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[iHeartTheTouge]

Originally Posted by chitownguy

He/she says:
suck my cock bitch i'll bribe fazle for you IP
lulz

i got that before, who the hell is fazle? didnt see the name anywhere on the site. btw, just ran into someone from zilvia on this thing, was wondering when i would.

[Somnambulist]

Originally Posted by iHeartTheTouge

i got that before, who the hell is fazle? didnt see the name anywhere on the site. btw, just ran into someone from zilvia on this thing, was wondering when i would.

Short convo?
"Are you on zilvia?"
"Yes"
End?

[iHeartTheTouge]

haha almost, went from

'why does my steering wheel shake when i hit the brakes?'
to
'what car do you drive?'
to
'zilvia?'
'yes'
'cool'

[mRclARK1]

Answering them is fun. haha

[CrashQueen]

AHAHAHAHA


You asked:
why do asian guys have such tiny penises?
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The other user says:
They're bred to be smart, not well-endowed
He/she says:
You can only have one or the other, my friend



AND THE OTHER:

You asked:
why do asian guys have such tiny penises?
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The other user says:
because Asian women have tiny vaginas. Why do you think black men have such large penisis?

[blasting_speed]

This is wicked awesome. I can be here all night with this shit. ahahahahah

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You asked:
if chuck norris fought the hulk, who would win???
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The other user says:
chuck norris of course
You say:
chuck norris or superman?
He/she says:
chuck norris
You say:
chuck norris or jesus?
He/she says:
chuck norris is jesus
You say:
handled you are a genius LOL

[CrashQueen]

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You asked:
who wants to have sex?
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Connected in chat session (6 seconds).
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The other user says:
virgins mostly
You say:
if that's true then why haven't i screwed a virgin yet?
He/she says:
ur not trying hard enough
You say:
where do virgins hide?
He/she says:
behing 6 layers of fat mainly
You say:
hahahaha
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you win.

[gabe30]

this is the best thing since the power rangers

[ESmorz]

People could write sitcoms around the gold I'm slingin them.

I asked the question...

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You asked:
why do my balls hurt when they get sucked?
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The other user says:
you're not doing it right
You say:
im not the one doing it
He/she says:
then you're a virg
You say:
you suck
You say:
at this
He/she says:
unless you're gettin blue balls
He/she says:
your balls shouldn't hurt
You say:
Im gonna call bruce willis and see if he wants to do a prequel to diehard
He/she says:
unless she isn't sucking your dick, just straight sucking on your nuts
You say:
called "Fail-Hard: The true life story of that guy who answers questions on the net"
He/she says:
pulling that card eh
He/she says:
must be a /b
You say:
a what?
He/she says:
haha
He/she says:
hahah
He/she says:
hahahaahahahaa
He/she says:
4chan.org
He/she says:
go
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now
You say:
isnt that for those anon fags
You say:
and asians?
He/she says:
perhaps
He/she says:
but its also how the internet continues to happen
You say:
well I love scientology
You say:
tom cruise
You say:
and hate the damn asians
You say:
even though they make good cars
He/she says:
but surely you can't asian females
You say:
I only like the cars
You say:
the girls have hairy vags
He/she says:
thats not true
He/she says:
my gf shaves
He/she says:
not well
He/she says:
but she shaves
You say:
tell her to spend the money and get a wax
You say:
but I heard asians are allergic to wax
You say:
sooo
He/she says:
hell, i'd spend the money
He/she says:
she's just a prude
You say:
she might lose her body
He/she says:
LAWL
You say:
do you drive a 240sx?
He/she says:
a jeep
He/she says:
but close
You say:
jeep
You say:
what the fuck are you?
You say:
... a mailman
You say:
is it at least rhd so its jdm tyte?
You say:
?
You say:
?
You say:
?
You say:
?
He/she says:
what
He/she says:
you lose
He/she says:
jeep=mans car
You say:
maybe if by man
You say:
you mean vagina having mailman
You say:
yeah
He/she says:
you probably drive a ford don't you
He/she says:
or no car
He/she says:
/b?
You say:
I drive a 93 240sx coupe
He/she says:
ha
He/she says:
i have a jeep grand cherokee
He/she says:
i obviously get 7x more vagina than you do
He/she says:
thats a fact
He/she says:
basically science
You say:
actually girls love my car...
You say:
because it looks brand new sounds pretty
You say:
and scars the shit out of em
You say:
lol
He/she says:
brand new
He/she says:
its a 93
He/she says:
you lose
You say:
LOOKS BRAND NEW
You say:
of course it isnt
He/she says:
dno't kid yourself
You say:
my last gf got off on dangerous driving
He/she says:
thats sad
You say:
shit was whack
He/she says:
are you 30?
You say:
just turned 18 like 6 days ago
He/she says:
oh
He/she says:
so you're delirious
He/she says:
or the girl's you have in your car are dumb as rocks
You say:
well
You say:
she did a ride along
You say:
and was moaning
You say:
I didnt know how to take that
He/she says:
sure she did
He/she says:
every girl moans
He/she says:
in a 93
He/she says:
parents bought it for you?
He/she says:
dude heres the deal
He/she says:
every guy thinks he's hot shit in any car
You say:
my cars a bucket
He/she says:
i thought i was hot shit in a 90'
You say:
but girls seem to like it
He/she says:
i wasn't
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for unknown reasons
He/she says:
MAYBE to a freshmen
You say:
sophmores son
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sophmores
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^_^
He/she says:
fail
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no
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well they arent legal anymore
He/she says:
sophomores?
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go back to high schoo;
He/she says:
l
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sophomores=16
You say:
I just graduated like 9 days ago
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Id rather not
He/she says:
THEY
He/she says:
'RE
He/she says:
STILL
He/she says:
ILLEGAL
He/she says:
goddamn
You say:
I know but when I was under 18
You say:
they were technically LEGAL
You say:
god damn

