Vans. Vans? Vans!

[Bubbles]

Has there been a van thread? Brap hauler, fuck wagon, convenient cruiser. Post a shoe so everyone knows you're cool and we can get that out of the way.

Diesel box vans can be had for way too cheap. All the cool guys in the older movies had a van.

I almost bought one of these for 300 that only needed new brakes. I drove it and it felt like you were going to die at all times and had a shit ton of space. I even convinced the girl it was a solid purchase when I mentioned putting a mattress in there and fucking her in random places.



But the church decided to keep it.

[soreballz]

One of my ex's friends had a 99ish E150 with no rear seats that she hated driving, so I drove it around a lot. It drove the same as a truck, but with much more space for sexy activities in dark parking garages. Ahhhh, good times...

I'd love to have a Corvair van. Those are pretty sweet.

[Bubbles]

Originally Posted by soreballz

One of my ex's friends had a 99ish E150 with no rear seats that she hated driving, so I drove it around a lot. It drove the same as a truck, but with much more space for sexy activities in dark parking garages. Ahhhh, good times...

I'd love to have a Corvair van. Those are pretty sweet.

Post a pic of one, I could google it but you might have one in mind.

[VROOOM]

id love one of these for the next zombie invasion

[soreballz]

Originally Posted by Bubbles

Post a pic of one, I could google it but you might have one in mind.

I had a ton of cool Corvair van pics on my old PC. For now, Google must suffice.

Something like that would be neat.

[Bubbles]

Originally Posted by soreballz

I had a ton of cool Corvair van pics on my old PC. For now, Google must suffice.

Something like that would be neat.

Oh fuck yes, that's awesome.

[exitspeed]

Thought this was maybe a revival of one of my favorite r&b groups of all time, Tony Toni Tone.

Carry on.

[Bubbles]

Why don't you ever see people cruising lifted vans like you do trucks? It's not like the trucks get used anyway.

[VROOOM]

i know i'd take that van i posted over a lifted F250 any day

[yokotas13]

Originally Posted by Bubbles

Why don't you ever see people cruising lifted vans like you do trucks? It's not like the trucks get used anyway.

because it is EXTREMELY expensive to lift a van

i love vans. i hate america gets shafted

[roboticnissan]

I thought this was a shoe thread......

Fuck nikes! It's all about vans

[4DOOR_LIFE]

[4DOOR_LIFE]

fucking double post.

[ZilviaKid]

Originally Posted by 4DOOR_LIFE

fucking double post.

thanks asshole, now i want a van again

[ericcastro]

Originally Posted by 4DOOR_LIFE

fucking double post.

japanese style.

very popular.

[Otto347]

^^^ kinda cool

[BustedS13]

i want a dumped GMC Vandura on Cragers with some side pipes instead of running boards. big stereo, shag, whole nine. the problem is i would have absolutely no use for it whatsoever, it'd be completely retarded to own. this is kind of why i made the station wagon thread a while back, because it could have that same 70s vibe, but with some versatility.

but yes, vans are rad.

[soreballz]

Originally Posted by BustedS13

i want a dumped GMC Vandura on Cragers with some side pipes instead of running boards.

Granted, that's a Dodge, but, same idea.


This is interesting. Definitely different.

[Bubbles]

Originally Posted by BustedS13

i want a dumped GMC Vandura on Cragers with some side pipes instead of running boards. big stereo, shag, whole nine. the problem is i would have absolutely no use for it whatsoever, it'd be completely retarded to own. this is kind of why i made the station wagon thread a while back, because it could have that same 70s vibe, but with some versatility.

but yes, vans are rad.

The less you need something, the cooler it usually is.

Originally Posted by soreballz

This is interesting. Definitely different.

Flat black hood, bumper, and grill and it'd be a million times better.

[VROOOM]

can't have a van page without one of these



my friends dad spent 5 years building one of these. it was perfect. took it to one show and it got stolen the next day. evil thieves

[gearhead55]

I support this thread.

I have always had respect for vans, but i went on a two month long search for a van after seeing the van Frank Black drove in School of Rock. fucking rad.

also, volkswagen buses are vans right? I don't care if you're not into the rusted look, this thing is bad.



also, this is a great quote that i wish wasn't so true:

Originally Posted by Bubbles

The less you need something, the cooler it usually is.

[Bubbles]

Originally Posted by Ramonesfreak2010

lmaooooo

True story. About two weeks ago we fucked behind a church at night, while cars occassionally went by. Asked her what she did with the condom 'threw it in the yard' ha ha, I would have at least threw it away. Did I mention this was all on the blanket my grandma made for me?

Originally Posted by adam s

I drove this in HS:


Needless to say, I got very little pussy.

That's funny, pussy is the first thing I think of when I see a fine cargo hauler such as that.

Originally Posted by yokotas13

because it is EXTREMELY expensive to lift a van

And putting 45 grand in to a truck that gets 5 mpg while you make 10 bucks an hour is what people who are concerned about wise financial choices do?

Originally Posted by HyperTek

After this thread, I sense vans will be the next bandwagon after the toyota cressida =)

While you're right I create trends, vans are always cool.

Originally Posted by slowvia

Always wanted a VW bus just like this one

Love that classic look but not those colors.

Originally Posted by ESmorz

Those things are tiny compared to these real man vans we're looking at, come on son.

Originally Posted by gearhead55

I have always had respect for vans, but i went on a two month long search for a van after seeing the van Frank Black drove in School of Rock. fucking rad.

also, volkswagen buses are vans right? I don't care if you're not into the rusted look, this thing is bad.

I loved that one, smoke rolling and Led cranking sealed the deal. What was it?

Totally in to that, older VW stuff is the only reason I ever get on the tex. One by me just went up for sale, 2500 and it's condition is about halfway in between those two. Doesn't seem too bad, it's obo.

[LimeLite Racing]

Originally Posted by BustedS13

but yes, vans are rad.

Fuck yeah. Make sure to keep some soccer ball nets in the back, mom. Or children?

[nomoremk2]

Wow that chevy van belongs in the rice thread. Rusted hood, taped lights, flat black paint? If it were on a Honda you guys would be screaming rice. Vans are cool but it's hard to find a use for it for most people.

[soreballz]

Originally Posted by nomoremk2

Wow that chevy van belongs in the rice thread. Rusted hood, taped lights, flat black paint? If it were on a Honda you guys would be screaming rice.

You're right, if it was a Honda, we would scream rice. This theme would make zero sense on a Honda. But alas, it is not. It's a domestic van that fits the "hot rod parts delivery van" image quite well.

The rusted hood is lame, though. Fake patina is never cool. Unless it's really well done across the whole vehicle, and looks like real patina... Then it's alright.

[VROOOM]

i dont think its cool at all to make a new car look old. that van looks stupid.

[silviaguy240]

[Ramonesfreak2010]

Originally Posted by Bubbles

But the church decided to keep it.

lmaooooo

[adam s]

I drove this in HS:


Needless to say, I got very little pussy.

[VROOOM]

Originally Posted by adam s

I drove this in HS:


Needless to say, I got very little pussy.

but you had tons of room to have fun with the little pussy you did get