I Just stole 7 Racecars and My Nigerian scammer friend want a piece of the pie

[slowpo]

So this dude is trying to scamm me......he send me this letter.......

Date: 25 Dec 2008 00:29:27 -0500


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Ok to be Honest i didnt feel like Playing with this guy.
but fuck it, So i send this email. I was 100% he was not goin to reply

Dear Adamu

Dont be afraid by what I am going to tell you: Don't try to scam me because I know you are a scammer". I have a deal for you. I am some kind of scammer as well.
Ritchie "Sticky Fingers" Mccrow

2 days later he reply....and the soap-opera begin
He reply with a short email

Ritchie
Please Tell me more. about Your Deal.
Adamu

me and my Friend check the IP num and the signal come from..You guess it Lagos Nigeria.
Is time to Drop the Bomb..

Hi Adamu, if that is your real name

Basically, this bussiness goes this way, we have 6 race cars with faked chassis numbers, plates and documentation in one of our parking lots. They were part of an order by some Middle East clients, but they have canceled it due to the situation in all those countries at this moment. They just feel it is not safe neither for them nor for us to recieve the cars at this moment, and personally, I agree with them.

So now we have 6 Race Cars in Campton California. Due to safety reasons, we try not to sell cars in our own country because we could have a lot of problems with the law, in the same way I imagine you wouldn't try to scam a person in your home city.

We could sell them to anyone in an Eastern Country, but we want to give a try to the West African market. As far as we know, a thieve group from Arizona has already sent around 40 cars to North and West Africa during the last months, a situation which has raised their benefits a lot. We think there are more thieves groups exporting cars to Africa, and we want our piece of cake as well.

You and your group would be responsible to recieve, keep and sell the cars. These 6 Race Cars at the beggining, and if it works, as many as we can later. You will not be able to do this by yourself. We will negotiate your share of the sold cars once you agree to join this bussiness. We are still planning the best way to send the cars. Once we have a plan I will let you know, so you can calculate how many drivers, places to keep the cars, etc, you need.

We do not want newcomers in our bussiness, we need people who know how to deal with illegal matters and make them look legal, just like you, so make sure they have experience either as thiefs or scammers.
Right now i have two Partners Charlie"pretty boy"Gonzales, and Elmo"CookyMonster"Leroy

Generally, we are using a soft drink exportation company "DR Pepper" as a cover for this bussiness, and we bribe the customs agents so they are somewhere else when the cars arrive to their destinations.

As I told you, If you don't want to join this bussiness, you are free to leave without any problems as you still don't know anything about us.

So as a summary, this is what the bussiness is all about.

Kind regards.
Sticky Fingers"Mccrow

Then he send me a long ass email......

DEAR SIR Mccrow,

I DO RECEIVE YOUR EMAIL WITH THE BUSINESS PLAN, BEFORE I PROCEED, I WILL LIKE TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY SELF.

I BELIEVE THAT THIS EMAIL WILL REACH TO YOUR UNDERSTANDING, HOWEVER: IF YOU CALL ME A SCAMMER YOU’RE RIGHT.

BUT SOMETIMES IN LIFE, SITUATION ANY BODY MIGHT FOUND HIM OR HER SELF MIGHT CHANGE HIS OR HER FOCUS IN LIFE.

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I WAS BORN AND BROUGHT UP IN A GOOD CHRISTIAN FAMILY, MY PARENTS TRAINED ME THROUGHOUT MY EDUCATIONAL CAREER TO UNIVERSITY LEVEL.

BUT MY PARENTS HAVE BECAME OLD BY NOW WHICH THEY WILL NEED MY HELP TO ENABLE THEM SURVIVE A LIVING,.

BUT AFTER MY UNIVERSITY, IT IS VERY HARD FOR ME OR ANY BODY HERE IN OUR COUNTRY TO GET WORK, THE CAUSE OF THIS ISSUE IS AFRICAN GOVERNMENT

PARTERN: MORE EXPECIALLY IN OUR MOST BASIC COMPANIES, LIKE SHELL COMPANIES, PETROCHEMICAL COMPANIES, NICON COMPANIES, CEMENT COMPANIES, ZINC AND COLUMBITE COMPANIES ETC.

ANY BODY WHO DOES NOT HAVE A RELATION IN THIS ABOVE MENTIONED COMPANIES AND THE REST OF OTHER COMPANIES, AFTER GRADUATION IN SCHOOL WITH MASTER DEGREE, THE PERSON WILL FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO GET WORK IN ALL THOSE COMPANIES WHICH IS OUR GOVERNMENT CORRUPTION.

MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING THIS SCAMMING IS NOT THEY DESIRE TO DO IT, BUT DUE TO THERE IS NO WORK, BUT A MAN MUST TRY HOW TO SUCCEED IN THIS LIFE.

PERHAPS: I HAVE READ AND UNDERSTOOD THE BUSINESS PROPOSAL WHICH YOU HAVE DESIRE TO BRING ON MY WAY.

I HONOUR THE BUSINESS AND PROMISE YOU WITH THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE, AND I ALSO PROMISE TO FOLLOW YOU WITH TRUTH AND HONEST, DON’T REGARD ABOUT THE WORK THAT AM DOING, THAT IS NONSENCE, BUT THE PROBLEM WHILE AM DOING IT IS BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY HELPER IN MY FAMILY, MY PARENTS TRIED THEY BEST FOR ME BUT THEY HAVE BECAME OLD.

NOW” I AM THE FIRST IN OUR FAMILY WHO CARING FOR OTHER RESPONSIBILITY. BUT AM PRAYING TO GOD TO SHOW A LIGHT OF MERCY UPON MY LIFE IN THIS NEW YEAR 2009 SO THAT I CAN GET WORK, OR TRAVEL OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY WHERE I CAN SEE WORK THAT WILL SUSTAIN ME FOR A LIVING.

REGARDING THE PROPOSAL OF CARS, I HAVE MANY EXPIRIENCE IN TRANSPORTATION WHICH WAS MY MAIN THING AM STUDIED IN THE SCHOOL.

I WILL APPRECIATE IF THIS WILL NOT BE A JOKE, AND I PROMISE YOU THAT IF YOU SHIPPMENT CARS HERE IN AFRICA I WILL MARKET IT AND TAKE MY OWN PERCENTAGE DEPEND ON THE COMPROMISE WE MIGHT REACH.

BUT BELIEVE ME THAT MANY OF YOUR COUNTRY PEOPLE ARE HERE IN AFRICA DOING CAR BUSINESS HERE WHICH HAS A LOT OF INCOME, AND THE CAR BUSINESS IS MOVING WELL HERE, LIKE EUROPEAN OPTION SECOND HAND USE.

BUT BELIEVE THAT I AM NOT A GREED PERSON, IF THIS DEAL IS REAL NOT A JOKE, I WILL LIKE YOU TO COME HERE IN MY COUNTRY SO THAT WE CAN SEE FACE TO FACE AND DISCUSSED ABOUT THE BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.

SO THAT YOU CAN BUILD TRUST WITH ME AND KNOW WHERE AM LIVING, I AM A KIND OF PERSON WHO HAVE HUMAN CONCIENTS, ONLY GOD ABOVE KNOWS MY HEART, BUT DUE TO LACK OF WORK HERE IN MY COUNTRY THAT LEAD ME INTO SOMETHING WHICH IS NOT MY DESIRE.

I WILL LIKE YOU TO FIND A PLACE IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE ME FOR THE PAST.

I WILL NOT EXPLAIN TOO MUCH UNTILL I CONFIRM THAT THIS DEAL IS REAL NOT A JOKE, THEN I WILL TELL SOME OTHER THINGS IN DETAILS.

I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY LONG LIFE WITH PROSPERITY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

YOURS SINCERELY
Adamu

I Havent reply ill do it tommo

[Akiros]

whats up with a11 the nigerian threads 1ate1y ?

everyone gets this email, one guy posted something, and it was funny. but now its like, the thing to do ?

[ZilviaKid]

haha i lol'd

[Matej]

iS LEEROY TREATIN U GOOD? TELL HIM BOUT DA ICECREAM CHAIR... HE'LL KNOW WUT I MEAN LOLz

[slowpo]

Originally Posted by Akiros

whats up with a11 the nigerian threads 1ate1y ?

everyone gets this email, one guy posted something, and it was funny. but now its like, the thing to do ?

Your Correct Sir. shit is like crack

[Akiros]

Just some captain crunch trickazz busta shit lookalike wana-b. oftn imated neva dup'd.

[ATLspeed]

pazazzle-zazzle

-holla-day inn

lol

[S13_Nightkid]

no dice mandi, them nigeriansz aint gettin mah paypaa

[slowpo]

DARKNESSSSSSSS

[2iv0 sx]

Start to exchange pics now haha

BUT BELIEVE THAT I AM NOT A GREED PERSON, IF THIS DEAL IS REAL NOT A JOKE, I WILL LIKE YOU TO COME HERE IN MY COUNTRY SO THAT WE CAN SEE FACE TO FACE AND DISCUSSED ABOUT THE BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.