[Lurpin]

this is really entertaining.

[eastcoastS14]

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You asked:
you know when you touch a womens breasts and they feel like bags of sand?
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Connected in chat session (85 seconds).
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The other user says:
dude, your touching some sick ass chicks if thats happening...
You say:
they are heavy like kasaba melons and sometimes when shes on top I almost black out...what should I do?
He/she says:
Punch her in the face
You say:
yeah she likes that shit tho.....i was thinking cunt punt....is that illegal tho?
He/she says:
nope
You say:
awsome better start stretchin the hamstrings then
He/she says:
yup, just make sure you get a full on swing...

[S14DB]

You should have told him jeeps get shitty gas millage and you can ford good trim with the 4cyl mpg.

[drift925]

Me: How can I hack your computer?

it: Like they do in the movies. Just click a few buttons, talk about how you can get past the encrypted mainframe, click a few more buttons, wipe the sweat from your brow while looking puzzled, then authoritativley press a few more buttons and say "We're in"

Me: ASL?

him: 22 / m / ontario

[jilo]

i was harassing some kid from england for a while. this is a great site for bored people.

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You asked:
why is jeff crazy in th ehead
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Connected in chat session (4 seconds).
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The other user says:
because jeff takes too mny drugs
You say:
tooo right
You say:
what can i do for boredom right now, jeff is lazy
He/she says:
suck me off
You say:
not really a great idea
He/she says:
best idea i had all day
You say:
pretty bad day
He/she says:
its been slow
You say:
what state are you in?
He/she says:
the state of ENgland
You say:
ah that explains it
He/she says:
shut your whore mouth
You say:
lol
He/she says:
and suck my dick
You say:
wassa matter you angry?
He/she says:
no im bored
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gotcha
He/she says:
its saturday
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and im sober
You say:
yes
He/she says:

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me B===D - - you
You say:
everybody loves bad ascii drawings
He/she says:
stop talking gook
You say:
why
You say:
im not a gook,
He/she says:
yes
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why are you so angry? youre country has bad oral hygene?
You say:
or a bad addiction to heroin and tea?
He/she says:
and your country has the fattest people in the world
He/she says:
fatty
You say:
true
You say:
im not a fan of painted on jeans though
You say:
and 80's hair styles
He/she says:
i havnt seen either for quite some time
You say:
are you sure you arent in ireland and got too drunk?
You say:
too much haggis?
He/she says:
thats scottish
You say:
how would you know if you werent actually there?
He/she says:
because i have another house in scotland
You say:
the truth comes out
You say:
do you know groundskeeper willy?
He/she says:
yeah i pay him to cut my lawn
You say:
hes from around that way
You say:
so i take it you like answering questions?
He/she says:
actually i forgot this was turned on
You say:
oh i see, half assing it huh?
He/she says:
yeah pretty much

[kahlistrophic]

Me, answering Me in Red, him/her in black

You are connected to another user!

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What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?

00:48:18
death gets pissed and bloclks his number

00:48:23
true story

00:48:42
If you run backwards will you gain weight?

