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MorganS13 · 05-06-2003, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by PHLIP
I'm personally hoping no one ever actually uses any of these if they do.

sadly.. i bet a lot of people have tried

*AceInHole* · 05-06-2003, 07:52 PM

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Originally posted by AceInHole
Cute girl with Spec V in building next to mine.... was contemplating approaching her and telling her if she ever needs any body work, I'm the man with the right tool for the job. Was enough of a tool myself today to see her on the highway and let my car do some talking. Mostly said "psssshhhh" so... I don't think FR's and FF's get along very well.

So I tried it. Sort of. Obviously not exactly those words. And it might've worked.... i got her # at least

Steeles · 05-07-2003, 08:21 AM

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Originally posted by PHLIP
"I like (insert race here) girls"

dont be stealin my lines phlip!!!

gmgs14 · 05-07-2003, 12:21 PM

A buddy of mine pulled this one out of his ass:

"How would you like to take a fish net and treat me like a tuna?"

I guess it actually worked for him a couple times.

Steeles · 05-07-2003, 01:08 PM

a very drunk friend of mine once said "I'm a lost little puppie won't you take me home?" and it worked... although I question her intoxication level at the time. she maintains she was only "buzzed"

*AceInHole* · 05-07-2003, 01:53 PM

From a recent AIM chat with the names taken out:

the thing is
does she like the stupid things you do
cause
then when you do good stuff
she's all like
"awwwwwww"
and you're like
"hey baby. i got a turbo in my pants and it's a T88 on the verge of spooling"
and she's like
"oh, back to you being ****ing stupid again"
and you're like
"no wait! it's ok.... i have extreme body rigidy from my Cusco STBs"
"c'mon babe... i run high octane!"
"let me lube u up like a good synthetic oil change"
"i know my stick is a short shifter... but i can make it up with my hard clutching"
"i got wider wheels at home i swear!!"
"nah babe, i took out the back seat cause i knew i only got room for you"
"i've got a 3" downpipe"

ruf · 05-07-2003, 02:01 PM

Dang it. Now I have to go find that MSN page with all the pick up lines. Came out during Valentine's Day. It actually had some REALLY good ones.

Steeles · 05-07-2003, 02:37 PM

ruf dude check your pm's

ruf · 05-07-2003, 05:12 PM

Steeles - Oops! Sorry. Just sent you an e-mail.

On topic:
Give a girl a business card with this written on the back,
"Smile if you want to sleep with me..." I thought that one was kinda funny. They say that a girl knows within 5 minutes of meeting you whether or not she'll sleep with you. I haven't seen this proven wrong yet.

Usually I just compliment clothing/jewelry/eyes, buy them a drink, slip the rohypnol in there and...

I dunno. Hanging out with fashion models too much has made me pretty flaming gay, so I know way too much about girl stuff. Get on the same plane with them, have a nice convo, then tell them I'm gay (jokingly, because of said proficiency with girly stuff) and have a good laugh about that. That invariably prompts the question "You're not really gay are you?" which leaves me open to reply "Why? Would if matter if I was?" After getting them to admit to me (and themselves) that they're interested in me, I tell them that I'm not gay and then spend the rest of the night/morning showing them...

All in all, it's pretty much just about confidence. I suppose talking to them like "one of the girls" is what gives me that confidence, whereas other guys are just type-a pricks ("wanna ****"- you'd be surprised how often this works. You just gotta have the thick skin for when it doesn't). I suppose my way of doing things is kinda roundabout, but it works for me. The failures are a little less painful as well. If she ends up not being into you, you end up with a new acquaintance instead of a knee in the groin. If you end up dumping her, you have a better chance of coming off as the good guy that it just didn't work out with. If you come off as the bad guy, at least having the reputation of being a "fag tease that doesn't know what he wants" is easier to shake off/disprove than "wife-beater in the making". Not saying that it's for everyone, but it works for me on the tough ones. Even so, you have to be a bad boy every now and then. For some reason, girls INVARIABLY like to be treated like ****. I don't understand that one.

Final note: Don't give her a compliment unless you are willing/able to follow it up with WHY.

you1: "I really like your necklace."
her thoughts: "This guy really thinks he's gonna get some."

you2: "That's a really pretty necklace. Is it Tiffany?"
her thoughts: "This guy really thinks he's gonna get some. And he's trying to impress me."

you3: "That's a really pretty necklace. I've always liked that design. I got something like that for my sister last year. Is that Tiffany? It goes well with your outfit."
her thoughts: "This guy ACTUALLY likes my necklace. I guess he has similar/good taste. And I can't tell if he's just trying to get in my pants."

