DIE JOGGERS DIE!!!!!

[Tuck&Poke]

this is gonna sound gay...me and my bud on a go ped... but theyre actually pretty fun if you put go fast parts on them cause it hits around 50mph and its scary as hell.  well anyway we ride on the gopeds to the park and we meet some of our friends there (they got peds too).  so were just there talking shit w/e and some guy passes buy us and knocks me on the back...asshole.  it felt intentional too because theres about 2 acers of land behind me and it was pretty hard.  so to piss him off we decide to pass by him at like 40mph (these go peds are loud cause of aftermarket mufflers etc) so we go on our way in his direction and my friend goes infront of me and as soon as he passes the guy on the left side the guy jumps to the left and knocks him off...hard...at 40mph.  i stop cause this guy is fuckin insane and he turns around and looks at me and says "if you hadnt have turned off that thing youd be next shithead!"  this fuckin asshole is getting brave with me!? so i push the guy back and say "what the fuck are you crazy you son of a bitch you could have hurt him asshole,  what the fuck are you thinking do you have the brain power of a nat!"  the guys says" dont you ever touch me agian cause i will fuck you up"
"oh ok your gonna fuck me up go ahead dip shit do it"
turns around and jogs his sorry ass away.
anywho we reported this to the police but theres not much we can do.  it was assault on a minor and my friend is 14, im 16.  if we find him in the park tomorrow...ill run him over with the beast.  stupid asshole some people are just plain crazy.  just thought id share that with you im venting cause im still pissed this happened like 1hour ago.

[XylathaneGTR]

Dude that fucking sucks...
If that was me...i would have fucking punched his ass in the face...and if he would of tried to hit me back (i always cary a 3inch Serated blade <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> ...most of the time anyway) i woulda whipped it out on his ass.
Most of my friends know how to fight (Cause we's from the Calgary Ghetto's...lol [sarcasm]) &nbsp;But yeah...that fucking sucks...
Kick His ass

[Ni5mo180SX]

You should of beat his ass with your friends.

[XylathaneGTR]

Did that guy look built...or did he wear big gold Dolla Sign chains, or have tatoos (gang) or anything?
cause yeah...u shold give him a good old fashoned "weapons in the trunk of a civic with covered up licsence plates and everyone wearing bellaclava's jump out and beat his ass and drive away real fast." beating.
Those are good. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>

[Tuck&Poke]

we were gonna fight him today but one of my friends "had to pick up his sister"...yeh sure. &nbsp;hopefully tomorrow well get him just me and the kid who got pushed. &nbsp;crazy bastards gonna loose some teeth

[transient]

Give him a good old "Kids" style beat down.

(if you haven't seen the movie check here)

[Tuck&Poke]

revenge is so sweet. &nbsp;i naild one of em in his head and then he tryed to run after us but of course he couldnt catch up.

[bing]

if somebody knocked me off my go-ped(i cant beleive i just said that) i'd ass rape them in front of their family and co-workers... thats insane and obviously on purpose... i really think you guys should get him back

[wyldchyld7x]

According to my anger management councelor violence is not the way to solve confrontations. &nbsp;Talking your differences out and finding a happy medium is the way to go. &nbsp;Now according to my platoon leader you should get a nice piece of pipe that you cantoss away wrap that in black electrical tape and spray it heavily with armor all, &nbsp;The armor all will prevent prints from sticking to the tape. &nbsp;You then hide behind something till you see jogger boy have a buddy distract by acting like his scooter is broke down when jogger boy aproaches you crush either his head or knee cap depending on your level of anger. &nbsp;Dump pipe and scoot away laughing.