00:48:58
no you just trip and look like an idiot

00:49:08
and i guess stars die or something i dunno..

00:49:15
How can a house burn up when it burns down?

00:49:41
because you were drunk when you lit the fire and now you fell on your head trying to run backwards

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If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?

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i know

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i always know

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Why is the alphabet in that order?

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who said it is?

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that guy?

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hes dumb

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dumb alphabet guy

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its cheese

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it spoils

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why are you taking pictures of cheese?

00:51:16
then we sould say human

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ok... you tell yourself that

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why arnt you?

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my camera broken....that one time i got drunk and lit my house on fire because death wouldnt accept my calls anymore...i broke it out of rage

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If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?

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hey whats better than paying an idiot to make more money for you

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pssshhh...a job

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Is it possible to have a civil-war?

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blasphemy

00:53:31
of course it is..look in the dictionary under c and w..paste em together

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because it likes it when i get rough

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w.i.a.s.a.l.w?

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im homeless...i dunno

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so when i put my box up its a built

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weird

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Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

00:55:54
i do it all the time

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i gots nuudez

00:56:13
Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?

00:56:25
mine...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

00:56:34
how do you think i know the dict is right?

00:57:01
i don't

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Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?

00:57:18
not really

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Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

00:57:31
ewwww...dirty death needles

00:58:15
Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?

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because science is a religion..

00:58:32
true story

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Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?

00:59:01
yeah...unless you wanna get but rapped in prison for killing a mime

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would you rather them come knocking on your door at 3 am to tell you your powers about to go out

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Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

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because its the sh*t

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yup

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union rules

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If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

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failed...hard

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there is no win


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If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?

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physics doesnt predict lottery numbers, math does

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If you run backwards will you gain weight?

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asked me that already

01:02:24
PPWWNNNEEDDDD!!!


If you run backwards will you gain weight?

01:03:00
i know just jogging your mind

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nothing...just a headache from that backwards face plant

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Can a blind person feel blue?

01:03:26
yup..this one time at band camp..

01:03:28
yeah but it looked cool

01:03:47
there was this guy who got frostbite right..

01:03:56
and this blind girl in E cabin

01:04:09
well...heh..heh...what a summer that was

01:04:23
you fuck a blind chick

01:04:28
thats fucked up

01:04:32
dude

01:04:48
im sure they get horny too

01:04:56
the junks still operational in the dark

01:05:26
but their eye are scary

01:05:46
how many blind people have you seen??

01:05:55
2.5

01:06:09
o see

01:06:13
well

01:06:22
im not hittin the eyes so...

01:06:38
what if the light came on

01:06:54
dude...who said anything about the dark

01:07:06
you did

01:07:12
that is true

01:07:16
but i am drunk..

01:07:22
and my house just burnt down

01:07:29
gimme abreak

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hey

01:08:11
internets ftw

[lolatclint]

OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST EVER

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You asked:
why do u have a small penis and no life answering random peoples questions?
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The other user says:
why do you have small penis and no life having enough time to actually ask that
You say:
cool
You say:
so answer my question
You say:
scared or what
You say:
needle dick
He/she says:
scared of what you fucking idiot?
He/she says:
are you going to jump through my computer screen?
You say:
of answering my question
You say:
pussy or what?
He/she says:
there is no fucking answer you jackass
You say:
ya there is
You say:
tell me
He/she says:
why do you have a small penis and have no life so sit here and ask questions
You say:
i thought im askin the questions and your answering
You say:
owned bitch
You say:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You say:
me > you
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lololol
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hahaha
He/she says:
lulz.
You say:
lmao funny man.
You say:
peace
He/she says:
l8r

LOLOL HAAHA that was fun

[lflkajfj12123]

bill clinton is soo slick

[soon2bs13]

haha, some of the questions you guys ask are f'in great.

[skylindrftr]

I asked a guy what material rwd redtop sr20det pistons were made out of, he said cast aluminum, is this right?

[womenbeshoppin]

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why do my balls smell like ham?
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The other user says:
have u been rubbing ham on them?
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Maybe......

[Kwonza Says]

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You asked:
How did drifting get ruined
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The other user says:
It was ruined from the beggining :P
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no srsly. Tokyo Drift ...

Love this site

[jskateborders]

You asked:
do I have herpes on my penis
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The other user says:
probably.
He/she says:
did you pop the blisters on a public toilet seat?
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well I work at mcdonalds, so I did it in the fries
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my nga

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[TheSquidd]

Originally Posted by touge monster

He/she says:
I got banned or supposed racism
LOL

You found AL.