Lets rant on some bullshit: emo fashion

I'm getting a bit sick of the fashion. See, every once and a while.. times change and everything aligns PERFECTLY. For instance, right now.. 240 parts are plentiful, much because all of this shit is in demand. But then after this passes, FUCK.


FUCK. Thats all you can say, because all parts are gone. Most cars have been crashed, and the 240 will be a bitch of a car to say, find a dash or a door panel for.

About 3-4 years ago, I was able to find jeans that were fuckin SMOOTH: Gap 1969 boot-leg. A nice, boxy jean that just fits like any jean SHOULD fit. Straight-leg, good around the waist, just fuckin baller. When I was single, girls were always grabbin my ass with these damn jeans. Yep, that good.

But right around the time everyone started wearing wrist-bands, shit started going downhill. It started with Lance Armstrong wristbands, then these emo sweatbands took over. Now, jeans turned into BULLSHIT. We've passed the crest and we're left with SHIT styling designed for anorexic emo fucks.

I can talk about the style I saw at the party I went to last night, or at the local pizza shop I go to at 2AM for a late-nite snack, doesnt matter.. the fucking style is making me puke. Lets analyze.

- Hair: Whats with this smoothed over, cabbage haircut that people rock nowadays? Fuckers all look like they've been in the rain crying.
- Shirts: Yup, its a no-brainer.. everyone is wearing a fucking striped polo shirt of some type, that is un-tucked and hangs OUT UNDERNEATH their sweater.. what?!?! Yes, I said SWEATER.
- Sweater: You've just admitted that you're ghey. Real men wear jackets. Sweaters are ghey. The only 2 men who can get away with wearing a sweater would be Mr Furley from Three's Company or Mr Rogers from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.
- Jeans: They're always these low-cut, low-waist line jeans that look like someone's kicked you in the ASS, HARD. What the FUCK, low jeans are for WOMEN, and even then I still prefer normal jeans on women so that it can encompass they're beautiful asses and make them look like two midgets in a sleeping bag. From time to time I see nice low waist jeans on women, but men.. what the FUCK is wrong with you guys? Unless you're looking to get butt-raped, wear jeans that cover your ass.

Anyway, I'm done ranting for now. Just think to yourself, do you dress like this? Why? If you do, who told you to dress like this? Consider a different style. The last thing you want to be is gay, unless you are gay - then thats okay. Not like theres anything wrong with that. (Except your straight friends will always call you a cocksucker when you're not looking).

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[ayuaddict]

shit, i gotta agree.

when i see kids wearing those girl jeans, i cant help but to worry about the future of mankind. in 20 years mankind may not even exist because it will then be womankind.

dickies will all be $40 and funky looking.
sweatshirts will all cost somewhere over $10
shirts will cost more than $5
coveralls? who needs those? no need for mechanics cuz nobody has cars cuz emo fags dont drive.


the horror. i hope this is a fad like pokemon or pogs, or maybe this "style" will continue to rise in popularity and people will look me wierd because im wearing dickies and a t-shirt.

[dirtdiggler666]

ya i think its gitting bad, when you drive down the street and you cant tell a guys ass from a girls . its just all the young kids and they will grow out of it or it will go out of style.

[ms!3]

Originally Posted by ayuaddict

im wearing dickies and a t-shirt.

dickies are fucking dope, haha. those are the only types of pants i wear. i dont like jeans.

[jdmspooge]

Ever see the movie "Idiocracy"? LOL That's what the world's gonna turn into...FTL

[mRclARK1]

Look at it this way. When they were the pants of there size 0 gf it's actually doing us a favor... nothing goings to work anymore and they'll die off leaving no children to carry on.

[xblack240x]

Originally Posted by mRclARK1

Look at it this way. When they were the pants of there size 0 gf it's actually doing us a favor... nothing goings to work anymore and they'll die off leaving no children to carry on.

Thats all I did when I read this... Nice thread, I have to agree it is getting a little out of hand but we can only hope for something similar to what mrclark has proposed.

[rps13drift]

My group of friends had the one who rocking the mudd womans jeans and tight t-shirts and long hair in the front covering half his face! But we got it to stop! I bet your wondering how? You have to make fun of them bad as hell non stop for a year!!! Now he wears very stylish designer clothes when we go out and has a short normal looking hair cut! success!

[WilloW]

I've seen fuckers wearing jean so tight it seems as if their balls went up to their chest.

Anyone ever seen a fat kid trying to be emo heheh?

+ rep to you guys, too funny.

[Phlip]

Levi's SilverTabs, simple as that.
I get them at the Levi's outlet/annex store either in Charlotte or Smithfield, NC for $20-25 a pair and love them. I am too big and my skin is too dark for me to be emo (racial generalizations are fun on some Saturday afternoons).

