By yes, she meant no????? - Zilvia.net Forums | Nissan 240SX (Silvia) and Z (Fairlady) Car Forum

irax · 02-05-2009, 02:48 AM

So today one of the super cute chicks that works at domino's pizza came to my work today. And I was like fuck it I'll ask her out.

here is how the conversation went.

Her*walks in on the phone constantly looking back at me*
Me:Hey whats up! who's that on the phone your booyyfriiend?
Her: I don't have a boy friend *bats eyes*
Me: sweet then would you want a go out some time?
Her: YES *EMPHATICALLY*
Me:wait... what???? that's not supposed to work
Me: when is good for you?
her: the next time we have a day off together
Me: sun mon tuesday?
Me*writes my number on a paper*: just give me a call in a few
Her*big fucking smile*: Sure cya

so... i am like fucking static... it never went that well EVER before... I was like.. what the fuck? did that just happen? yes it did because

BZZZZ!!!

txt frm her

Her: hey I just talked with my girlfriend and I can't go out with you

I'm like... WTF???

Me: wait.. what?? why??

Her: because she would be jealous

Me: well maybe we could double

Her: then i would get jealous

Me: wait Ill bring a friend and you bring your friend

Her: we tried that before and it didn't work in the past

Me: wait what???

Her: I'm bi, didn't you know?

Me: nope

Her: I'm sorry

Me: you owe me one for saying yes then saying no, never have i ever been soo happy then soo disappointed so fast in my whole life

Her: I'm sorry

Me: well can we at least be friends then? if that is acceptable to your gf?

Her*changes subject*

so I'm like w/e.... but thinking about hot dominos delivery girl on girl action made me really want some dominos

so not even thinking about it, wither or not she was working at the time. I assumed she was just on her way home as she came in originally.

So I take a short bike ride to domino's pizza. As I walk in to make an order I see her looking at me with a wired face but i glanced over and pretended that she wasn't there. I order a philly hot sandwich which is probably the best philly styled sandwich in my local area. And the guys said it would take 15 minutes so I waited out side and had a cig just chillin. and I get a text

Her:I'm sorry my gf is in here

WTF?? as if i went there for her right?

Me: its cool w/e, I came here for food not to see you, look I am not the type to tare apart a relationship if friendship is not ok let me know I don't want to cause problems.

and normally she replies back like in a minute or two, and that last text was sent at 8:45 pm.... so clearly her lack of response is an indication of what it is.

but really all she had to do was when i asked her out was to say "Sorry I am seeing some one right now"

and not a fucking YES like she was waiting for me to ask her out her whole life.

Honestly I'm just glad it went so quickly I have always had the bad luck of drama getting drawn own and made bigger than it is.

CLIFF NOTES:

I asked a girl out
she said yes
then said no
turns out she was bi
and had a gf currently
she continues to mix signals
i just wanted food
she made wired comment

I LOL

C. Senor · 02-05-2009, 02:58 AM

what the fuck just happened? sucks. was the sammich good atleast. just tell her to hook you up (with food....or whatever) for that little stunt. girls are just confused and dumb...i said girls for all the ladies out there...(i dont want to get e-slapped).

SochBAT · 02-05-2009, 03:00 AM

CliffNotes:

You ask her out. She says yes! She changes her mind and tells you she's bi. She sends mixed signals, but the answer is still no. You visit her/"JUST ORDERING FOOD" and make it awkward.

She means no buddy.

Try this approach instead. Jokingly and casually mention "you led me on! what a tease! you owe me one!"

Casually, as a friend. she will buy you a drink, whatever. ROOFIES. DONE.

irax · 02-05-2009, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C. Senor

what the fuck just happened? sucks. was the sammich good atleast. just tell her to hook you up (with food....or whatever) for that little stunt. girls are just confused and dumb...i said girls for all the ladies out there...(i dont want to get e-slapped).

honestly it was the best sandwich i have had in maybe a year. it was perfectly crisp,cheesy,meaty. dare i say it, but if it was my last meal i can die in piece.

irax · 02-05-2009, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soooshi

CliffNotes:

You ask her out. She says yes! She changes her mind and tells you she's bi. She sends mixed signals, but the answer is still no. You visit her/"JUST ORDERING FOOD" and make it awkward.

She means no buddy.

LOL! CLEARLY! and no i didn't go to order food just to chance to visit her, it didn't occur to me that she would be working at all. lol I know when I am the one making things awkward and it was by no fault of my own. though i could of just rode on by and went to subway and got a shittier sandwich.

SochBAT · 02-05-2009, 03:06 AM

This one time, an employee of a local American Sushi place was hitting on me. I'm pretty mediocre, and didn't really notice it. She asked me about my hair, and how its healthy yadda yadda yadda.