[camppain]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (wyldchyld7x @ Mar. 13 2002,09:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">According to my anger management councelor violence is not the way to solve confrontations. Talking your differences out and finding a happy medium is the way to go. Now according to my platoon leader you should get a nice piece of pipe that you cantoss away wrap that in black electrical tape and spray it heavily with armor all, The armor all will prevent prints from sticking to the tape. You then hide behind something till you see jogger boy have a buddy distract by acting like his scooter is broke down when jogger boy aproaches you crush either his head or knee cap depending on your level of anger. Dump pipe and scoot away laughing.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
roflmao!

omg that was funny and in a way terrifingly beleiveable *gulp*

[DrDubbleB]

Hahahahaha, you should have gotten pictures and posted them on here...that I would like to have seen!!! &nbsp;Kudos to you, revenge is sweet ain't it? &nbsp;If it were my friend, he would have gotten rubber gloves and stuck dog shit under the door handle (every door handle if possible) of his car. &nbsp;Disgusting, and they never see it coming. &nbsp;LOL...ohh those were the good ole' days.

[mbmbmb23]

Hey Transient...that movie Kids is f*cked up.....that guy trying to get that girl to give it up...was like "you girl....I'll buy you corndogs...blah blah blah" ....sad really.


M

[Ni5mo180SX]

HAHAHA Good job! !! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':sly:'>

[Tuck&Poke]

I EGGED HIS SORRY ASS!! today at 7 eastern time. &nbsp;we used this kids car that lives far away from the park to do it. &nbsp;i had 12 eggs and i used em all. &nbsp;id say 6-8 hit him. &nbsp;he was so f*ing pissed. &nbsp;we couldnt keep the car on the road cause we were laughing so hard that we were crying. &nbsp;son of a bitch deserved it. bastard dont f*k with me

[transient]

Hey, if you know his car, take some pillsbury biscuits and wing them at his car, If they stick to it overnight, they won't come off without taking paint with them, hehe.

edit: I should have said raw biscuits, but i'm sure you already knew.

Btw, yeah, that is a messed up movie.

[XylathaneGTR]

w000000t!
Nice job man...way to teach his ass a lesson <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>
Did you cover the car plates up?
Ive done stuff like that before...with 2 of my friends cars...a civic and a teg. &nbsp;we covered the plates...the guys house was really close to a school...and it wasn't just egging...so we had the plates covered cause the people we were beating on would have known who we were...so after we floored it out, and pulled into that school to remove the paper covering the plates...and then left...
But anyways...
Nice

[240meowth]

BITCH, so that was you that egged me, you are going to get it soo bad. wha's your name, where do u live bitch? naa i'm just messin, revenge isn't always the way... egg? where i'm from (taiwan) we fill up glass bottle w/ gas, and cork it w/ cloth, and light the cloth on fire and chuck the bottle @ 'em, when the glass breaks, the gas will spill out in a trail, and the firey cloth will light up the whole trail on fire, and if gas is on the person, u can burn him well... again, that's back in my messed up country... u'll probibly get arrested here....


anybody know what this is called? i know it's called gasoline shell if translated directly...

[DrDubbleB]

Ahhh yes a molatov cocktail*. &nbsp;Actually, it's 2 parts gasoline, and 1 part motor oil. &nbsp;That'll get the bastard burning. &nbsp;

*I do not in anyway condone the use of a molotav cocktail for any use. &nbsp;I am just providing the correct information on how to make one.

[wyldchyld7x]

DrDubbleb is right that is the traditional reciepe for a molotov cocktail but i prefer to spice it up with a bit of rubber cement or airplane glue. &nbsp;This causes the fluids to stick to the subject and burns in real pretty colors.

[whateverjames]

what does the motor oil do? smoke screen? hehee. no really what is the point of the motor oil, and would synthetic be best, 5w30? 10w30?

[XylathaneGTR]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DrDubbleB @ Mar. 13 2002,7:40)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ahhh yes a molatov cocktail*. Actually, it's 2 parts gasoline, and 1 part motor oil. That'll get the bastard burning.

