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davies2k · 08-14-2002, 03:07 AM

"Any Gynaecologists Out There?

After 40 years as a gynaecologist, John decided he had enough money to retire and take up his real love, auto mechanics. He left his practice, enrolled in auto mechanics school, and studied hard. The day of the final exam came and John worried if he would be able to complete the test with the same proficiency as his younger classmates. Most of the students completed their exam in two hours. John, on the other hand, took the entire four hours allotted.

The following day, John was delighted and surprised to see a score of 150% for his exam. John spoke to his professor after class. "I never dreamed I could do this well on the exam. How did I earn a score of 150%?"

The professor replied, "I gave you 50% for perfectly disassembling the car engine. I awarded another 50% for perfectly reassembling the engine. I gave you an additional 50% for having done all of it through the muffler."

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RedSuns · 08-14-2002, 03:44 AM

INCREDIBLE FOLKS!!!!!....someone give this man a COOKIE <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>

adey · 08-14-2002, 05:34 AM

HAHAHAHAHA.... good shit!!  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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boosteds14 · 08-14-2002, 09:08 AM

that was funny <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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CoasTek240 · 08-14-2002, 09:15 AM

u deserve a cookie for reall. that was funny as hell <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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-E- · 08-14-2002, 09:25 AM

COOKIES

KiDyNomiTe · 08-14-2002, 10:22 AM

LOL that is funny as hell.

matic 240sx · 08-14-2002, 04:36 PM

Umm thats kinda dumb.. well no its really dumb.. they work on the pussy.. not work on your brain thru the pussy.. sorry i just found that lame and pointless..

uuninja · 08-14-2002, 04:41 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 13 2002,6:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Umm thats kinda dumb.. well no its really dumb.. they work on the pussy.. not work on your brain thru the pussy.. sorry i just found that lame and pointless..</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Thank you captain obvious! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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matic 240sx · 08-14-2002, 04:47 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (uuninja @ Aug. 13 2002,6:41)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 13 2002,6:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Umm thats kinda dumb.. well no its really dumb.. they work on the pussy.. not work on your brain thru the pussy.. sorry i just found that lame and pointless..</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Thank you captain obvious! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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well, why does anyone think its funny then?  its not like he was working on the muffler so its stupid... why would anyone laugh at something so lame..  so if everyone is laughing at it how is what i said obvious..  so why are you trying to flame me  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hmmm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hmmm:'>

*transient* · 08-14-2002, 06:59 PM

Here folks, I believe we have a classic case of overanalizing a joke!  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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hehe, j/k matic, no offence  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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guidot · 08-14-2002, 07:54 PM

Transient that was awesome...what a mod, what a mod!!   <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>

s14vaxlr8 · 08-14-2002, 08:33 PM

"What the fuck are these bitches babling about" (j&sb)
bbbuunnnggggggg......end of message

davies2k · 08-15-2002, 02:20 AM

matic 240sx~ I am glad to hear your views on my post.  I do respect your opinion but the intent was to take it lightly.  To see that 6 other members got a laugh out of it makes it worth all my while.  There are enuf pressures and violence in the world that an occassional laugh is good for us.  I thought this quote would be fitting.  If you do not find this humorous keep it to yourself.  Indulge in your solitude and enjoy as other pass you having a last laugh <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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"cliff notes" there always has to be the one person that ruins the party for everyone else.

BlackFox · 08-15-2002, 02:25 AM

LOL, that's great.  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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matic 240sx · 08-15-2002, 11:07 AM

edit: nevermind.. its not worth it...
HAHAHA GREAT JOKE!  dont wont to get passed by while you all have fun..

