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nrcooled · 08-23-2002, 07:52 AM

Ever wonder why Middle Eastern Muslims terrorists are so quick to volunteer on a mission to commit suicide? Let's just take a closer look at their lifestyle......

> ---No premarital sex.
> ---No Booze. None. Never.
> ---Sand. @#$%^& sand everywhere!
> ---No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV.
> ---No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No ESPN. No Hooters!
> ---No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
> ---Sand. @#$%^&* sand everywhere!
> ---No organized sports of any kind. That's right--No Sports!
> ---Women are to be completely covered and wear veils.
> ---No thongs. No Victoria's Secret.
> ---Very, very few cars.
> ---Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy camels.
> ---Sand. @#$%^&* sand everywhere!
> ---Ever try to fish at an oasis? No bass boats. No bass. No fish!
> ---Sandstorms. More @#$%^&* sand everywhere!
> --- Rags for clothes & hats.
> ---Camel & goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips.
> ---Eating with your right hand only because you wipe your butt with your left.
> ---Toilet tissue unknown.
> ---Sand. @#$%^&* sand everywhere!
> ---No Golf. Just sand traps.
> ---Constant wailing next door...no wait, that's music.
> ---Praying 5 times a day---for what? More of this life?
> ---Oh, and did I mention all that sand?
> ---And when you die it's supposed to all get better.
>
> No wonder they volunteer for suicide missions!!!

boosteds14 · 08-23-2002, 09:12 AM

TRUE.....VERY TRUE <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>

SprungScorp · 08-23-2002, 10:49 AM

I cannot imagine life without the thong....I would kill myself too

sr20mofo · 08-23-2002, 04:02 PM

got this from my co-worker

There are only ten times in history when the "F" word has been considered > appropriate:

10. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima - 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -Bill Clinton, 1999

And finally,

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*ing mad." Osama Bin Laden, >2001

-E- · 08-23-2002, 04:09 PM

thats some good shit sr20mofo

SR20Fastback · 08-23-2002, 04:10 PM

haha # 2 and 1 are classic sr20mofo  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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and yes it would blow some major goats to not have thongs!!

BlackFox · 08-23-2002, 04:17 PM

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHH <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>

This is probably one of the best Friday Humor's we've had. hahahah, LOL ROFL  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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Good work.

Yeah, I hate it when you get sand everywhere. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/huh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':huh:'>

sr20mofo · 08-23-2002, 05:25 PM

yea... i nearly fell out of my seat  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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KiDyNomiTe · 08-23-2002, 06:08 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nrcooled @ Aug. 23 2002,08:52)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">> ---Eating with your right hand only because you wipe your butt with your left.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
I had my left pinky in my mouth when I read that (Its just the way I sit <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':eh:'> ) Now it feels like I have a bad taste in my mouth <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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SR20Fastback · 08-23-2002, 06:40 PM

ahahah kid, its like when people start talking about lice or something and you feel the urge to scratch your head  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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DriftMonkey · 08-23-2002, 09:33 PM

i just read that post and started to itch my head...damnit

JEdubz · 08-23-2002, 10:07 PM

omg i was just reading it and subconciously i started itching too.... mothafucka!

SR20Fastback · 08-23-2002, 10:10 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (JEdubz @ Aug. 23 2002,9:07)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">omg i was just reading it and subconciously i started itching too.... mothafucka!</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
heh I told you, it strikes all  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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08-23-2002, 07:52 AM	#1
nrcooled Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Turn 8 'bout to get rolled by a SC'd ITR Age: 46 Posts: 1,849 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Ever wonder why Middle Eastern Muslims terrorists are so quick to volunteer on a mission to commit suicide? Let's just take a closer look at their lifestyle...... > ---No premarital sex. > ---No Booze. None. Never. > ---Sand. @#$%^& sand everywhere! > ---No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV. > ---No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No ESPN. No Hooters! > ---No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. > ---Sand. @#$%^&* sand everywhere! > ---No organized sports of any kind. That's right--No Sports! > ---Women are to be completely covered and wear veils. > ---No thongs. No Victoria's Secret. > ---Very, very few cars. > ---Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy camels. > ---Sand. @#$%^&* sand everywhere! > ---Ever try to fish at an oasis? No bass boats. No bass. No fish! > ---Sandstorms. More @#$%^&* sand everywhere! > --- Rags for clothes & hats. > ---Camel & goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips. > ---Eating with your right hand only because you wipe your butt with your left. > ---Toilet tissue unknown. > ---Sand. @#$%^&* sand everywhere! > ---No Golf. Just sand traps. > ---Constant wailing next door...no wait, that's music. > ---Praying 5 times a day---for what? More of this life? > ---Oh, and did I mention all that sand? > ---And when you die it's supposed to all get better. > > No wonder they volunteer for suicide missions!!! __________________ '91 hatch w/ SR Sold; '03 Evo Sold 401 HP; '03 MS Protege sold; '00 Evo 6.5 TME Sold 300HP