*I do not in anyway condone the use of a molotav cocktail for any use. I am just providing the correct information on how to make one.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
thats an easy way to make a molitov...but there's a much more complicated way...involving a lot more chemicals...And its really expliosive...and could easily kill someone...But yeah...don;t do that kinda shit
You can find tons of small explosives on the Net or in Anarchy Cookbooks...some can be quiet fun...
but yeah....
Don't Do that Kinda Stuff...eet's dangerous

[Tuck&Poke]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (whateverjames @ Mar. 13 2002,8:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">what does the motor oil do? smoke screen? hehee. no really what is the point of the motor oil, and would synthetic be best, 5w30? 10w30?</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
lol hahaha...i dont think molotov cocktails is a good idea.... but im gonna try to find out what car he has and then when i do what im gonna do is 1. try that pillsbury idea 2.get an egg (the mother of all prank weapons) and crack it on his windsheild and let it slide down under the rubber seal on the bottom of the window. &nbsp;2 days and the car smells like rotton eggs and he doesnt know where its coming from. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'> &nbsp;3. put feces on all his door handles trunk etc. 4. gotta come up with a 4. any ideas? &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'>

[240meowth]

plug up his key holes w/ gum

after that, i think it's quite enough, i think u've already gone too far...

[DrDubbleB]

Yeah, I'm just going the old school, as wyldchyld said, "traditional" way to make a molotav cocktail. As for what the oil does, it; 1) Spreads the fire much better and 2) Makes it much harder to put out, as oil fires cannot be put out with water, it just makes the oil spread more. Again I must stress, I in no way condone the use of fire, explosives, or molotov cocktails! <==== Covering my own ass...I don't want a law suit, so don't go trying it because I told you the correct way to do it. I don't even know how I know how to do it, I think it's something I learned in High School Chemistry or something.


[Edit]And I'm pretty sure that you want to go with organic, not synthetic motor oil.[/Edit]

[mbmbmb23]

We used to stuff shotgun shells up peoples exhausts.....dunno if it did anything since the casings probably melted..but.....they were buckshot...so it would rattle if they leaked out without blowing up. &nbsp;Also, Ive heard sticking bologna to peoples houses will take the paint off......or you could always unload a tube of superglue into their locks on their car (that is shitty tho). &nbsp;If its winter, you can freeze teepee their car...with gallons of cheap bottled water..and lots of generic paper towels. &nbsp;This takes 2 people...the "unroller" and the "pourer". &nbsp;Or, you can get mice from the pet store...and let them go in someones car. &nbsp;Also, paintball drive-bys are kinda wicked.....but you can get arrested for that. &nbsp;Someone did that to some drivethru kid at McDonalds and got busted for it.

[thewholefnshow]

Yah, that sounds like a quebecer all right... it's cold today, I say go buy some celophane tape (saran wrap will work, but it's not as strong) hold him down, wrap him up and just stand him up on the side of the bike path... you could wrap him up naked and call the cops and say there is a naked wierdo in the park too... either way, it would be funny... duct tape would work too, but it is a lot more money... oooo and if you tie him up like that, bring some plywood sit him down, and prop it off his back, that way you can do jumps off him as a ramp!

[MorganS13]

HAHAHA, u guys are crazy! takes me back to high school, only 2 years ago but still...damn that shit was fun. &nbsp;now that i think back all the shit we did was kinda dumb but it was soo much fun. &nbsp; i'm surprised we only got arrested once... i'll try and think of some ideas for u

[sykikchimp]

If he has a light colored car. Wrap a raw egg in a Colored napkin and tie it off with some rubber band or something. &nbsp;Throw them at his car at night. &nbsp;If they stay on there all night the color of the napkin will forever be part of the color of the paint.

[XylathaneGTR]

if you can.
Freeze a can of Shaving Creme in Liquid Nitrogen...2 actually
Then...CAREFULLY (aftermaking sure its COMPLETLY frozen) peel off the can...leaving a solid frozen block of shaving creme...
Then...break into his car...and do all that other shit...Then...just throw both blocks in there...2 cans will completly fill a car once it melts
It will tottaly damage the apholstry and a ton of shit in his car...

that ones a classic <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>

[transient]

Hahaha, new ones! I love the egg in the napkin. Hmm, I should go grab an anarchist's cookbook sometime, lol