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SprungScorp · 08-15-2002, 11:10 AM

<!--QuoteBegin--matic 240sx+Aug. 15 2002,10<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 15 2002,10<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>7)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">sorry i cant lower my iq to your level.. but keep my opinion to myself? this is a message board.. . if you dont want to hear opinions.. then dont post... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/dozingoff.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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Dude man, it was a J O K E...it wasn't supposed to make sense....think about other jokes..."Why did the chicken cross the road"...you don't see anyone going "WTF is a chicken doing on a road?" or knock knock jokes...noone says "Why don't you just let the fucker in??"

EDIT: Haha whoops, I gues i quoted before you edited <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>

matic 240sx · 08-15-2002, 11:16 AM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (transient @ Aug. 13 2002,8:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Here folks, I believe we have a classic case of overanalizing a joke! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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hehe, j/k matic, no offence <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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none taken, good one  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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uuninja · 08-15-2002, 11:25 AM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 13 2002,6:47)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (uuninja @ Aug. 13 2002,6:41)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 13 2002,6:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Umm thats kinda dumb.. well no its really dumb.. they work on the pussy.. not work on your brain thru the pussy.. sorry i just found that lame and pointless..</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Thank you captain obvious! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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well, why does anyone think its funny then? its not like he was working on the muffler so its stupid... why would anyone laugh at something so lame.. so if everyone is laughing at it how is what i said obvious.. so why are you trying to flame me <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hmmm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hmmm:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
*SIGH* <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sigh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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matic 240sx · 08-15-2002, 11:35 AM

dude i know i know.. look ive been the biggest asshole lately.. im sorry..  i am taking pain killers and they are way too strong.. and they make me really really messed up and then i get hella pissed when they wear off.. all my friends are telling me ive been a big dick lately.. .  most of you know im never like this..  but ill try not to act like this anymore.. .  i give myself the asshole of the month award...

uuninja · 08-15-2002, 11:50 AM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 14 2002,1:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">dude i know i know.. look ive been the biggest asshole lately.. im sorry.. i am taking pain killers and they are way too strong.. and they make me really really messed up and then i get hella pissed when they wear off.. all my friends are telling me ive been a big dick lately.. . most of you know im never like this.. but ill try not to act like this anymore.. . i give myself the asshole of the month award...</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
HAHA no worries man! Hope what ever it is that has you taking the pain killers isn't too serious. Get better soon <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='

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08-14-2002, 03:07 AM	#1
davies2k Zilvia Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Rowland Heights Posts: 202 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"Any Gynaecologists Out There? After 40 years as a gynaecologist, John decided he had enough money to retire and take up his real love, auto mechanics. He left his practice, enrolled in auto mechanics school, and studied hard. The day of the final exam came and John worried if he would be able to complete the test with the same proficiency as his younger classmates. Most of the students completed their exam in two hours. John, on the other hand, took the entire four hours allotted. The following day, John was delighted and surprised to see a score of 150% for his exam. John spoke to his professor after class. "I never dreamed I could do this well on the exam. How did I earn a score of 150%?" The professor replied, "I gave you 50% for perfectly disassembling the car engine. I awarded another 50% for perfectly reassembling the engine. I gave you an additional 50% for having done all of it through the muffler." <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/whatsthat.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':whatthe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/notify.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':notify:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/notify.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':notify:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/inlove.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ 02 Porsche 996 Targa Wht/Blk, 00 S2000 Silver/Blk(sold), 98' Mbz E320 Blk/Tan, 92' NSX Blk/Blk(sold)91' Nissan S13 wht/blk SR20det(sold) 91' Nissan S13 Widebody 550Hp beast, color unknown

08-14-2002, 03:44 AM	#2
RedSuns Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Northern VA Age: 43 Posts: 1,865 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	INCREDIBLE FOLKS!!!!!....someone give this man a COOKIE <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> __________________ Johnathan 2005 Titan 1996 240SX 1991 240SX 1974 260Z 1996 Honda CBR 600 F3

08-14-2002, 05:34 AM	#3
adey Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hong Kong Posts: 3,072 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	HAHAHAHAHA.... good shit!!  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ Instagram: @SX180HKG

