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Antihero983 · 05-09-2008, 09:24 AM

ITS NOT A CLOWN CAR!!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080509/ap_on_re_us/18_kids

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Originally Posted by yahoo

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - It's a happy Mother's Day for an Arkansas woman — she's pregnant with her 18th child.

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Michelle Duggar, 41, is due on New Year's Day, and the latest addition will join seven sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.

"We've had three in January, three in December. Those two months are a busy time for us," she said, laughing.

The Duggars' oldest child, Josh, is 20, and the youngest, Jennifer, is nine months old.

The fast-growing family lives in Tontitown in northwest Arkansas in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children — whose names start with the letter J — are home-schooled.

Duggar has been been pregnant for more than 11 years of her life, and the family is in the process of filming another series for Discovery Health.

The new show looks at life inside the Duggar home, where chores — or "jurisdictions" — are assigned to each child. One episode of the new show involves a "jurisdiction swap," where the boys do chores traditionally assigned to the girls, and vice versa, Duggar said.

"The girls swapped jurisdictions, changing tires, working in the garages, mowing the grass," she said. "The boys got to cook supper from start to finish, clean the bathrooms," among other chores.

Duggar said she's six weeks along and the pregnancy is going well. She and her husband, Jim Bob Duggar, said they'll keep having children as long as God wills it.

"The success in a family is first off, a love for God, and secondly, treating each other like you want to be treated," Jim Bob Duggar said. "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen."

The other Duggar children, in between Joshua and Jennifer, are Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; and Johannah, 2.

fucking rednecks. LOL literally!

jackjack · 05-09-2008, 09:29 AM

and i thought my grandparents having 10 kids was crazy.................

s14_legend · 05-09-2008, 09:31 AM

dang i guess they were horny...

Daniel. · 05-09-2008, 10:16 AM

damn.

that's a lot.

my dad is 10 of 11, and my mom is 14 of 15. i thought i had a large family...

DUFFM4N · 05-09-2008, 10:17 AM

someone must not own a tv

HyperTek · 05-09-2008, 10:36 AM

40 imo is too old to still be having babies.. im sorry but yah its true, while all your classmates talkin about their mom being 16 years older then them, and this kid sayin his mom is 40 years older then him.. lol

Mi Beardo es Loco · 05-09-2008, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by HyperTek

40 imo is too old to still be having babies.. im sorry but yah its true, while all your classmates talkin about their mom being 16 years older then them, and this kid sayin his mom is 40 years older then him.. lol

not to mention the health risks for the kid. It's just a powertrip to have 17 copies of you crawling around.

just1pepsi · 05-09-2008, 10:37 AM

I dont get it.. and man, thats gotta be expensive.

Firestorm · 05-09-2008, 10:37 AM

omg. that is just sick imo. shes nothing but a walking breed machine. and i don't envy that guy. talk about throwing the sausage in the hallway...ugh.

DOOK · 05-09-2008, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Firestorm

omg. that is just sick imo. shes nothing but a walking breed machine. and i don't envy that guy. talk about throwing the sausage in the hallway...ugh.

apparently you've never slept with a chick after she's had a kid... that bitch is tighter than before, no lie. Swear to god I'd like to have a pair of shoes made of a vagina, those bitches would never wear out.

Antihero983 · 05-09-2008, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DOOK

Swear to god I'd like to have a pair of shoes made of a vagina, those bitches would never wear out.

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

you just said that didnt you?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME.

dook, you rock.

DUFFM4N · 05-09-2008, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DOOK

apparently you've never slept with a chick after she's had a kid... that bitch is tighter than before, no lie. Swear to god I'd like to have a pair of shoes made of a vagina, those bitches would never wear out.

co-sign to this

just1pepsi · 05-09-2008, 11:47 AM

I think thats because of the length of time you have to wait for everything to "heal" up.

flip3d · 05-09-2008, 11:57 AM

I bet they fall out as she walks. Damn though... 18? It should be required by law to tie her shit up by now.

