11/07/1982

[Phlip]

I would like to take a few minutes of my fellow Zilvians time to explain the importance of this day, 22 years ago, but to fully understand there is a story that must be told...
The human gestation period, on average, is about 9 months, 3 weeks long, meaning that sometime around the beginning of February, assuming that there were no problems prolonging things, there was a man and a woman in the state of Texas (Houston one might presume) who laid down. Not having the full details of the goings on, I would assume that they were married or at least in love, WHATEVER.
We all attempted to pay attention in biology class (those of us who have been through it, most of us I hope) so we understand the events of this cold late winter evening: there was some thrusting, creating a ball of jizz, which would go on to do "some science shit" and meet with, and eventually fertilize an egg. There would be a few months of careful handling and special preparations for the new life to be brought into the world.
November 7, 1982, it's time, the baby is born... We can take this time to fast forward to 2004, and will draw from the way this child has been with us, here on the board, that this child grew up reading quite a bit, watching several movies and is quite a car and music lover... What we are also aware of is that this child's cynical nature makes him a bit of an asshole as well. We tell him this, but he is well aware of this and enjoys knowing this and it just doesn't stop him, that's why we keep him around.
In summation, I will close this with the point I look to make here:
Happy 22 years, 9 months and 3 weeks after being a ball of jizz, Makoto!!!
(for you slow motherfuckers, today is Makoto's birthday, buy him a beer and kick him in the nuts)