08-23-2002, 09:12 AM	#2
boosteds14 Zilvia.net Advertiser Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: CIPmotorsports Age: 43 Posts: 1,612 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	TRUE.....VERY TRUE <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'> __________________ 240SXONE www.240SXMOTORING.com --- One Stop Shop for Your Nissan 240sx

08-23-2002, 10:49 AM	#3
SprungScorp Zilvia Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 168 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I cannot imagine life without the thong....I would kill myself too __________________ Why don't you just call it 'Operation Ass Cream'? My Page

08-23-2002, 04:10 PM	#6
SR20Fastback Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Bay Age: 40 Posts: 1,637 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	haha # 2 and 1 are classic sr20mofo  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> and yes it would blow some major goats to not have thongs!! __________________ Fodive STILL blows goats, I have proof.

08-23-2002, 04:17 PM	#7
BlackFox Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 534 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	HAHAHAHAHHAHAHH <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> This is probably one of the best Friday Humor's we've had. hahahah, LOL ROFL  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> Good work. Yeah, I hate it when you get sand everywhere. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/huh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':huh:'> __________________ Current Cars: 1976 Mercedes Benz 300D 1995 240sx SE aka Kate (winner: Best Stock S14 @ 2002 National Convention) http://community.webshots.com/user/jeff976cal If you're interested in parts email me [email protected]

08-23-2002, 04:02 PM	#4
sr20mofo Leaky Injector Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 97 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	got this from my co-worker There are only ten times in history when the "F" word has been considered > appropriate: 10. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima - 1945 9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877 8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 4. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -Bill Clinton, 1999 And finally, 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*ing mad." Osama Bin Laden, >2001

08-23-2002, 04:09 PM	#5
-E- Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Florida, Americas Wang! Age: 43 Posts: 2,912 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	thats some good shit sr20mofo

08-23-2002, 05:25 PM	#8
sr20mofo Leaky Injector Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 97 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	yea... i nearly fell out of my seat  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  hahahha

08-23-2002, 06:08 PM	#9
KiDyNomiTe Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Chicago Age: 38 Posts: 6,296 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: KiDyNomiTe Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nrcooled @ Aug. 23 2002,08:52)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">> ---Eating with your right hand only because you wipe your butt with your left.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> I had my left pinky in my mouth when I read that (Its just the way I sit <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':eh:'> ) Now it feels like I have a bad taste in my mouth <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ PROCEED Grip Gambler

08-23-2002, 06:40 PM	#10
SR20Fastback Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Bay Age: 40 Posts: 1,637 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ahahah kid, its like when people start talking about lice or something and you feel the urge to scratch your head  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ Fodive STILL blows goats, I have proof.

08-23-2002, 09:33 PM	#11
DriftMonkey Zilvia Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: North East Posts: 256 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i just read that post and started to itch my head...damnit __________________ Coastek240 still owes me a bumper or 82 bucks, which ever he decieds to send first.

08-23-2002, 10:07 PM	#12
JEdubz Zilvia Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 195 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	omg i was just reading it and subconciously i started itching too.... mothafucka! __________________ JEdubz

08-23-2002, 10:10 PM	#13
SR20Fastback Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Bay Age: 40 Posts: 1,637 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (JEdubz @ Aug. 23 2002,9:07)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">omg i was just reading it and subconciously i started itching too.... mothafucka!</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> heh I told you, it strikes all  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ Fodive STILL blows goats, I have proof.