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***S14DB*** · 10-11-2007, 08:45 PM

Thursday, October 11, 2007

DOVER, N.J. — Fear that terrorists could poison children has led three Dover aldermen to begin inspecting gumball machines.

They've surveyed 103 machines in the Morris County town and expect to report their results on New Year's Day.

Aldermen Frank Poolas, Jack Delaney and Michael Picciallo have found 100 unlicensed machines filled with gumballs, jawbreakers and other candies. The three feel they're ripe for terrorists to lace with poisoned products.

Police Chief Harold "Butch" Valentine tells The Star-Ledger of Newark the odds are a person would win the lottery before terrorists would use the machines to launch an attack.

Delaney says their goal is to create a registration process to find out where the candy is coming from.

pinkarrowsnow · 10-11-2007, 09:10 PM

Wow i live like 2 towns away from there. But I don't like gumballs haha.

***S14DB*** · 10-11-2007, 09:42 PM

Durka Durka Durka!!!

azndoc · 10-11-2007, 09:44 PM

Good thing I don't a.) eat gumballs anymore, b.) live in NJ, and c.) not a child anymore.

Ok the last one is a lie.

Andrew Bohan · 10-11-2007, 10:05 PM

terrorists could do all kinds of stuff

they could walk around mall with a water bottle full of poison and spray people with it.

so we should ban malls and water bottles

they could also crash a bus into something. i've seen a lot arab-looking bus drivers. they are probably terrorists and should be arrested. that's prevention right there.

they could also inject meat with aids at the meat packing facility. watch out aidsburgers.

etc

etc

etc

they've already won. look what the hell is happening.

Pank · 10-11-2007, 10:08 PM

THANKS A LOT

do you know how much duct tape and plastic sheeting i'm going to have to buy?

jesuchristo · 10-11-2007, 10:11 PM

NOW we should have a fear of gumball machines, but only because we GAVE THEM THE IDEA!

idiots

***S14DB*** · 10-11-2007, 10:37 PM

Buy your bunny suits now!

*Yuri* · 10-12-2007, 10:36 AM

Shhhhh.....
Don't tell Boston.

Andrew @ 240sxMotoring · 10-12-2007, 02:09 PM

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steve shadows · 10-12-2007, 04:57 PM

stay indoors and afraid and consume that is all

Farzam · 10-12-2007, 10:16 PM

Terrorists in Texas are gathering names of LEO's in TX...Leaders of some terrorist group are encouraging followers to break into their homes and cars and steal their weapons. They're covering the whole 9 yards nowadays.

DRavenS13 · 10-12-2007, 10:36 PM

Kids:"Mommy, I want a gum! Can I have a quarter?"
Me:"If I give you that quarter, then the terrorists have already won."

lflkajfj12123 · 10-12-2007, 11:18 PM

Tyler Durden: Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
Narrator: No. I did not know that. Is that true?
Tyler Durden: That's right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items...
Narrator: Really?
Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined.

Andrew Bohan · 10-13-2007, 12:09 AM

tyler durden is my hero.

10-11-2007, 08:45 PM	#1
*S14DB* AFC #1 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: 昨晩あなたのお母さんの家 Posts: 20,181 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	New Jersey Officials Fear Terrorists Could Poison Gumball Machines Thursday, October 11, 2007 DOVER, N.J. — Fear that terrorists could poison children has led three Dover aldermen to begin inspecting gumball machines. They've surveyed 103 machines in the Morris County town and expect to report their results on New Year's Day. Aldermen Frank Poolas, Jack Delaney and Michael Picciallo have found 100 unlicensed machines filled with gumballs, jawbreakers and other candies. The three feel they're ripe for terrorists to lace with poisoned products. Police Chief Harold "Butch" Valentine tells The Star-Ledger of Newark the odds are a person would win the lottery before terrorists would use the machines to launch an attack. Delaney says their goal is to create a registration process to find out where the candy is coming from. __________________ Comments should be taken as Opinions not as Statements of Fact

10-11-2007, 09:42 PM	#3
*S14DB* AFC #1 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: 昨晩あなたのお母さんの家 Posts: 20,181 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Durka Durka Durka!!! __________________ Comments should be taken as Opinions not as Statements of Fact

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*S14DB* AFC #1 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: 昨晩あなたのお母さんの家 Posts: 20,181 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Buy your bunny suits now! __________________ Comments should be taken as Opinions not as Statements of Fact

10-12-2007, 02:09 PM	#10
Andrew @ 240sxMotoring Zilvia Addict Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Haven, CT Posts: 789 Trader Rating: (17) Rides Gallery: Andrew @ 240sxMotoring Feedback Score: 17 reviews	/\ /\ /\ AHAHA Hilarious! __________________ Andrew @ 240sx Motoring Milford, CT @ 203-783-1422 (ext. 112) Read what people have to say about 240sxMotoring!

10-12-2007, 04:57 PM	#11
steve shadows Post Whore! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: LA and OC Posts: 8,202 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	stay indoors and afraid and consume that is all __________________ Like Me on FaceBook !

10-11-2007, 09:10 PM	#2
pinkarrowsnow Zilvia Addict Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 639 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Wow i live like 2 towns away from there. But I don't like gumballs haha.

10-11-2007, 09:44 PM	#4
azndoc Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Los Angeles Age: 43 Posts: 9,487 Trader Rating: (47) Rides Gallery: azndoc Feedback Score: 47 reviews	Good thing I don't a.) eat gumballs anymore, b.) live in NJ, and c.) not a child anymore. Ok the last one is a lie.

10-11-2007, 10:05 PM	#5
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,331 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	terrorists could do all kinds of stuff they could walk around mall with a water bottle full of poison and spray people with it. so we should ban malls and water bottles they could also crash a bus into something. i've seen a lot arab-looking bus drivers. they are probably terrorists and should be arrested. that's prevention right there. they could also inject meat with aids at the meat packing facility. watch out aidsburgers. etc etc etc they've already won. look what the hell is happening.

10-11-2007, 10:08 PM	#6
Pank Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Charlotte, NC Age: 42 Posts: 3,627 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	THANKS A LOT do you know how much duct tape and plastic sheeting i'm going to have to buy?

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jesuchristo Leaky Injector Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: San Francisco Age: 41 Posts: 111 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	NOW we should have a fear of gumball machines, but only because we GAVE THEM THE IDEA! idiots

10-12-2007, 10:16 PM	#12
Farzam Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles (SFV) / Raleigh, NC Age: 34 Posts: 5,185 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Terrorists in Texas are gathering names of LEO's in TX...Leaders of some terrorist group are encouraging followers to break into their homes and cars and steal their weapons. They're covering the whole 9 yards nowadays.

10-12-2007, 11:18 PM	#14
lflkajfj12123 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: 　　　　　　　　 Posts: 8,483 Trader Rating: (20) Feedback Score: 20 reviews	Tyler Durden: Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? Narrator: No. I did not know that. Is that true? Tyler Durden: That's right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items... Narrator: Really? Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined.

10-13-2007, 12:09 AM	#15
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,331 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	tyler durden is my hero.