Her : "What did you do to it? What do you use?"
Me : "... its stock?"

didn't realize until I left. HardFAIL.

irax · 02-05-2009, 03:09 AM

LOL! its stock.... i always catch my self from saying that about anything non car related.

SochBAT · 02-05-2009, 03:12 AM

Now my BIGGEST flaw ever is my friendliness. I have a GF, but I notice too late that i am a bit flirtatious. Its shitty. I feel so bad. But not. But still do. UGHHHHHHHHHH.

MisawaJason · 02-05-2009, 03:16 AM

what the hell. You should bang her while her girl is in the other room. Might turn her on

RedStage · 02-05-2009, 03:32 AM

funny story...sorry for the heart ache caused...

but damn...I want a Philly Cheese Steak now...Hard to find in JDM town.

usdm180sx · 02-05-2009, 04:02 AM

FUCK the double date. Go out with both of them

ESmorz · 02-05-2009, 04:09 AM

Put a strap on around your butt.

Give it to em both.

Don't be gay.

Howard92884 · 02-05-2009, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soooshi

CliffNotes:

You ask her out. She says yes! She changes her mind and tells you she's bi. She sends mixed signals, but the answer is still no. You visit her/"JUST ORDERING FOOD" and make it awkward.

She means no buddy.

Try this approach instead. Jokingly and casually mention "you led me on! what a tease! you owe me one!"

Casually, as a friend. she will buy you a drink, whatever. ROOFIES. DONE.

WIN!

/thread

murda-c · 02-05-2009, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESmorz

Put a strap on around your butt.

Give it to em both.

Don't be gay.

Best idear yet. Do this.

CursedGTR · 02-05-2009, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESmorz

Put a strap on around your butt.

Give it to em both.

Don't be gay.

^^^^^^ I Agree^^^^^^^^

Howard92884 · 02-05-2009, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESmorz

Put a strap on around your butt.

Give it to em both.

Don't be gay.

Didn't see this one. This one wins.

crazybb · 02-05-2009, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESmorz

Put a strap on around your butt.

Give it to em both.

Don't be gay.

that is the best damn idea ever

legacy927 · 02-05-2009, 07:12 AM

got any pics of them? lol

*exitspeed* · 02-05-2009, 07:15 AM

This is CA isn't it. jk.

S13_SideWayz · 02-05-2009, 07:30 AM

lmaoooooooo srr dude bt u got owned!!
u asked if she had a bf.. n infact.. she dont.. she got a gf.. ajajajaj
and i think shes just poking fun w u dude.. dont take her sireous...stop calling texting her.. if she gets back to u... then its a different story. bt rite now. ur her lil poppet!

**ThatGuy** · 02-05-2009, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S13_SideWayz

lmaoooooooo srr dude bt u got owned!!
u asked if she had a bf.. n infact.. she dont.. she got a gf.. ajajajaj
and i think shes just poking fun w u dude.. dont take her sireous...stop calling texting her.. if she gets back to u... then its a different story. bt rite now. ur her lil poppet!

Jeeze kid. I know you're only 19, but haven't you learned how to talk yet?

Florida's school system must be awful.

S13_SideWayz · 02-05-2009, 07:36 AM

Is this how you want me to talk?
Spelling things correctly?
I dont really care how i write on a forum, if you understand it fine, if not then move on sorry.
BTW no need to start insulting states or w.e.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuy

Jeeze kid. I know you're only 19, but haven't you learned how to talk yet?

Florida's school system must be awful.

**ThatGuy** · 02-05-2009, 07:38 AM

Yes, that is how we expect you to talk. Like a human being. It's not a difficult concept.

If you don't like that,YOU are more then welcome to move along.

S13_SideWayz · 02-05-2009, 07:43 AM

Well sorry to dissapoint you, but i can spell things how i want.... i just choose not to. its a forum. i really dont care what people think. srr to mess ur thread up dude.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuy

Yes, that is how we expect you to talk. Like a human being. It's not a difficult concept.

If you don't like that,YOU are more then welcome to move along.

stiizy · 02-05-2009, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuy

Yes, that is how we expect you to talk. Like a human being. It's not a difficult concept.

If you don't like that,YOU are more then welcome to move along.

but whys its gots to beez dis way Thatguy?????

hahaha

LeftNutOfGowd · 02-05-2009, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exitspeed

This is CA isn't it. jk.

What are you trying to say huh huh huh

Matej · 02-05-2009, 08:39 AM

By yes she obviously meant, "I'm sooo confused y'all!"

aziankingz · 02-05-2009, 08:49 AM

Damn you got played.. That always sucks.. She probably loves doing that to guys..