Fathers name is Jim Bob? LOL! I hope the money that comes out of my paycheck doesnt go to them.

240love^_^ · 05-09-2008, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by flip3d

I bet they fall out as she walks. Damn though... 18? It should be required by law to tie her shit up by now.

hahaha.
Seriously though, some women don't know when to stop.
I would never want to have 18 children....
that is just crazy!

bamaboy · 05-09-2008, 11:58 AM

she must live in one of those polygamists secs or something....

Firestorm · 05-09-2008, 12:13 PM

indeed, i never did mommys (yet). but thats just common sense. i mean c'mon, she pressed out at least a few of them down there (i bet she had some c-sections as well) and if something that big goes through there, somethings gotta stretch...it's the same with fat people that lost weight, skin just stays the way it was...

but whatever, thats just me. i'm never gonna have kids anyway.

FRpilot · 05-09-2008, 12:14 PM

wow talk about baby factory.. just sits year after year carrying and harvesting a new baby.

why does she need that many children unless she's lives in a farm and needs the child labor or runs a sweatshop. if i was the dad, i'd be pulling out my hair by now raising almost 20 children.

DOOK · 05-09-2008, 12:15 PM

wait for it.... wait for it.... wait for it....

oh that's right, the vagina is made of muscle, not skin.

DUFFM4N · 05-09-2008, 12:18 PM

ya'll been BAMBOOSLED!!!!!!!

s13poop · 05-09-2008, 12:26 PM

james, justin, jinger, jackson, jenna, jessa, joseph, jeramiah

*DALAZ_68* · 05-09-2008, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by s13poop

james, justin, jinger, jackson, jenna, jessa, joseph, jeramiah

holy shit i cant stop laughing

DOOK · 05-09-2008, 12:28 PM

and before Jeff or Jack come in and make the comment.... no, they aren't from WV god damn it...

DUFFM4N · 05-09-2008, 12:32 PM

this thread reminds me of this stand up from Dane Cook

"i want my wife's vagina to look like STARGATE"

[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=QQIzRCHW5sE[/ame]

HyperTek · 05-09-2008, 12:37 PM

man .. if every person in the US had 18 kids.. our worlds resources would be bone dry.. but as long as these parents raise these children right, i have no problem.

eastcoastS14 · 05-09-2008, 01:08 PM

haha fuck that...I would hate that shit, Im an only child...never had chores and there must be no peace in that house....imagine being a 13 year old kid and trying to find some way to jerk it with 19 other people in your house

just1pepsi · 05-09-2008, 01:13 PM

lol.. 7000 square feet though? 'd find a place.

midnight zenki · 05-09-2008, 01:16 PM

lolz "gimme back my belly fruit"

But seriously this is a great case for goverment mandated sterilization.

Bobafreak · 05-09-2008, 01:21 PM

I was reading the vagina does stretch after pregnancy. Not during sexual intercourse. I know the doctor sows it up, but i dont know how long that last till.

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Originally Posted by DUFFM4N

this thread reminds me of this stand up from Dane Cook

"i want my wife's vagina to look like STARGATE"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QQIzRCHW5sE

Dane cooks new cd is the shizznit. Especially when discussing how girls are during sex. Wooooooooooooo! EPIC!

DUFFM4N · 05-09-2008, 01:23 PM

it lasts long enough for me to tear it up again

05-09-2008, 09:31 AM	#3
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05-09-2008, 10:16 AM	#4
Daniel. Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: San Jose, CA Age: 40 Posts: 3,713 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Daniel. Feedback Score: 0 reviews	damn. that's a lot. my dad is 10 of 11, and my mom is 14 of 15. i thought i had a large family... __________________

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05-09-2008, 10:36 AM	#6
HyperTek Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cali Posts: 13,224 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	40 imo is too old to still be having babies.. im sorry but yah its true, while all your classmates talkin about their mom being 16 years older then them, and this kid sayin his mom is 40 years older then him.. lol __________________ Keep it Classy

05-09-2008, 12:15 PM	#19
DOOK Post Whore! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Land of Milk and Cookies Age: 42 Posts: 7,552 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	wait for it.... wait for it.... wait for it.... oh that's right, the vagina is made of muscle, not skin. __________________ <------ Grumpy Old Asshole MY REVIEW THREAD: Ltdnismoracer4=DOOK http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.p...ltdnismoracer4

05-09-2008, 09:29 AM	#2
jackjack Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chi Posts: 2,899 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	and i thought my grandparents having 10 kids was crazy.................