SO THAT YOU CAN BUILD TRUST WITH ME AND KNOW WHERE AM LIVING, I AM A KIND OF PERSON WHO HAVE HUMAN CONCIENTS, ONLY GOD ABOVE KNOWS MY HEART, BUT DUE TO LACK OF WORK HERE IN MY COUNTRY THAT LEAD ME INTO SOMETHING WHICH IS NOT MY DESIRE.

I WILL LIKE YOU TO FIND A PLACE IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE ME FOR THE PAST.

Scary and funny at the same time! lol wow...

Haha We should all reply regarding the same thing

[tamiya_s2000]

lol here we go agen...

[origin_s135]

WOW. good shit! he's very serious.

[SeenSense]

If you read his reply you would see the situation for what it is. He is just trying to survive. Its sad that he is doing it through scamming though...

Then again maybe he has scammed people out of their hard-earned money and is just trying to do it again. In that case no mercy

[JDMSTYLE]

haha! what a great guy!

[JeremyR]

get all trickass bustah on that bitch!

[deolio]

Originally Posted by Matej

iS LEEROY TREATIN U GOOD? TELL HIM BOUT DA ICECREAM CHAIR... HE'LL KNOW WUT I MEAN LOLz

scamming a scammer is brilliant!

[vin diesel]

Elmo"KoukiMonster"Leroy

[Otto347]

I dont know why but I was reading your replies with a heavy Russian accent in my head lol

[slowpo]

Originally Posted by Otto347

I dont know why but I was reading your replies with a heavy Russian accent in my head lol

You just gave me an Idea...

[Kn1ves]

I kind of feel bad for him.

[blaze]

Originally Posted by Akiros

whats up with a11 the nigerian threads 1ate1y ?

everyone gets this email, one guy posted something, and it was funny. but now its like, the thing to do ?

im with this guy.

enough with these threads already....

[slowpo]

After reading hes last email i was crying and shit.
This Scammer seen alittle more smart than H4j1 remember him
i reply with this..

Dear Adamu.

I don't have anything to say about your past as a scammer, you don't need me to forgive you about anything. I steal cars and sell crack to kids i do that for a living and I have no remorse, so do not worry about what I think about your past, and of course, you don't have to justify anything to me. I don't mind about the rest of businesses you are running. as long as it does not affect or compete against mine, which is robbed car sales.
I have chosen you because you are a good liar, you are not greedy.
The fact that you have studied at a University makes everything even better, as in one of the steps you will have to join our fake export company as a transport consultant.
So the American bureaucracy system does not smell rat. That is how we normally do it when we ship cars to Eastern countries.
Bear in mind that this is a bussiness in which we sell robbed cars, but in the end it is a bussiness. We have clients to who we have to treat with respect and education. We have a product, our clients the money, we make a deal. It is as simple as that. We all win.
Obviously, this is not a joke at all. We have been doing this for many years and it is a very profitable bussiness, but we want it to be even better. We already know that a lot of robbed cars have been shipped to Nigeria, Senegal, Ivory Coast, etc, that is why we want to start selling our cars there.
I would love to, but I am not going to your country yet, as I have had an issue with the Damn American justice recently. This problem is not related to my bussiness at all, but because...uhmm *sigh* I'm goin to tell you something. I'm Russian I used to work for the Russian mafia, I was in the sunny Coast of Alaska 23 years ago I had some cargo i in my Boat "kouki" Then the Coast Guard Stop me and They Found 500kilos
Of pure Colombian Cocaine 99.9% pure.
And then they found 3 thai hookers later i found out that one was a ladyboy. Maybe thats why sometimes i wake up with my butt alittle sore.
So i when to jail For 20 years. And the CIA,FBI are watching me, Therefore, by the moment I cannot travel outside The USA and i cant Not call you by phone. I could send one of my men though, we'll see. I have two guys that i trust with all my heart Prettyboy and Cookymonster.. Let me tell you How i met them. When i was in jail, i met Two good Guys, we are like Brothers now. Charlie 'prettyboy' Gonzales and Elmo 'cookymonster' Leroy. Prettyboy was in jail becouse he was/is a Child Molester and Cookymonster was there becouse he beat hes how mother with a Stick.
But beside that their good people.
But anyway, let's get into bussiness then. We have some things to negotiate.