Same thing goes for eyes/clothes/etc. I've seen so many guys try to give that random compliment that they really don't mean to start a conversation, only to get shot down with a sarcastic "Thanks." Like I said before, it's not for everybody, but it works on the really hot ones that always get attention. Keep in mind that if they already want to bone, then none of this matters. No use trying to get in her pants when she wants you there already. Cut the small talk and get down to business.

edit: one of my favorite pick up lines.
"If you are a rich lady and I have boned you, please meet me at the nacho cart. If you are a rich lady that would like to be boned, please meet me at the nacho cart."

**Phlip** · 05-07-2003, 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by ruf
They say that a girl knows within 5 minutes of meeting you whether or not she'll sleep with you. I haven't seen this proven wrong yet.

I prove this wrong a lot, but I am the exception to the rule... I come across as an asshole at first and grow on people.

Steeles · 05-08-2003, 08:17 AM

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I prove this wrong a lot, but I am the exception to the rule... I come across as an asshole at first and grow on people.

no you just follow people around till they give up one getting rid of you....

Ruf -

no problem thanks mang

I let girls come up to me. I give them My number and let them make the first move it keeps me sane. they dont want anything to do with me oh well on to the next one. get them talking and just listen. works for me. or get them drunk and give them massages.

ruf · 05-08-2003, 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by PHLIP
I prove this wrong a lot, but I am the exception to the rule... I come across as an asshole at first and grow on people.

Just cuz they think you're an asshole doesn't mean that they don't want to sleep with you. That just means that they don't want to talk to you.

Seriously, they KNOW if they would within 5 minutes.

Steeles · 05-08-2003, 09:50 AM

I just reread your post... how/why do you hang out with fashion models? lol and can you hook a brotha up?

ruf · 05-08-2003, 10:11 AM

Used to date one. She used to do runway and a little print and her roommate used to do print and tv. Actually, her roommate was on Elimidate. Kinda funny. Anyways, I hung out at the parties/shows with the other models and scouts and stuff. Fun social crowd. Kinda put that behind me now. Too little substance...

ALTRNTV · 05-08-2003, 10:12 PM

guy: hey baby, wanna have some pizza and sex tonight?

girl: (slaps guy) hell no!

guy: what?? you don't like pizza??

Steeles · 05-09-2003, 08:40 AM

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Originally posted by ruf
Used to date one. She used to do runway and a little print and her roommate used to do print and tv. Actually, her roommate was on Elimidate. Kinda funny. Anyways, I hung out at the parties/shows with the other models and scouts and stuff. Fun social crowd. Kinda put that behind me now. Too little substance...

lol Im newly single Im not looking for substance for awhile

ruf · 05-09-2003, 09:08 AM

Then why not bone Mary while Lindsay's in Hawaii?

OOOOOOOOOOOO DAAAAAYAAAAAAM...

turtlepower240 · 05-09-2003, 10:25 AM

omgggggggggg i never even post on this forum and i'm being talked about??? wtf is this?!?

*AceInHole* · 05-09-2003, 10:52 AM

maybe there's more than one Mary somewhere out there??

Dousan_PG · 05-09-2003, 10:53 AM

nah, that's the mary they are talking about.

HA HA

turtlepower240 · 05-09-2003, 10:57 AM

ace... there's only one mary

ruf · 05-09-2003, 12:42 PM

I just saw "turtlepower240" as the latest post in this forum and thought "O SNAP.

" Oops... You weren't supposed to read that. hehehe!

turtlepower240 · 05-09-2003, 12:58 PM

yea that's what you get mister... i've got friends who post here...

ruf · 05-09-2003, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by turtlepower240
i've got friends...

Really? That's surprising...

Steeles · 05-09-2003, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ruf
Then why not bone Mary while Lindsay's in Hawaii?

OOOOOOOOOOOO DAAAAAYAAAAAAM...

dude shes rooming with me at convention!

(uh mary whens that 18th bday again? I still dont have RKelly's pockets....)

Steeles · 05-09-2003, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by turtlepower240
omgggggggggg i never even post on this forum and i'm being talked about??? wtf is this?!?

Heya babe!

*AceInHole* · 05-09-2003, 04:23 PM

heh.. sorry... guess all the Marys i knew were just going under aliases or something

but uh.... girl pops in, and no pickup lines in a thread like this.... sorta... odd....

ruf · 05-09-2003, 04:31 PM

Zilvia resident horndog Steeles is taking care of that...

