CO buncha crap for sale, BUY IT

[revcyanide]

I am trying to make some money for a vacation.
not all of it is car parts, I just cleaned out some drawers or realized i dont need it and im just tired of having it.

Pics of most things will be up this weekend

some things are OBO, buying pays shipping and paypal fees, local colorado pick up preferred

ENOUGH WITH THE BORING ASS DETAILS,

Salomon speedlace snowboarding boots. $80


SIZE 10 1/2-11
I BOUGHT THESE FUCKING RAD BOOTS LAST SEASON, WORE THEM ONCE, THEY WERE THE SHIT. SHIT FEELS LIKE ITS FUR LINED WITH A THOUSAND OF THE SOFTEST RABBITS, TAKEN FROM JESUS LOVING HANDS AND STUFFED INTO AN AWESOME SNOWBOARD BOOT, I AM ONLY SELLING BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT AND DONT LIKE SPEED LACES, IM SLOW AND THE WORLD IS MOVING TOO FAST FOR ME, LAST THING I NEED ARE FAST AS SHIT LACES.

blitz 03 reps. 17x8? i think +28 or +30
MHT QUAN is the brand and name, I'll get exact offsets and size tomorrow when its not raining.


400 bucks, WTF, 400 BUCKS? YOU KNOW WHAT? ILL EVEN SHIP THESE BAD BOYS, AND ILL SPLIT SHIPPING WITH YOU YOU DIRTY PUNK. THESE SHITS ARE DISCONTINUED, AWESOME DRIFT SPARES SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR BALLER JANKS ALL FRESH AND SHINEY FOR THE LADIES,

OR TRADE FOR BATTLES

Nismo squishy GT shift knob. $40 bucks

EASILY ADD +26 1/4 BHP
PLUS YOU GET THAT SQUISH SQUISH FEELIN IN YOUR HAND AWWWWW YEAH, HAND WILL BE COMFIER THAN A MOTHER FUCKER ALL DAY.

NRG quick release. ver 2.5
$90
JUST GOT THIS QUICK RELEASIN LOOSE CANON FOR CHRISTMAS FROM MY RADICAL GIRLFRIEND, EXCEPT I SOLD MY BUCKET SEAT AND I LIVE ON BASE.
BE A REAL COOL GUY AND CARRY YOUR STEERING WHEEL INTO THE MALL, PEOPLE WILL GIVE YOU FUNNY LOOKS AND ASK YOU WHY YOU ARE CARRYING IT, WHICH OPENS UP A CONVERSATION WITH THAT HOT ASS GAL AT PAYLESS, BAM I JUST GOT YOU LAID MOTHERFUCKER, AT 90 BUCKS, THATS PRACTICALLY FREE

ALSO ADDS +3.14159265 BHP!!!!!!

1x 235 55 17 goodyear eagle RSA decent tread 15 bucks
WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT SHITTY TIRES?!

2x 225 60 16 michelin Xice good tread, 30 bucks.
WOAH, GUESS WHAT WE ARE GOING THROUGH, GLOBAL WARMING! THAT MEANS SHITS GONNA FREEZE LIKE IN THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! LUCKY FOR YOU I GOT YOU HOOKED UP, YOU WILL STILL BE DRIVING YOUR MID/EARLY NINTIES SPORTS CAR WHEN ALL THE WORLD IS BEING BITCHES ABOUT SOME SNOW! REVCYANIDE GOT YOU COVERED IN THE NEXT ICE AGE.

red dead redemption undead nightmare xbox 360 game.
ZOMbIES? SPAGHETTI WESTERN!? YOU'LL FEEL LIKE JOHN LEON S KENNEDY WAYNE!
$10


resident evil 5
20 bucks
HOLY SHIT MORE ZOMBIES, YOUR XBOX WILL BE ALL DAWN OF THE DEAD AND SHIT



Element skateboard deck. w/ element grafetti griptape $20


I DONT REMEMBER THE SIZE, MIGHT BE 7.25 OR 7.5, HEAVILY USED BUT STILL POPS LIKE KATTY PERRYS HAIR GUARANTEED TO DROP LADIES PANTIES WHEN A SKILLED SKATEBOARDING IS SHREDDING IT UP ALLL SICK

ADDING MY PRIZED POSSESSION
SA2005 OPEN FACE HELMET
WHAT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, JOHN HANCOCKS ON THERE? NO SHIT! I WONDER WHO?

OH WAIT, THATS FUCKING TANNER FOUST AND RHYS MILLEN ON THERE! WHAT THE FUCK!? WHOS THOSE OTHER SIGNATURES? A BUNCH OF PEOPLE DRIVING AWESOME RALLY CARS YOU DONT CARE ABOUT.
MAKE ME AN OFFER ON THIS AWESOME THING, BUT IT BETTER BE GOOD



PIKACHU HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN HERE?

WAIT... I RECOGNIZE THAT POCKET MONSTER FROM SOMEWHERE....




4:20 secondsish, bottom right corner.


OH YEAH, PIKES PEAK HILL CLIMB
WHATS THAT? MONSTER A.K.A TAJIMA A.K.A A WORLD RECORD BREAKING BADASS SIGNED YOUR BELLY!? AFTER SHATTERING THE PIKES PEAK HILL CLIMB RECORD?! DAMN RIGHT
MAKE ME A GOOD OFFER ON THIS ADORABLE CELEBRITY

THATS IT FOR NOW, INCLUDED WITH ANY ITEM IS A EXTRA TEXT SAYING THAT YOU ARE THE SHIT, AND YOUR DAY WILL BE EXTREME.

