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*Jeff240sx* · 04-21-2004, 12:03 AM

It's been around forever.
Can God microwave a burrito so hot, that He Himself couldn't hold it.

The answer. Yes. How am I 100% certain? Because I, a mere mortal, put a top on a Coke bottle so tight, that I can't undo it. After 10 minutes.. and with rubber grabby things, towels, and a bloody metal jar opener.

-Jeff

element240 · 04-21-2004, 12:13 AM

um..............................ok

Bbandit · 04-21-2004, 12:19 AM

hey Jeff, are you alright man?

Salty_X · 04-21-2004, 12:23 AM

It's 4/20...

nokeone · 04-21-2004, 12:36 AM

hahahah...i love this place...nothing but laughs..

Brian · 04-21-2004, 12:39 AM

hahaha haha.
funnies

Andrew Bohan · 04-21-2004, 01:43 AM

the beginning of the question is "if God can do anything, then"

drift freaq · 04-21-2004, 01:54 AM

damn sounds like someones been messin with LSD and we are not talking differentials. hehehehe

kingsol · 04-21-2004, 02:23 AM

yeah, i think you're on something, but the answer to that question is no.

S14Speed997 · 04-21-2004, 07:25 AM

I think he was still hung over from his night of partying....

4/20 was the sh*t too boys...pure craziness!

240meowth · 04-22-2004, 02:05 PM

com'on guys... the question itself is a contradiction.... it can never happen, like can you stand up and sit down at the same time, of course not!

Var · 04-22-2004, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff240sx

Can God microwave a burrito so hot, that He Himself couldn't hold it.

No way . God can get anything as hot as he wants. If he heated a burrito to a certain temperature, lets say for shits and giggles 10,000 degreed F, then the burrito would disintegrate. And god can obviously throw lighting bolts at you which are hotter than 10,000 degrees. And he also used to play soccer with the sun, which is hotter than the burrito will ever be.

Burmonster · 04-22-2004, 09:17 PM

While doing my taxes earlier this week, I mathmatically proved that there is no God. The math is flawless.

SilviaDriver · 04-22-2004, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burmonster

I mathmatically proved that there is no God. The math is flawless.

u are not Homer

240KAT · 04-22-2004, 09:30 PM

Haha, OT rules

drift freaq · 04-22-2004, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burmonster

While doing my taxes earlier this week, I mathmatically proved that there is no God. The math is flawless.

tell that to Stephen Hawkins , hahahhahahahahha

Burmonster · 04-22-2004, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilviaDriver

u are not Homer

I know but I try

Quote:

Originally Posted by drift freaq

tell that to Stephen Hawkins , hahahhahahahahha

I have tried but everytime I call the guy to get in touch with him, I keep getting this wierd mechanical voice answering machine, its very interactive.

Oh well

04-21-2004, 12:03 AM	#1
Jeff240sx I hate you too... Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Age: 42 Posts: 5,828 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: Jeff240sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I've just answered the greatest religion question ever! It's been around forever. Can God microwave a burrito so hot, that He Himself couldn't hold it. The answer. Yes. How am I 100% certain? Because I, a mere mortal, put a top on a Coke bottle so tight, that I can't undo it. After 10 minutes.. and with rubber grabby things, towels, and a bloody metal jar opener. -Jeff __________________ Whatup?

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element240 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: MI Age: 39 Posts: 735 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	um..............................ok

04-21-2004, 01:43 AM	#7
Andrew Bohan Post Whore! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,331 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	the beginning of the question is "if God can do anything, then"

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Burmonster Zilvia Addict Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Woodstock, Georgia Age: 46 Posts: 652 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	While doing my taxes earlier this week, I mathmatically proved that there is no God. The math is flawless. __________________ Fat girls are like scooters...they are fun until your friends see you riding one. "Did you ever think that it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others?" A -> B

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