The Giraffe Test

[EazyS13]

1.
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.


















































The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.





2.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?









































Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.

The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..





3.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?












































The correct answer is:
The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.






4.
There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?








































The correct answer is:
You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.

[xoxide]

Missed them all damnit.

[DS562]

i wanna smack you.

[projectblak]

Hahaha made me feel retarted lol.. Good post

[EazyS13]

lolz yea stole it from a buddy of mine, it makes you feel dumb but at the same time its hard not to laugh because damn it makes you look a fool

[Matej]

Real world answers:
1. A giraffe does not fit inside a conventional refrigerator. Also, you will never in your life need to put a giraffe into a refrigerator
2. Same as above, substitute giraffe with elephant
3. Lion King animal conferences are make believe
4. Watch Bear Grylls

[jilo]

my initial reaction to the first question was "chop the fucker up"!

[codyace]

Matej....you have let me down.

[KiLLeR2001]

This is dumb.

Brb gonna put my car into a bottle of soda.

[STL240SXDRIFT]

I was gonna chop up the giraffe too...

[collegekid]

I sat here and thought how to bend the giraffe to make it fit.

Also a friend pointed out, that if you have a big enough fridge (realistically a walk in cooler) to hold a giraffe, why can't an elephant fit in there as well? Why can you only have one at a time?

[KravingAKouki]

Originally Posted by projectblak

Hahaha made me feel retarted lol.. Good post

hahahahaha it should, its making you spell wrong too, hahahaha fucking perfect

[ericcastro]

got the last one right.

kind of stupid emails my grandma and folks back home send.
am i gonna get some anti Obama stuff with skewed facts next? lol

or some christian story that was proven to be fake on snoopes years ago?

[ThatGuy]

^Agreed, Eric. Chain letter fodder like this is not worthy Thread Material.