Jim96SC2 · 05-09-2003, 06:34 PM

Mary, your pretty cute! Unfortunatly age has brought many good things, and also the fact I need to check ID's of girls I date now.

Steeles · 05-10-2003, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ruf
Zilvia resident horndog Steeles is taking care of that...

Hey!! I resemble that remark!!

im off to have strippers wash my car now.. buh bye!

05-07-2003, 01:08 PM	#35
Steeles Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 7th layer of hell, special pit of anger Age: 49 Posts: 3,785 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	a very drunk friend of mine once said "I'm a lost little puppie won't you take me home?" and it worked... although I question her intoxication level at the time. she maintains she was only "buzzed" __________________ Keeping it Godzira bishes. So I murdered another turbo

05-07-2003, 01:53 PM	#36
AceInHole Autox Technician Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: New Haven, CT Age: 44 Posts: 3,961 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: AceInHole Feedback Score: 0 reviews	From a recent AIM chat with the names taken out: the thing is does she like the stupid things you do cause then when you do good stuff she's all like "awwwwwww" and you're like "hey baby. i got a turbo in my pants and it's a T88 on the verge of spooling" and she's like "oh, back to you being ****ing stupid again" and you're like "no wait! it's ok.... i have extreme body rigidy from my Cusco STBs" "c'mon babe... i run high octane!" "let me lube u up like a good synthetic oil change" "i know my stick is a short shifter... but i can make it up with my hard clutching" "i got wider wheels at home i swear!!" "nah babe, i took out the back seat cause i knew i only got room for you" "i've got a 3" downpipe" __________________

05-07-2003, 02:37 PM	#38
Steeles Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 7th layer of hell, special pit of anger Age: 49 Posts: 3,785 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ruf dude check your pm's __________________ Keeping it Godzira bishes. So I murdered another turbo

05-07-2003, 05:12 PM	#39
ruf Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Reflex Racing, Los Angeles,TX Posts: 1,160 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Steeles - Oops! Sorry. Just sent you an e-mail. On topic: Give a girl a business card with this written on the back, "Smile if you want to sleep with me..." I thought that one was kinda funny. They say that a girl knows within 5 minutes of meeting you whether or not she'll sleep with you. I haven't seen this proven wrong yet. Usually I just compliment clothing/jewelry/eyes, buy them a drink, slip the rohypnol in there and... I dunno. Hanging out with fashion models too much has made me pretty flaming gay, so I know way too much about girl stuff. Get on the same plane with them, have a nice convo, then tell them I'm gay (jokingly, because of said proficiency with girly stuff) and have a good laugh about that. That invariably prompts the question "You're not really gay are you?" which leaves me open to reply "Why? Would if matter if I was?" After getting them to admit to me (and themselves) that they're interested in me, I tell them that I'm not gay and then spend the rest of the night/morning showing them... All in all, it's pretty much just about confidence. I suppose talking to them like "one of the girls" is what gives me that confidence, whereas other guys are just type-a pricks ("wanna **"- you'd be surprised how often this works. You just gotta have the thick skin for when it doesn't). I suppose my way of doing things is kinda roundabout, but it works for me. The failures are a little less painful as well. If she ends up not being into you, you end up with a new acquaintance instead of a knee in the groin. If you end up dumping her, you have a better chance of coming off as the good guy that it just didn't work out with. If you come off as the bad guy, at least having the reputation of being a "fag tease that doesn't know what he wants" is easier to shake off/disprove than "wife-beater in the making". Not saying that it's for everyone, but it works for me on the tough ones. Even so, you have to be a bad boy every now and then. For some reason, girls INVARIABLY like to be treated like *. I don't understand that one. Final note: Don't give her a compliment unless you are willing/able to follow it up with WHY. you1: "I really like your necklace." her thoughts: "This guy really thinks he's gonna get some." you2: "That's a really pretty necklace. Is it Tiffany?" her thoughts: "This guy really thinks he's gonna get some. And he's trying to impress me." you3: "That's a really pretty necklace. I've always liked that design. I got something like that for my sister last year. Is that Tiffany? It goes well with your outfit." her thoughts: "This guy ACTUALLY likes my necklace. I guess he has similar/good taste. And I can't tell if he's just trying to get in my pants." Same thing goes for eyes/clothes/etc. I've seen so many guys try to give that random compliment that they really don't mean to start a conversation, only to get shot down with a sarcastic "Thanks." Like I said before, it's not for everybody, but it works on the really hot ones that always get attention. Keep in mind that if they already want to bone, then none of this matters. No use trying to get in her pants when she wants you there already. Cut the small talk and get down to business. edit: one of my favorite pick up lines. "If you are a rich lady and I have boned you, please meet me at the nacho cart. If you are a rich lady that would like to be boned, please meet me at the nacho cart." Last edited by ruf; 05-07-2003 at 05:43 PM..*

