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soreballz · 03-18-2009, 06:29 PM

Muscle tension, back problems, knots, whatever...

My lady friend recently completed her massage therapy schooling, and she needs clients to practice on and hone her skills. She is a CERTIFIED massage therapist.

She works for tips (not those kind of tips, ya perverts), "suggested" tips would be 20 bucks per 30 minute session.

She lives in Riverside, but is willing to travel to your location for a small fee (gas).

PM me if you're interested and want more info.

Oh, and this should go without saying, but... NO FUCKING HAPPY ENDINGS. lol

ESmorz · 03-18-2009, 06:33 PM

You lost me at the red part.

1989rps13 · 03-18-2009, 06:38 PM

pics of the lady friend......

karl wasabi · 03-18-2009, 06:41 PM

No happy endings? That is completely unacceptable.

Xbroke_kidX · 03-18-2009, 07:09 PM

hahahaha can i get a free sample first?

soreballz · 03-18-2009, 07:23 PM

Happy endings are for me only. lol
Well... MAAAAAYBE for Teddy and Johnnie. MAYBE.

ESmorz · 03-18-2009, 07:34 PM

Sharing is caring...

soreballz · 03-18-2009, 07:39 PM

Oh, she models, too, so if your car is sexy, and you want a sexy girl to pose with it or some lame shit like that, that's cool too. lol

Vatche · 03-18-2009, 09:04 PM

hey ill do it, as long as shes ok with hairy backs.

soreballz · 03-18-2009, 09:27 PM

^I should probably note, she needs to train on people, not bears, Vatche.

Nah, she's cool with hairy backs. lol

C. Senor · 03-18-2009, 09:49 PM

why does she look familiar and why am i not on that list?!

but yay for being cool with hairy backs. i'm honestly down. some time like monday or tuesday next week. 20 bucks/minute is very doable.

today i found out i fucked up my back and will now be going to physical therapy, so this might also help.

Vatche · 03-18-2009, 09:59 PM

ive needed a massage for a long time. and she better be ok with hairy backs. cuz thats what real men are made of.

haha hahaha

1989rps13 · 03-18-2009, 10:24 PM

Shes cute and all but like my sig says, " I never give a hoe enough to catch the bus."

soreballz · 03-18-2009, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by C. Senor

why does she look familiar and why am i not on that list?!

but yay for being cool with hairy backs. i'm honestly down. some time like monday or tuesday next week. 20 bucks/minute is very doable.

today i found out i fucked up my back and will now be going to physical therapy, so this might also help.

She looks familiar because she's Nikky, and you've met her. lol

Vatche · 03-18-2009, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 1989rps13

Shes cute and all but like my sig says, " I never give a hoe enough to catch the bus."

you dont have a sig. unfortunately.

and alex, you have met her. she came to the diamond plaza meets with us back in the day with kyle

usdm180sx · 03-18-2009, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by 1989rps13

Shes cute and all but like my sig says, " I never give a hoe enough to catch the bus."

I don't think you have to worry about that. She wouldn't waste any time chasing someone like you

2iv0 sx · 03-18-2009, 10:57 PM

All of a sudden I have this shooting pain in my back..

1989rps13 · 03-18-2009, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by usdm180sx

I don't think you have to worry about that. She wouldn't waste any time chasing someone like you

Hey grandpa, its all good cause i dont chase em i replace em. Got that? I'm younging and not old age saggin features

I got more of a chance to hit a young girl than you and if they would be around you it's for the moneeey

I wouldn't be surprised if your old ass is single

You fucken fool. LOL.

Vatche · 03-18-2009, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 1989rps13

Hey grandpa, its all good cause i dont chase em i replace em. Got that? I'm younging and not old age saggin features

I got more of a chance to hit a young girl than you and if they would be around you it's for the moneeey

I wouldn't be surprised if your old ass is single

You fucken fool. LOL.

who are you exactly again? nobody?
you gotta be kidding me man, how old r u exactly? like 16?

anywayz ill make a quote too.