**Phlip** · 02-05-2009, 09:12 AM

If I were in this situation, at the ONSET of the flaking. I have a one-strike rule when it comes to flaking chicks. There is no redeeming amount of "hot" to make up for bullshit. You're better off without her and probably best to not even converse with her at all unless you have to. Don't grant her anymore of the attention she is desperately seeking with her recreational homosexuality, let her die dumb. Don't tell her you're done with it, just be done with it.

-Phlip; swift to cut a bitch off, there is entirely too many in the world to go chasing after one.

codunc · 02-05-2009, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PHLIP

If I were in this situation, at the ONSET of the flaking. I have a one-strike rule when it comes to flaking chicks. There is no redeeming amount of "hot" to make up for bullshit. You're better off without her and probably best to not even converse with her at all unless you have to. Don't grant her anymore of the attention she is desperately seeking with her recreational homosexuality, let her die dumb. Don't tell her you're done with it, just be done with it.

-Phlip; swift to cut a bitch off, there is entirely too many in the world to go chasing after one.

definately words to live by

02-05-2009, 02:48 AM	#1
irax Post Whore! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego Age: 41 Posts: 4,249 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	By yes, she meant no????? So today one of the super cute chicks that works at domino's pizza came to my work today. And I was like fuck it I'll ask her out. here is how the conversation went. Herwalks in on the phone constantly looking back at me Me:Hey whats up! who's that on the phone your booyyfriiend? Her: I don't have a boy friend bats eyes Me: sweet then would you want a go out some time? Her: YES EMPHATICALLY Me:wait... what???? that's not supposed to work Me: when is good for you? her: the next time we have a day off together Me: sun mon tuesday? Mewrites my number on a paper: just give me a call in a few Herbig fucking smile: Sure cya so... i am like fucking static... it never went that well EVER before... I was like.. what the fuck? did that just happen? yes it did because BZZZZ!!! txt frm her Her: hey I just talked with my girlfriend and I can't go out with you I'm like... WTF??? Me: wait.. what?? why?? Her: because she would be jealous Me: well maybe we could double Her: then i would get jealous Me: wait Ill bring a friend and you bring your friend Her: we tried that before and it didn't work in the past Me: wait what??? Her: I'm bi, didn't you know? Me: nope Her: I'm sorry Me: you owe me one for saying yes then saying no, never have i ever been soo happy then soo disappointed so fast in my whole life Her: I'm sorry Me: well can we at least be friends then? if that is acceptable to your gf? Herchanges subject so I'm like w/e.... but thinking about hot dominos delivery girl on girl action made me really want some dominos so not even thinking about it, wither or not she was working at the time. I assumed she was just on her way home as she came in originally. So I take a short bike ride to domino's pizza. As I walk in to make an order I see her looking at me with a wired face but i glanced over and pretended that she wasn't there. I order a philly hot sandwich which is probably the best philly styled sandwich in my local area. And the guys said it would take 15 minutes so I waited out side and had a cig just chillin. and I get a text Her:I'm sorry my gf is in here WTF?? as if i went there for her right? Me: its cool w/e, I came here for food not to see you, look I am not the type to tare apart a relationship if friendship is not ok let me know I don't want to cause problems. and normally she replies back like in a minute or two, and that last text was sent at 8:45 pm.... so clearly her lack of response is an indication of what it is. but really all she had to do was when i asked her out was to say "Sorry I am seeing some one right now" and not a fucking YES like she was waiting for me to ask her out her whole life. Honestly I'm just glad it went so quickly I have always had the bad luck of drama getting drawn own and made bigger than it is. CLIFF NOTES: I asked a girl out she said yes then said no turns out she was bi and had a gf currently she continues to mix signals i just wanted food she made wired comment I LOL __________________ Drives a BRZ and is building a V6 S12 coupe.

02-05-2009, 02:58 AM	#2
C. Senor Post Whore! Join Date: May 2006 Location: cali Posts: 3,488 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	what the fuck just happened? sucks. was the sammich good atleast. just tell her to hook you up (with food....or whatever) for that little stunt. girls are just confused and dumb...i said girls for all the ladies out there...(i dont want to get e-slapped). __________________ Don't forget to tell your mom, she ran out of eggs this morning!

02-05-2009, 03:09 AM	#7
irax Post Whore! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego Age: 41 Posts: 4,249 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	LOL! its stock.... i always catch my self from saying that about anything non car related. __________________ Drives a BRZ and is building a V6 S12 coupe.