05-08-2003, 09:50 AM	#43
Steeles Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 7th layer of hell, special pit of anger Age: 49 Posts: 3,785 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I just reread your post... how/why do you hang out with fashion models? lol and can you hook a brotha up? __________________ Keeping it Godzira bishes. So I murdered another turbo

05-07-2003, 12:21 PM	#34
gmgs14 Zilvia Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 222 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	A buddy of mine pulled this one out of his ass: "How would you like to take a fish net and treat me like a tuna?" I guess it actually worked for him a couple times.

05-07-2003, 02:01 PM	#37
ruf Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Reflex Racing, Los Angeles,TX Posts: 1,160 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Dang it. Now I have to go find that MSN page with all the pick up lines. Came out during Valentine's Day. It actually had some REALLY good ones.

05-08-2003, 10:11 AM	#44
ruf Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Reflex Racing, Los Angeles,TX Posts: 1,160 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Used to date one. She used to do runway and a little print and her roommate used to do print and tv. Actually, her roommate was on Elimidate. Kinda funny. Anyways, I hung out at the parties/shows with the other models and scouts and stuff. Fun social crowd. Kinda put that behind me now. Too little substance...

05-08-2003, 10:12 PM	#45
ALTRNTV Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Conference Posts: 9,429 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	guy: hey baby, wanna have some pizza and sex tonight? girl: (slaps guy) hell no! guy: what?? you don't like pizza??

05-09-2003, 09:08 AM	#47
ruf Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Reflex Racing, Los Angeles,TX Posts: 1,160 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Then why not bone Mary while Lindsay's in Hawaii? OOOOOOOOOOOO DAAAAAYAAAAAAM...

05-09-2003, 10:25 AM	#48
turtlepower240 Zilvia Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Atlanta Age: 39 Posts: 155 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	omgggggggggg i never even post on this forum and i'm being talked about??? wtf is this?!? __________________ ~mary

05-09-2003, 10:52 AM	#49
AceInHole Autox Technician Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: New Haven, CT Age: 44 Posts: 3,961 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: AceInHole Feedback Score: 0 reviews	maybe there's more than one Mary somewhere out there?? __________________

05-09-2003, 10:53 AM	#50
Dousan_PG Post Whore! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Orange County, California Age: 46 Posts: 16,640 Trader Rating: (23) Rides Gallery: Dousan_PG Feedback Score: 23 reviews	nah, that's the mary they are talking about. HA HA __________________ Aaron Pink GodziRa www.geocities.com/pink_godzira

05-09-2003, 10:57 AM	#51
turtlepower240 Zilvia Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Atlanta Age: 39 Posts: 155 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ace... there's only one mary __________________ ~mary

05-09-2003, 12:42 PM	#52
ruf Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Reflex Racing, Los Angeles,TX Posts: 1,160 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I just saw "turtlepower240" as the latest post in this forum and thought "O SNAP. " Oops... You weren't supposed to read that. hehehe!

05-09-2003, 12:58 PM	#53
turtlepower240 Zilvia Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Atlanta Age: 39 Posts: 155 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	yea that's what you get mister... i've got friends who post here... __________________ ~mary

05-09-2003, 04:23 PM	#57
AceInHole Autox Technician Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: New Haven, CT Age: 44 Posts: 3,961 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: AceInHole Feedback Score: 0 reviews	heh.. sorry... guess all the Marys i knew were just going under aliases or something but uh.... girl pops in, and no pickup lines in a thread like this.... sorta... odd.... __________________

05-09-2003, 04:31 PM	#58
ruf Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Reflex Racing, Los Angeles,TX Posts: 1,160 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Zilvia resident horndog Steeles is taking care of that...

05-09-2003, 06:34 PM	#59
Jim96SC2 Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Long Island, NY Age: 43 Posts: 405 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Mary, your pretty cute! Unfortunatly age has brought many good things, and also the fact I need to check ID's of girls I date now. __________________ Swap DONE: 40K Redtop, Greddy Turbo extension, Greddy DP, Greddy V-SPL FMIC, Greddy Hotpipe, HKS SSQV, Koyo Radiator, Toda Ultralight FW, Spec Stage 2 Clutch, ATS 2-way Diff., Rice-Boy Red Air Filter.