ticket from the center consol"
he looks at it and,
"do you have a license?"
I reach for it but before I do, I say
-I am just gettin my wallet officer, is that okay? -
"mr, ferga, fergasoon?"
-ferguson,yes?-
"sit tight, Ill be back"
"sooooo, where you comming from?"
-the house you watched me walk out of-
with a dumb look on his face he says
"where you going?"
-the donut house, I am going to help my friend work, if ya want you can stop by, I will be there till bout ten-
"no thanks, well, put a front plate on!"
-I got like 40 something fdays left but, will do occifer-
he got in the cruiser, I left.
I didn't know cops took starring contest so seriously.