Which are your conditions for this bussiness? Do not be afraid to tell me your expectations, we are both honour men and we are just negotiating.
One more thing Can you Please send me a picture of you. Im goin to send you one of my pictures so you know how i look. and please call me by my nickname..

Kindest regards.
Stickyfingers.

LOL you guys didnt see that one coming ..DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER AKA STICKY FINGERS

oh shit he reply back...this dude is serious

DEAR SIR : Stickyfingers,

I HONOUR YOUR WORDS BECAUSE WITH UNDERSTANDING AND WISDOM, WE COULD BE ABLE TO ACHEIVE SUCCESS IN THIS DEAL.

I WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT THIS DEAL WILL BENEFIT YOU MOST MORETHAN THE LEVEL OF YOUR EXPECTATION.

HERE IN MY COUNTRY THE MOST PROSPERING BUSINESS HERE IS TRANSPORTATION WHICH THOSE THAT IMPORTING CARS FROM AMERICA AND EUROPE AS WELL ARE MAKING A LOT OF PROFIT.

THERE IS A FRIEND OF MINE WHO IS INTO USE CARS BUSINESS, HE ALWAYS IMPORTING CARS FROM ZURICH AND GENEVA FROM SWITZERLAND.

NOT WITHSTANDING, CAR BUSINESS HERE IN MY COUNTRY WILL PROFIT US A LOT BECAUSE IT IS A BUSINESS WHICH CAN FETCH US A LOT OF GAIN IN RETURN.

BUT I WANT YOU TO HAVE FULL CONFIDENT IN ME BY DEALING TOGETHER IN THIS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.

I HAVE A LOT OF EXPIRIENCES TO SHARE AND MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROSPER MORETHAN HOW YOU EXPECT IT TO BE.

IF YOU DOUBT ME, WE CAN MAKE AN OATH BETWEEN US SO THAT YOU CAN BUILD CONFIDENCE IN ME.

THE ONLY THING THAT WILL MAKE THIS BUSINESS TO PROSPER IS WHEN WE ENRICHED WITH UNDERSTANDING, WISDOM, CONFIDENT AND TRUST.

BUT IF YOU CAN NOT BE ABLE TO COME OVER HERE, I PREFARE IF YOU CAN SEND ONE OF YOUR MEN, SO THAT AS SOON AS HE ARRIVE IN OUR INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, I WILL GO AND WELCOME HIM AND SHOW HIM THE SITE WHERE WE CAN SAMPLE THE CARS FOR SALE.

ANOTHER SUGGESTION IS THAT, IF THE PRICE OF THE CARS IS GOOD, WE CAN SOLD IT TO RETAILERS WHO CAN PAY US THE MONEY INSTANTLY, THEN YOU CAN RETURN BACK WITH THE MONEY TO SHIPPING ANOTHER CONSIGNMENT.

EVERYTHING IS DEPEND ON YOU, ANY HOW YOU WOULD LIKE IT, AM READY TO WORK WITH YOU AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU WILL BE HAPPY WITH A LOT OF PROFIT.

I DON’T HAVE MUCH TO EXPLAIN TO YOU CONCERNING THE NEGOTIATION, EVERYTHING IS CLEAR AND WE WILL PROSPER.

THIS IS A BUSINESS WHICH WILL REQUIRED YOU’RE PRESENT OR A PRESENT OF ANY OF YOUR MEN. SO THAT BOTH OF US CAN BUILD TRUST TO EACH OTHER.

BUT IN TERMS OF THIS CAR BUSINESS, IVORY COAST IS RATED AMONG ALL AFRICAN COUNTRIES WHERE YOU CAN DO CAR BUSINESS AND GET A LOT OF INTEREST, MOREOVER OUR COUNTRY HAS ENOUGH SECURITY THAT GUARD US. THERE IS NOTHING LIKE ARM ROBBERS HERE.
SO IM LOOKING FORWARD FOR YOUR REPLY. THANK YOU FOR THE PICTURES I'LL TRY TO SEND YOU ONE TOMORROW.
ADAMU

i was just watching 'gone is 60 sec' anyway
this dude talk to much so im goin to start been Brief.

Hi Adamu.