TEXT IS BEST
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[92SEric240sx]

Originally Posted by revcyanide

WHICH OPENS UP A CONVERSATION WITH THAT HOT ASS GAL AT PAYLESS, BAM I JUST GOT YOU LAID MOTHERFUCKER, AT 90 BUCKS, THATS PRACTICALLY FREE!!!

That is how you sell a motherf!ker

Just in case anyone missed out on this, haha damn. Buy this dudes stuff I know somebody out there needs a poon magnet.

[brizzle3000]

Bump for the most convincing seller ever

[SilviaStar]

Free bump. Probably the best for sale add ever

[ship2236]

Lmao great sales pithches haha. Bump motherfucker!

[Edwin562]

BUMP for no fukin pictures mothafuckers!!!!!!

[Nismo240driftSX]

Broke as shit, but bump for a hilarious read!

[Dignity]

When your advertisement skills far exceed billy may's, you don't need no damn pictures lol. GLWS

[revcyanide]

Thanks for all the kind words
HOWEVER KIND WORDS DOESNT GET ME TO SWAMP ASS HOT ARIZONA

Bump
ADDED SOME PICTURES FOR THE HATERS, ALSO MORE SHIT
OH AND WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT SIGNATURES?

[Edwin562]

Originally Posted by Dignity

When your advertisement skills far exceed billy may's, you don't need no damn pictures lol. GLWS

so funny, ima use this quote for my signature

[revcyanide]

BEE TEE DUBS

HELMET IS ALSO SIGNED BY THESE AWESOME DRIVERS AS WELL, WILL GIVE YOU 5% MORE ANGLE, BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT YOU BAD ASS ENCYCLOPEDIA OF DRIFT KNOWLEDGE YOU

stephan verdier
Crawford STI _ formula D competitor

and Marcus Grönholm
WHO IS A 2X MOTHER FUCKING WORLD RALLY CROSS CHAMPION, ALSO HES FINNISH AS SHIT
FINLAND, THATS A LAND OF FINS, = JAWS 9 THIS TIMES ITS PERSONAL. YOU HAVE TO BE TOUGH GUY STATUS TO LIVE THERE!

[ComicArtist]

Man I wanna get that quick release. Not only do I need it, but it will get me laid by that hot chick at payless.

My girlfriend actually works at payless, so I have no doubt it'd work!

Unfortunately I don't have the moneys.

Piss. Free bump.

[revcyanide]

Can't afford something?
Does this make you cry on the inside like arnold schwarzenegger's illegitimate children
i must be the shit, cause i'll let you make payments!!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

[revcyanide]

Bump it up

[Krave]

lawl free bump for the get laid part.

[94spitfire91]

This is the best for sale and most entertaining i have seen haha free bump

[revcyanide]

Originally Posted by 94spitfire91

This is the best for sale and most entertaining i have seen haha free bump

thank, you ill be here all week

[revcyanide]

bumpitup!!!!

[revcyanide]

SUPER SQUISHY SHIFT KNOB SOLD, SORRY NO HP GAINS FOR THE REST OF YOU.


everything else, still up for sale.

[reds13se]

the fs section will never be the same


kudos to this mother fucker

[scoobyjoe]

This made my day, free bump for you lol

[Noxy]

Originally Posted by revcyanide

ALSO ADDS +3.14159265 BHP!!!!!!

And if anyone missed this it's the first 9 numbers of pi... God I'm a nerd...

Bump for awesome

[racerx2k1]

Originally Posted by revcyanide

Thanks for all the kind words
HOWEVER KIND WORDS DOESNT GET ME TO SWAMP ASS HOT ARIZONA

Bump
ADDED SOME PICTURES FOR THE HATERS, ALSO MORE SHIT
OH AND WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT SIGNATURES?

Originally Posted by revcyanide

BEE TEE DUBS

HELMET IS ALSO SIGNED BY THESE AWESOME DRIVERS AS WELL, WILL GIVE YOU 5% MORE ANGLE, BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT YOU BAD ASS ENCYCLOPEDIA OF DRIFT KNOWLEDGE YOU

stephan verdier
Crawford STI _ formula D competitor

and Marcus Grönholm
WHO IS A 2X MOTHER FUCKING WORLD RALLY CROSS CHAMPION, ALSO HES FINNISH AS SHIT
FINLAND, THATS A LAND OF FINS, = JAWS 9 THIS TIMES ITS PERSONAL. YOU HAVE TO BE TOUGH GUY STATUS TO LIVE THERE!

Originally Posted by revcyanide

Can't afford something?
Does this make you cry on the inside like arnold schwarzenegger's illegitimate children
i must be the shit, cause i'll let you make payments!!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Originally Posted by revcyanide

Bump it up

Originally Posted by revcyanide

thank, you ill be here all week

Originally Posted by revcyanide

bumpitup!!!!

Originally Posted by revcyanide

SUPER SQUISHY SHIFT KNOB SOLD, SORRY NO HP GAINS FOR THE REST OF YOU.


everything else, still up for sale.

2 bump limit. You can start new thread in 3 days.