02-05-2009, 03:32 AM	#10
RedStage Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida (formerly Yokohama, Japan) Posts: 531 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	funny story...sorry for the heart ache caused... but damn...I want a Philly Cheese Steak now...Hard to find in JDM town. __________________ Marc - Yokohama, Japan

02-05-2009, 04:02 AM	#11
usdm180sx Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: 562 Posts: 4,807 Trader Rating: (5) Rides Gallery: usdm180sx Feedback Score: 5 reviews	FUCK the double date. Go out with both of them __________________ -Norm!

02-05-2009, 03:00 AM	#3
SochBAT Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Abilene, TX Age: 39 Posts: 6,428 Trader Rating: (9) Rides Gallery: SochBAT Feedback Score: 9 reviews	CliffNotes: You ask her out. She says yes! She changes her mind and tells you she's bi. She sends mixed signals, but the answer is still no. You visit her/"JUST ORDERING FOOD" and make it awkward. She means no buddy. Try this approach instead. Jokingly and casually mention "you led me on! what a tease! you owe me one!" Casually, as a friend. she will buy you a drink, whatever. ROOFIES. DONE.

02-05-2009, 03:06 AM	#6
SochBAT Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Abilene, TX Age: 39 Posts: 6,428 Trader Rating: (9) Rides Gallery: SochBAT Feedback Score: 9 reviews	This one time, an employee of a local American Sushi place was hitting on me. I'm pretty mediocre, and didn't really notice it. She asked me about my hair, and how its healthy yadda yadda yadda. Her : "What did you do to it? What do you use?" Me : "... its stock?" didn't realize until I left. HardFAIL.

02-05-2009, 03:12 AM	#8
SochBAT Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Abilene, TX Age: 39 Posts: 6,428 Trader Rating: (9) Rides Gallery: SochBAT Feedback Score: 9 reviews	Now my BIGGEST flaw ever is my friendliness. I have a GF, but I notice too late that i am a bit flirtatious. Its shitty. I feel so bad. But not. But still do. UGHHHHHHHHHH.

02-05-2009, 03:16 AM	#9
MisawaJason Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: South Korea Age: 40 Posts: 1,320 Trader Rating: (13) Feedback Score: 13 reviews	what the hell. You should bang her while her girl is in the other room. Might turn her on

02-05-2009, 04:09 AM	#12
ESmorz Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It Looks Like A Dong Posts: 6,902 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Put a strap on around your butt. Give it to em both. Don't be gay. __________________

02-05-2009, 07:12 AM	#18
legacy927 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ny, ny Posts: 477 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	got any pics of them? lol

02-05-2009, 07:15 AM	#19
exitspeed aWingThing.com Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 45 Posts: 20,900 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	This is CA isn't it. jk. __________________ What I do for a living...www.mhrussell.com

02-05-2009, 07:30 AM	#20
S13_SideWayz Leaky Injector Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: FLA Age: 35 Posts: 140 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	lmaoooooooo srr dude bt u got owned!! u asked if she had a bf.. n infact.. she dont.. she got a gf.. ajajajaj and i think shes just poking fun w u dude.. dont take her sireous...stop calling texting her.. if she gets back to u... then its a different story. bt rite now. ur her lil poppet!

02-05-2009, 07:38 AM	#23
ThatGuy Admin Asshole Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Retired Age: 45 Posts: 20,394 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: ThatGuy Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Yes, that is how we expect you to talk. Like a human being. It's not a difficult concept. If you don't like that,YOU are more then welcome to move along. __________________ "Speak softly,..." -Pres. Teddy Roosevelt "Be polite, be professional, ..." -Gen. James Mattis

02-05-2009, 08:39 AM	#27
Matej Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: N/A Posts: 9,423 Trader Rating: (39) Feedback Score: 39 reviews	By yes she obviously meant, "I'm sooo confused y'all!"

02-05-2009, 08:49 AM	#28
aziankingz Nissanaholic! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: NYC Age: 41 Posts: 1,735 Trader Rating: (28) Feedback Score: 28 reviews	Damn you got played.. That always sucks.. She probably loves doing that to guys..

02-05-2009, 09:12 AM	#29
Phlip Yes, I look like that Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In my supervillain's lair Posts: 27,980 Trader Rating: (19) Rides Gallery: Phlip Feedback Score: 19 reviews	If I were in this situation, at the ONSET of the flaking. I have a one-strike rule when it comes to flaking chicks. There is no redeeming amount of "hot" to make up for bullshit. You're better off without her and probably best to not even converse with her at all unless you have to. Don't grant her anymore of the attention she is desperately seeking with her recreational homosexuality, let her die dumb. Don't tell her you're done with it, just be done with it. -Phlip; swift to cut a bitch off, there is entirely too many in the world to go chasing after one. __________________ Weirdo And I write too!

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode