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anthony240 · 01-31-2002, 08:16 PM

Ok, so this couple was having their first child. The wife was pushing and the husband was there supporting her. Finally the baby comes out and the doctor holds it by it's legs, and all of a sudden starts slamming it on the floor, throwing it across the room, kicking it and everything! The husband got mad and said "What the fuk are you doing?!?" and the doctor says "I'm just kidding, it's already dead!"

I think it's hilarious!

*DSC* · 01-31-2002, 08:21 PM

Thats awful

SRskillaDET · 01-31-2002, 08:27 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, i got one! whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?   you cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!   the best jokes are totally wrong and disgusting IMO  

*sykikchimp* · 01-31-2002, 08:48 PM

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(Edited by sykikchimp at 2:45 am on Feb. 1, 2002)

whateverjames · 01-31-2002, 08:50 PM

i'd have to say not funny. but that's just my no sense of humorness....or something

s13cruzer · 01-31-2002, 09:01 PM

yeah i love wicked nasty jokes i think they are the funiest , but that's just some deep seeded problem i must have AAAAAAAAHHHHH need to call my doc for another prescription.....

*SaintlyCharBoy* · 01-31-2002, 10:22 PM

i personally hate dead baby jokes, but i must admit i laughed my ass off at teh second

duderiffic · 02-01-2002, 01:00 AM

NOFX said it best! FUCK THE KIDS!

That's some funny shit!!

S14Pilot · 02-01-2002, 09:03 AM

On a similar note....

A man gets a call one night from the police saying that his wife had been in a horrible accident and was at a local hospital.

The man rushed to the hospital and was stopped short at her door by a doctor.

"I'm very sorry, sir," said the doctor.  "I have some good news and some bad new.  Which would you like to hear first."

"Let's get the bad news out of the way, doc." replied the man.

"Well," the doctor said, "you're wife is basically a vegatable.  For the rest of her life, you will have to bathe her, feed her, dress her, take her to the bathroom, wipe her ass, take care of all of her feminine needs.  Basically, you will have to care for her in every way for the rest of her living days."

The man broke down and began to sob.

"What could the good news be?" he asked.

"I'm kidding," said the doctor.  "She's dead."

Nismos14 · 02-01-2002, 10:30 AM

s14pilot thats the most fucked up shit i've ever heard i was rollin on the floor haha OMG thats horrible tho....... here we go with the morality ppl i can feel it..... ugh LoL

thewholefnshow · 02-01-2002, 11:48 AM

Pitchforks... oh that's great.

BlankFlip · 02-01-2002, 11:52 AM

ah man, u al r probably the kind of ppl that liked the movie freddy got fingered w/ tom green. i like his show but i fucking hated that movie, can't believe i sat through the whole thing. i don't think the dead baby jokes r really all that "funny" just cuz i don't really laugh at them or nething.

BadMoJo · 02-01-2002, 11:59 AM

you people are all SICK!!! SICK I tell ya!! ........but quite funny. :biggrin:

whateverjames · 02-01-2002, 05:11 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from BlankFlip on 12:52 pm on Feb. 1, 2002
ah man, u al r probably the kind of ppl that liked the movie freddy got fingered w/ tom green. i like his show but i fucking hated that movie, can't believe i sat through the whole thing. i don't think the dead baby jokes r really all that "funny" just cuz i don't really laugh at them or nething.
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i felt the same way about that movie. me and my friend rented it and watched it up until he started hitting that fine ass crippled girls legs with a stick.  took the DVD out and put in the first holloween movie. i watched the rest of that freddy got fingered movie when my friend left the next day. very few funny parts but i'd have to say the dad in the movie was the only reason with his awesome use of the word fuck. fuck this fuck that what the FUCK are you talking about.

mbmbmb23 · 02-01-2002, 10:32 PM

Whats gross?  ........a dumpster full of dead babies.

Whats grosser than gross? ......one live one at the bottom eating his way out.

Archangel · 02-01-2002, 10:35 PM

Those are definately sick, but you kinda chuckle despite the fact its just wrong.

02-01-2002, 10:38 PM

tha's messed up but funny

01-31-2002, 08:16 PM	#1
anthony240 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Norcal Age: 43 Posts: 1,234 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	Ok, so this couple was having their first child. The wife was pushing and the husband was there supporting her. Finally the baby comes out and the doctor holds it by it's legs, and all of a sudden starts slamming it on the floor, throwing it across the room, kicking it and everything! The husband got mad and said "What the fuk are you doing?!?" and the doctor says "I'm just kidding, it's already dead!" I think it's hilarious!