I am sorry I could not answer you sooner, as I just came back from one of our operations. I fully trust you, as I would trust any of my associates if I had a normal company. We are working together for a profit for both of us: the more profit we both have today, the more profit we will both have next month. This is a very good opportunity for you, and you are not a stupid person. You know you can earn a lot of moneyworking with me, and that is why I am not afraid.
Listen i just came back from the Garage where we have the 7 cars i took some pics so you can see. talk to you later my dear brother
Stickyfingers.

Oh god i cant believe all this cars are goin to Nigeria

DEAR STICKYFINGERS,

THANK YOU FOR YOUR EMAIL, THOSE ARE BEAUTIFUL CARS SIR. I WILL LIKE TO HAVE ONLY 10% FOR THIS DEAL.

PERHAPS: I WANT TO KNOW WHETHER SPAIN HAS SEA PORT?. BECAUSE I HAVE ONE OF MY COUNTRY PERSON WHO LIVES IN REAL MARL0CA, HE ALWAYS SHIPPED CARS TO AFRICA THROUGH GERMANY SEA PORT.

I HAVE A LOT THINGS TO CLERIFY WITH YOU. WE BOTH AGREED FOR THIS DEAL, BUT AS A MAN OF UNDERSTANDING, CAN YOU SHIP CARS TO IVORY COAST WITHOUT KNOWING ME INPERSON?

AS I STATED EARLIER, IT WILL BE A GOOD OMEN IF YOU OR ANY OF YOUR GROUP WILL COME HERE AND SEE ME INPERSON AND WE HAVE A FACE TO FACE DISCUSSION. DON'T TAKE ME BY CHANCE.

I WILL LIKE YOU TO COME HERE IN MY COUNTRY OR YOU SEND SOMEBODY IF THIS IS A REAL DEAL.

I PROMISE TO SELF GUARD YOU AND PROTECT YOUR DIGNITY, I WILL WELCOME YOU OR ANY OF YOU MEN HERE IN OUR INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT WITH SOME OF MY FRIENDS WHO ARE MILITARY POLICE MEN WHO WILL GUARD YOU AND PROTECT YOUR SECURITY UNTIL YOU GO BACK.

I HAVE REPUTATION HERE IN OUR COUNTRY, JUST LET ME KNOW THE DAY OR THE DATE YOU OR ANY OF YOUR MEN WILL COME SO THAT I WILL ARRANGE SOME OF MY MEN WHO ARE INTO MILITARY FORCE WHO WILL GUARD YOU OR ANY OF YOUR MEN.

WHY AM TELLING YOU THIS IS BECAUSE MEN OF WISEST SAYS THAT: NO GRAVITY OF RAINFALL CAN WASH AWAY THE COLOURS ON THE LEOPARD SKIN.

DON'T COMPROMISE OVER MY ABOVE STATEMENT, IF YOU REALLY MEAN THAT THIS DEAL IS TRUE NOT JUST A TRAP, THEN LET US HAVE SOMETHING BETWEEN US THAT WILL IMMENCELY DEVOTE A TRUST AND AGREEMENT BETWEEN US.

IF THIS DEAL IS TRUE, I WILL HUMBLY PARTICIPATE ON IT AND FOLLOW YOU WITH TRUTH AND HONEST TO THE LEVEL OF YOUR UNEXPECTATION.
PRECISELY; I HAVE SENT YOU PICTURE
THANK YOU
ADAMU

oh shit i think im goin to send my fake gay character "Cody Floriant:ghey: to Africa to meet with this peopleStay tune peace

[keistyle]

(what)(what) in the butt

[BustedS13]

i actually feel bad for the dude. i have no problem believing that there's shit for work in nigeria. and dude clearly knows at least two languages. he should move here and chase the dream or something.

[slowpo]

[BustedS13]

Originally Posted by slowpo

i saw him live last winter, i thought he'd do what what and then do some funny songs or just some normal songs or something
but they're all really, really gay

[slowpo]

Originally Posted by BustedS13

i actually feel bad for the dude. i have no problem believing that there's shit for work in nigeria. and dude clearly knows at least two languages. he should move here and chase the dream or something.

thats the main weapon of a scammer they make you feel sorry for them..

[mkiv98]

that's too bad. it does sound like a real dilemma...

no idea what it's like there though, so i cant say anything. seems like a crappy situation for him. i wonder if he got an opportunity over here if he would still be a scammer/thief...

[mkiv98]

Originally Posted by BustedS13

i saw him live last winter, i thought he'd do what what and then do some funny songs or just some normal songs or something
but they're all really, really gay

so what was the concert like and why were you there? did you enjoy it? :ghey:

[BrokenWhite240]

Haha this is so awsome