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iwishiwas-all* · 02-10-2009, 10:07 PM

LOL: top ten messages left on a-rods message machine

10. "Hey, it's Mark McGwire. Want to get together this week and not talk about the past?"

9. "Joe Torre here -- thanks for helping book sales"

8. "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"

7. "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"

6. "It's Bernie Madoff. Nice try but I'm still the most hated man in New York"

5. "Michael Phelps here. Got any snacks?"

4. "This is Sammy Sosa. Just pretend you don't speak English"

3. "Michael Phelps again. Did I call you or did you call me?"

2. "Hey, it's Rod Blagojevich -- I'll say you're innocent, if you say I am"

1. "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"

Akiros · 02-10-2009, 11:08 PM

hahahahahahahaahahahahaahaha

+1 for micheal phelps, I bet he wishes he still had all those free keloggs cereal products from his sponsorships, because everyone knows cereal = best munchie foodstuffs.

MisawaJason · 02-10-2009, 11:23 PM

saw this on sportscenter. Shit was too funny

02-10-2009, 10:07 PM	#1
iwishiwas-all* Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Oxford, UK/Miami Age: 37 Posts: 1,710 Trader Rating: (2) Rides Gallery: iwishiwas-all* Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Letterman: A-rod top ten messages on answering machine LOL: top ten messages left on a-rods message machine 10. "Hey, it's Mark McGwire. Want to get together this week and not talk about the past?" 9. "Joe Torre here -- thanks for helping book sales" 8. "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?" 7. "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?" 6. "It's Bernie Madoff. Nice try but I'm still the most hated man in New York" 5. "Michael Phelps here. Got any snacks?" 4. "This is Sammy Sosa. Just pretend you don't speak English" 3. "Michael Phelps again. Did I call you or did you call me?" 2. "Hey, it's Rod Blagojevich -- I'll say you're innocent, if you say I am" 1. "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?" __________________ IG @gabednconfused https://www.youtube.com/user/gabedm

02-10-2009, 11:08 PM	#2
Akiros Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Arkansas Age: 36 Posts: 1,242 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	hahahahahahahaahahahahaahaha +1 for micheal phelps, I bet he wishes he still had all those free keloggs cereal products from his sponsorships, because everyone knows cereal = best munchie foodstuffs.

02-10-2009, 11:23 PM	#3
MisawaJason Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: South Korea Age: 40 Posts: 1,320 Trader Rating: (13) Feedback Score: 13 reviews	saw this on sportscenter. Shit was too funny