[drift freaq]

Originally Posted by PHLIP

Levi's SilverTabs, simple as that.
I get them at the Levi's outlet/annex store either in Charlotte or Smithfield, NC for $20-25 a pair and love them. I am too big and my skin is too dark for me to be emo (racial generalizations are fun on some Saturday afternoons).

phlip, as emo lol that would be some funny shit. Ya jeans that fit are one thing. Skinny ass shit thats glued to the skin, well shit guys stretch jeans went out with the whole goth thing in the early 90's. When rave took over. LOL remember everyone wore jeans that were ten sizes to large and the funny thing is I used to hear people ripping on the kids and there clown pants.

Fads come and go and this one will as well. Style is such a round and round thing. Shit comes goes comes back again with a new twist. What about all the fucks that were wearing 70's style clothes like bell bottoms and shit. Man like I needed to see that shit again. lol

[eastcoastS14]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M0XwmGn1n4[/ame]

[rps13drift]

+rep to eastcoast s14! I totaly forgot about that episode of southpark! So fucking funny and all the emo kids in my area act just like that! hahahah!

[SimpleSexy180]

i didnt know they made low rise jeans for men?

anyway, typical american atitude in this thread. haha.

always have to criticize the way someone looks and shit.

[Matej]

Originally Posted by downshift180

i didnt know they made low rise jeans for men?

They do now, no more awkward shopping in the girls section for me.

[m0rex]

Originally Posted by downshift180

i didnt know they made low rise jeans for men?

anyway, typical american atitude in this thread. haha.

always have to criticize the way someone looks and shit.

Yeah some Diesels and Levis.

I fucken love jeans though, i spend as much dedication to my jeans as i do to my 240sx. Its worth it since they both get me laid as well then again the jeans are the ones doing for me the 240sx provides transportation and a place to get jiggy.

Don't want to stray away from the subject but i live in a very conservative state and i wear what ever the fuck i want to wear, usually some shit you would say he must be fucking badass. I see clones everywhere from hollister, emo, wannabe gangsters to just put on some pants and a baggy sweater. WTF! When i hear them talking that they are unique and blah, blah, blah .

Clothes say a lot more than you think. I agree though, people tend to burn out shit quick. I actually liked driving my Honda 10 years ago and now everyone that has one is a jackass who doesn't know how to drive... its almost impossible to get a good deal on one too.

[soreballz]

Originally Posted by downshift180

anyway, typical american atitude in this thread. haha.

always have to criticize the way someone looks and shit.

Says the emo/scene kid.



<3

[SimpleSexy180]

Originally Posted by ixfxi

i would criticize your car, but that would just be too easy.

:-)

I KNOW! my front bumper is fucked up. mad paint chips and cracks everywhere. Not to mention my fucked up rear seal on my tranny.

Originally Posted by soreballz

Says the emo/scene kid.



<3

haha fool, im not even close to emo/scene. I dont even like emo music.



that guy is emo isnt he?

[soreballz]

Originally Posted by downshift180

haha fool, im not even close to emo/scene. I dont even like emo music.



that guy is emo isnt he?

I dunno... His hair DOES look kinda girly...


I'm just fuckin with ya, Jason. Your shirts aren't tight enough for me to call you emo/scene for real. lol

Originally Posted by downshift180

anyway, typical american atitude in this thread. haha.

always have to criticize the way someone looks and shit.

i would criticize your car, but that would just be too easy.

:-)

[SimpleSexy180]

wow, lol, im sticking to the 511 skinny and im set. Fuck I remember back in middle school/high school it was cool to wear big ass jeans.

[Matej]

The 511 is what I was talking about.

[LongGrain]

dont get butthurt because you dont like other peoples styles, wear what you want to wear and let other people wear what they want to wear...

[smellslikecurry]

you mean like this

[LongGrain]

Originally Posted by smellslikecurry

you mean like this

isnt that chmercer?

[Tops*]

I was with my girl one night and I accidentally started to put on her jeans. They got up to my thighs and I knew they weren't mine cause they felt so tight. I gave it a shot...why the hell not try 'em on rest of the way, right? WRONG! ABSOLUTELY WRONG! My balls got like hardcore reverse t-bagged by the low-rise factor and my dick almost suffocated and lost it's life. The backside on the other hand had some extra room that should've been up front. I couldn't be emo even if I wanted to...

Originally Posted by smellslikecurry

DUDE...I'm sorry to hear about your loss. R.I.P.

[lucky7]

^^ rofl rofl.

i buy clothes at TJ max, and marshals. why? cause they're cheapest there. style is for girls. lol.

[articdragon192]

Originally Posted by lucky7

^^ rofl rofl.

i buy clothes at TJ max, and marshals. why? cause they're cheapest there. style is for girls. lol.

That's just called being cheap and not really caring for style. Style is for both guys and girls. The problem is when guys start dressing like girls, lol.

[iampachino]

[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zsw68COl-Cs[/ame]

Here you go all you emo haters

[lucky7]

lol, yes.

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