01-31-2002, 08:21 PM	#2
DSC New Title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: VA Posts: 3,454 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Thats awful

01-31-2002, 08:27 PM	#3
SRskillaDET Leaky Injector Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 95 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, i got one! whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?   you cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!   the best jokes are totally wrong and disgusting IMO

01-31-2002, 08:48 PM	#4
sykikchimp WOW addicted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the moon Age: 44 Posts: 6,525 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Check this out if you like Totally random humor.. Must have speakers. <a href="http://www.zombo.com" target='_blank'>http://www.zombo.com</a> (Edited by sykikchimp at 2:45 am on Feb. 1, 2002)

01-31-2002, 08:50 PM	#5
whateverjames Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Age: 45 Posts: 2,263 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i'd have to say not funny. but that's just my no sense of humorness....or something

01-31-2002, 09:01 PM	#6
s13cruzer Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: lynn , massachusetts Posts: 358 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	yeah i love wicked nasty jokes i think they are the funiest , but that's just some deep seeded problem i must have AAAAAAAAHHHHH need to call my doc for another prescription.....

01-31-2002, 10:22 PM	#7
SaintlyCharBoy Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bow, NH Age: 43 Posts: 849 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	i personally hate dead baby jokes, but i must admit i laughed my ass off at teh second

02-01-2002, 01:00 AM	#8
duderiffic Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bay Area (Sunnyvale) Age: 43 Posts: 464 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	NOFX said it best! FUCK THE KIDS! That's some funny shit!!

02-01-2002, 09:03 AM	#9
S14Pilot Leaky Injector Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 122 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	On a similar note.... A man gets a call one night from the police saying that his wife had been in a horrible accident and was at a local hospital. The man rushed to the hospital and was stopped short at her door by a doctor. "I'm very sorry, sir," said the doctor.  "I have some good news and some bad new.  Which would you like to hear first." "Let's get the bad news out of the way, doc." replied the man. "Well," the doctor said, "you're wife is basically a vegatable.  For the rest of her life, you will have to bathe her, feed her, dress her, take her to the bathroom, wipe her ass, take care of all of her feminine needs.  Basically, you will have to care for her in every way for the rest of her living days." The man broke down and began to sob. "What could the good news be?" he asked. "I'm kidding," said the doctor.  "She's dead."

02-01-2002, 10:30 AM	#10
Nismos14 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: New Jersey Age: 43 Posts: 1,213 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	s14pilot thats the most fucked up shit i've ever heard i was rollin on the floor haha OMG thats horrible tho....... here we go with the morality ppl i can feel it..... ugh LoL

02-01-2002, 11:48 AM	#11
thewholefnshow Zilvia Addict Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 672 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Pitchforks... oh that's great.

02-01-2002, 11:52 AM	#12
BlankFlip Nissanaholic! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Future Posts: 1,627 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ah man, u al r probably the kind of ppl that liked the movie freddy got fingered w/ tom green. i like his show but i fucking hated that movie, can't believe i sat through the whole thing. i don't think the dead baby jokes r really all that "funny" just cuz i don't really laugh at them or nething.

02-01-2002, 11:59 AM	#13
BadMoJo Nissanaholic! Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Luis Obispo, Ca Age: 43 Posts: 1,931 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	you people are all SICK!!! SICK I tell ya!! ........but quite funny. :biggrin:

02-01-2002, 05:11 PM	#14
whateverjames Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Age: 45 Posts: 2,263 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from BlankFlip on 12:52 pm on Feb. 1, 2002 ah man, u al r probably the kind of ppl that liked the movie freddy got fingered w/ tom green. i like his show but i fucking hated that movie, can't believe i sat through the whole thing. i don't think the dead baby jokes r really all that "funny" just cuz i don't really laugh at them or nething. </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> i felt the same way about that movie. me and my friend rented it and watched it up until he started hitting that fine ass crippled girls legs with a stick.  took the DVD out and put in the first holloween movie. i watched the rest of that freddy got fingered movie when my friend left the next day. very few funny parts but i'd have to say the dad in the movie was the only reason with his awesome use of the word fuck. fuck this fuck that what the FUCK are you talking about.

02-01-2002, 10:32 PM	#15
mbmbmb23 Zilvia Contributor Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC. Posts: 1,776 Trader Rating: (1) Rides Gallery: mbmbmb23 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Whats gross?  ........a dumpster full of dead babies. Whats grosser than gross? ......one live one at the bottom eating his way out.

02-01-2002, 10:35 PM	#16
Archangel Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 425 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Those are definately sick, but you kinda chuckle despite the fact its just wrong.

02-01-2002, 10:38 PM	#17
Guest Posts: n/a	tha's messed up but funny