08-14-2002, 09:08 AM	#4
boosteds14 Zilvia.net Advertiser Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: CIPmotorsports Age: 43 Posts: 1,612 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	that was funny <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ 240SXONE www.240SXMOTORING.com --- One Stop Shop for Your Nissan 240sx

08-14-2002, 09:15 AM	#5
CoasTek240 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: VA Age: 40 Posts: 3,034 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	u deserve a cookie for reall. that was funny as hell <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>

08-14-2002, 09:25 AM	#6
-E- Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Florida, Americas Wang! Age: 43 Posts: 2,912 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	COOKIES

08-14-2002, 10:22 AM	#7
KiDyNomiTe Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Chicago Age: 38 Posts: 6,296 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: KiDyNomiTe Feedback Score: 0 reviews	LOL that is funny as hell. __________________ PROCEED Grip Gambler

08-14-2002, 04:36 PM	#8
matic 240sx Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: las vegas Age: 42 Posts: 798 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: matic 240sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Umm thats kinda dumb.. well no its really dumb.. they work on the pussy.. not work on your brain thru the pussy.. sorry i just found that lame and pointless.. __________________ · m á † í ç · after9racing.com

08-14-2002, 04:41 PM	#9
uuninja Zilvia Addict Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Reston, VA Age: 47 Posts: 812 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 13 2002,6:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Umm thats kinda dumb.. well no its really dumb.. they work on the pussy.. not work on your brain thru the pussy.. sorry i just found that lame and pointless..</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> Thank you captain obvious! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ Lurker Supreme! www.midatlantic240sx.com 91 Coupe 97 KA24DE+T SOLD

08-14-2002, 04:47 PM	#10
matic 240sx Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: las vegas Age: 42 Posts: 798 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: matic 240sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (uuninja @ Aug. 13 2002,6:41)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 13 2002,6:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Umm thats kinda dumb.. well no its really dumb.. they work on the pussy.. not work on your brain thru the pussy.. sorry i just found that lame and pointless..</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> Thank you captain obvious! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> well, why does anyone think its funny then?  its not like he was working on the muffler so its stupid... why would anyone laugh at something so lame..  so if everyone is laughing at it how is what i said obvious..  so why are you trying to flame me  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hmmm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hmmm:'> __________________ · m á † í ç · after9racing.com

08-14-2002, 06:59 PM	#11
transient Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Los Angeles, California Age: 41 Posts: 2,947 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Here folks, I believe we have a classic case of overanalizing a joke!  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> hehe, j/k matic, no offence  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ Learn everything you can, while you still have the chance.

08-14-2002, 07:54 PM	#12
guidot Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cape Cod, MA Age: 45 Posts: 443 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Transient that was awesome...what a mod, what a mod!!   <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> __________________ -Jeff T. 96 240SX 240SXONE http://www.240sxone.com

08-14-2002, 08:33 PM	#13
s14vaxlr8 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: DC Metro Age: 43 Posts: 522 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"What the fuck are these bitches babling about" (j&sb) bbbuunnnggggggg......end of message __________________ 96 Kouki w/sr20det for sale http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=66164

08-15-2002, 02:20 AM	#14
davies2k Zilvia Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Rowland Heights Posts: 202 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	matic 240sx~ I am glad to hear your views on my post.  I do respect your opinion but the intent was to take it lightly.  To see that 6 other members got a laugh out of it makes it worth all my while.  There are enuf pressures and violence in the world that an occassional laugh is good for us.  I thought this quote would be fitting.  If you do not find this humorous keep it to yourself.  Indulge in your solitude and enjoy as other pass you having a last laugh <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> "cliff notes" there always has to be the one person that ruins the party for everyone else. __________________ 02 Porsche 996 Targa Wht/Blk, 00 S2000 Silver/Blk(sold), 98' Mbz E320 Blk/Tan, 92' NSX Blk/Blk(sold)91' Nissan S13 wht/blk SR20det(sold) 91' Nissan S13 Widebody 550Hp beast, color unknown