05-09-2008, 10:37 AM	#8
just1pepsi Zilvia Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: OKC Age: 42 Posts: 657 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I dont get it.. and man, thats gotta be expensive.

05-09-2008, 10:37 AM	#9
Firestorm Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Age: 38 Posts: 371 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	omg. that is just sick imo. shes nothing but a walking breed machine. and i don't envy that guy. talk about throwing the sausage in the hallway...ugh.

05-09-2008, 11:47 AM	#13
just1pepsi Zilvia Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: OKC Age: 42 Posts: 657 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I think thats because of the length of time you have to wait for everything to "heal" up.

05-09-2008, 11:57 AM	#14
flip3d Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale, FL Age: 37 Posts: 1,473 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I bet they fall out as she walks. Damn though... 18? It should be required by law to tie her shit up by now. Fathers name is Jim Bob? LOL! I hope the money that comes out of my paycheck doesnt go to them.

05-09-2008, 12:13 PM	#17
Firestorm Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Age: 38 Posts: 371 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	indeed, i never did mommys (yet). but thats just common sense. i mean c'mon, she pressed out at least a few of them down there (i bet she had some c-sections as well) and if something that big goes through there, somethings gotta stretch...it's the same with fat people that lost weight, skin just stays the way it was... but whatever, thats just me. i'm never gonna have kids anyway.

05-09-2008, 12:18 PM	#20
DUFFM4N Post Whore! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Southern California...where i stretch out haters like a bad thong Age: 41 Posts: 7,371 Trader Rating: (40) Rides Gallery: DUFFM4N Feedback Score: 40 reviews	ya'll been BAMBOOSLED!!!!!!! __________________ *things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who HUSTLE* CLICK HERE FOR MY BLOG

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DOOK Post Whore! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Land of Milk and Cookies Age: 42 Posts: 7,552 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	and before Jeff or Jack come in and make the comment.... no, they aren't from WV god damn it... __________________ <------ Grumpy Old Asshole MY REVIEW THREAD: Ltdnismoracer4=DOOK http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.p...ltdnismoracer4

05-09-2008, 12:32 PM	#24
DUFFM4N Post Whore! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Southern California...where i stretch out haters like a bad thong Age: 41 Posts: 7,371 Trader Rating: (40) Rides Gallery: DUFFM4N Feedback Score: 40 reviews	this thread reminds me of this stand up from Dane Cook "i want my wife's vagina to look like STARGATE" [ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=QQIzRCHW5sE[/ame] __________________ *things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who HUSTLE* CLICK HERE FOR MY BLOG

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HyperTek Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cali Posts: 13,224 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	man .. if every person in the US had 18 kids.. our worlds resources would be bone dry.. but as long as these parents raise these children right, i have no problem. __________________ Keep it Classy

05-09-2008, 01:08 PM	#26
eastcoastS14 Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: the land of snow potholes and no tracks Posts: 3,984 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	haha fuck that...I would hate that shit, Im an only child...never had chores and there must be no peace in that house....imagine being a 13 year old kid and trying to find some way to jerk it with 19 other people in your house

05-09-2008, 01:13 PM	#27
just1pepsi Zilvia Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: OKC Age: 42 Posts: 657 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	lol.. 7000 square feet though? 'd find a place.

05-09-2008, 01:16 PM	#28
midnight zenki Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: CO Posts: 420 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	lolz "gimme back my belly fruit" But seriously this is a great case for goverment mandated sterilization.

05-09-2008, 01:23 PM	#30
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