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burrcise · 07-19-2007, 02:57 PM

Saw this on another forum, thought I'd share.

Apparently the US government has a new website, www.ready.gov, displaying public service symbols for terrorism readiness in the tradition of the old "duck and cover" campaigns.

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle.
If you are bald, yell really loud.

If you spot a terrorist arrow,
pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance,
stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap,
water, and at least one armless hand.

Michael Jackson is a terrorist.
If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f*** away.

Hurricanes, animal corpses, and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common.
Think about it.

Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy.
Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.

If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

If your building collapses,
cower under a desk and kiss your ass goodbye.

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region.
After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile.

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window.
No one wants to see that ****.

If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, it is a psychological terror attack. Cower in the corner or run like hell.

If your lungs and stomach start talking,
stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.

Austin is radioactive. Move to Houston.

If you are trapped under falling debris,
conserve oxygen by not farting.

how to ROFLMAO

Do not drive a station wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.

Ply wood will stop any radiation. Always carry one with you.

SimpleSexy180 · 07-19-2007, 03:06 PM

lol....

msg

rewind · 07-19-2007, 03:14 PM

LMAO............. nice

slothonaleash · 07-19-2007, 03:10 PM

HAHAHAHA

posi for you man

sikkk240 · 07-19-2007, 03:17 PM

ahah how to roflmao, and karate chopping doors!!

LMFAO

*exitspeed* · 07-19-2007, 03:21 PM

Fun-nay.

Good post.

azndoc · 07-19-2007, 03:29 PM

OMG learn how to ROFLMAO, awesome dude.

pos rep for ya for making me ROFL.

Okinawandrifter87 · 07-19-2007, 03:35 PM

Hahaha def posi rep for making me lol at work!!! +1 for you!!

Ninjabread · 07-19-2007, 03:59 PM

haha, I had a good laugh!

EvilRB · 07-19-2007, 05:07 PM

Good Times for a shitty day! Thanks man +1 for you!!

C. Senor · 07-19-2007, 05:41 PM

ply wood does stop radiation....lol

tknbkthrsdy4anfg · 07-19-2007, 06:11 PM

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*deep breath*
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jilo · 07-19-2007, 07:24 PM

that was fucking great especially about the retard hand

Farzam · 07-20-2007, 05:30 AM

Oh man that was fuckin great.

+rep for you lil slut.

07-19-2007, 02:57 PM	#1
burrcise Leaky Injector Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NY Posts: 57 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	public service symbols for terrorism readiness Saw this on another forum, thought I'd share. Apparently the US government has a new website, www.ready.gov, displaying public service symbols for terrorism readiness in the tradition of the old "duck and cover" campaigns. If you have set yourself on fire, do not run. If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are bald, yell really loud. If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder. If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor. Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you! The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water, and at least one armless hand. Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f* away. Hurricanes, animal corpses, and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it. Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically. If a door is closed, karate chop it open. If your building collapses, cower under a desk and kiss your ass goodbye. Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile. After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head. If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that **. If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, it is a psychological terror attack. Cower in the corner or run like hell. If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop. Austin is radioactive. Move to Houston. If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting. how to ROFLMAO Do not drive a station wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood. Ply wood will stop any radiation. Always carry one with you.

07-19-2007, 03:21 PM	#6
exitspeed aWingThing.com Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 45 Posts: 20,900 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Fun-nay. Good post. __________________ What I do for a living...www.mhrussell.com

07-19-2007, 03:35 PM	#8
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07-19-2007, 03:59 PM	#9
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07-19-2007, 05:07 PM	#10
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07-19-2007, 03:06 PM	#2
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07-19-2007, 03:14 PM	#3
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07-19-2007, 03:10 PM	#4
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07-19-2007, 03:29 PM	#7
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07-19-2007, 05:41 PM	#11
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07-19-2007, 07:24 PM	#13
jilo Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: ct Posts: 312 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	that was fucking great especially about the retard hand __________________ "just throw in like 8 packs of BBs and do a burnout. DIY shot peen, done and done."

07-20-2007, 05:30 AM	#14
Farzam Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles (SFV) / Raleigh, NC Age: 34 Posts: 5,185 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Oh man that was fuckin great. +rep for you lil slut. __________________ loading HATERS.....99% ███████████████]