08-15-2002, 02:25 AM	#15
BlackFox Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 534 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	LOL, that's great.  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ Current Cars: 1976 Mercedes Benz 300D 1995 240sx SE aka Kate (winner: Best Stock S14 @ 2002 National Convention) http://community.webshots.com/user/jeff976cal If you're interested in parts email me [email protected]

08-15-2002, 11:07 AM	#16
matic 240sx Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: las vegas Age: 42 Posts: 798 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: matic 240sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	edit: nevermind.. its not worth it... HAHAHA GREAT JOKE!  dont wont to get passed by while you all have fun.. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/dozingoff.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ · m á † í ç · after9racing.com

08-15-2002, 11:10 AM	#17
SprungScorp Zilvia Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 168 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	<!--QuoteBegin--matic 240sx+Aug. 15 2002,10<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 15 2002,10<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>7)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">sorry i cant lower my iq to your level.. but keep my opinion to myself? this is a message board.. . if you dont want to hear opinions.. then dont post... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/dozingoff.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> Dude man, it was a J O K E...it wasn't supposed to make sense....think about other jokes..."Why did the chicken cross the road"...you don't see anyone going "WTF is a chicken doing on a road?" or knock knock jokes...noone says "Why don't you just let the fucker in??" EDIT: Haha whoops, I gues i quoted before you edited <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> __________________ Why don't you just call it 'Operation Ass Cream'? My Page

08-15-2002, 11:16 AM	#18
matic 240sx Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: las vegas Age: 42 Posts: 798 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: matic 240sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (transient @ Aug. 13 2002,8:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Here folks, I believe we have a classic case of overanalizing a joke! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> hehe, j/k matic, no offence <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> none taken, good one  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ · m á † í ç · after9racing.com

08-15-2002, 11:25 AM	#19
uuninja Zilvia Addict Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Reston, VA Age: 47 Posts: 812 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 13 2002,6:47)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (uuninja @ Aug. 13 2002,6:41)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 13 2002,6:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Umm thats kinda dumb.. well no its really dumb.. they work on the pussy.. not work on your brain thru the pussy.. sorry i just found that lame and pointless..</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> Thank you captain obvious! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> well, why does anyone think its funny then? its not like he was working on the muffler so its stupid... why would anyone laugh at something so lame.. so if everyone is laughing at it how is what i said obvious.. so why are you trying to flame me <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hmmm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hmmm:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> SIGH <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sigh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> Easy there killer, no need to take offense.  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ Lurker Supreme! www.midatlantic240sx.com 91 Coupe 97 KA24DE+T SOLD

08-15-2002, 11:35 AM	#20
matic 240sx Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: las vegas Age: 42 Posts: 798 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: matic 240sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	dude i know i know.. look ive been the biggest asshole lately.. im sorry..  i am taking pain killers and they are way too strong.. and they make me really really messed up and then i get hella pissed when they wear off.. all my friends are telling me ive been a big dick lately.. .  most of you know im never like this..  but ill try not to act like this anymore.. .  i give myself the asshole of the month award... __________________ · m á † í ç · after9racing.com

08-15-2002, 11:50 AM	#21
uuninja Zilvia Addict Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Reston, VA Age: 47 Posts: 812 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 14 2002,1:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">dude i know i know.. look ive been the biggest asshole lately.. im sorry.. i am taking pain killers and they are way too strong.. and they make me really really messed up and then i get hella pissed when they wear off.. all my friends are telling me ive been a big dick lately.. . most of you know im never like this.. but ill try not to act like this anymore.. . i give myself the asshole of the month award...</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'> HAHA no worries man! Hope what ever it is that has you taking the pain killers isn't too serious. Get better soon <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''> __________________ Lurker Supreme! www.midatlantic240sx.com 91 Coupe 97 KA24DE+T SOLD