"you betta check yo self befo you reck yo self." -normthug.

***CrimsonRockett*** · 03-18-2009, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 1989rps13

Hey grandpa, its all good cause i dont chase em i replace em. Got that? I'm younging and not old age saggin features

I got more of a chance to hit a young girl than you and if they would be around you it's for the moneeey

I wouldn't be surprised if your old ass is single

You fucken fool. LOL.

Pretty sure they wouldn't be around you for the money because we all know how you like to buy them dinner off the dollar menu.

C. Senor · 03-18-2009, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by soreballz

She looks familiar because she's Nikky, and you've met her. lol

oh yeah....then in that case....never mind i'll go else where. lol she's pretty cute...that felt weird saying

haha. seriously though i'm down. let me know.

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Originally Posted by sr20detman

and alex, you have met her. she came to the diamond plaza meets with us back in the day with kyle

yeah i know i was just messing around with him. geez vatche you need some coffee bean....or that nasty ass tea. haha.

oh damn...norm you better regulate on his ass!

murda-c · 03-18-2009, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 2iv0 sx

All of a sudden I have this shooting pain in my back..

shooting is right.

mrflip69 · 03-18-2009, 11:18 PM

NO COMMERCIAL POSTS

haha jp :P

She do Thai massage?

usdm180sx · 03-18-2009, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1989rps13

Hey grandpa, its all good cause i dont chase em i replace em. Got that? I'm younging and not old age saggin features

I got more of a chance to hit a young girl than you and if they would be around you it's for the moneeey

I wouldn't be surprised if your old ass is single

You fucken fool. LOL.

When I'm 80 I'll still have more game than you haha

Anywayz, I'm down. Photoshoot with my car after?

1989rps13 · 03-18-2009, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CrimsonRockett

Pretty sure they wouldn't be around you for the money because we all know how you like to buy them dinner off the dollar menu.

Word up no chick is gonna stick me for my paper. That's the difference between me and you. You dine your girl and treat her and i don't

. Then again theres a difference between where you and I are in life. I'm a cheap dude and i know how to work my way around the female that it won't matter you see. Thats the reason i got what i got son and it won't reflect in my car but sure does in my bank account

. My style is more sicker than yours. If you were to lend me your girl for a day wooo you wouldn't know son.

1989rps13 · 03-18-2009, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by usdm180sx

When I'm 80 I'll still have more game than you haha

Anywayz, I'm down. Photoshoot with my car after?

LOL. Can you even run at your age right now?

DataXUnknown · 03-18-2009, 11:25 PM

Haha how come Nikky didn't tell me this? I worked 25 hours, ran 10 miles, along with only sleeping for a total of about 9 hours within the last 3 days. I need a message pretty badly.

bardabe · 03-18-2009, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by karl wasabi

No happy endings? That is completely unacceptable.

i'm with karl.... *sigh*

***CrimsonRockett*** · 03-18-2009, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 1989rps13

Then again theres a difference between where you and I are in life. I'm a cheap dude and i know how to work my way around the female that it won't matter you see. Thats the reason i got what i got son and it won't reflect in my car but sure does in my bank account.

I have a "friend" with over 20k in his bank account, yet he's the most pathetic person I've met in my entire life. So, remember, money isn't everything.

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Originally Posted by 1989rps13

My style is more sicker than yours.

If you say so.

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Originally Posted by 1989rps13

If you were to lend me your girl for a day wooo you wouldn't know son.

Oh, I would know. She'd laugh in your face and drive away still laughing.

Please, continue talking about your so-called "game".

Anywho, Nikky is awesome.

^_^

She looks totally different from the last time I saw her.

Then again, I don't remember much from that night.

Haha.

usdm180sx · 03-18-2009, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by 1989rps13

LOL. Can you even run at your age right now?

How about me, mario and everyone else that knows how much of a douchebag you really are meet up with you at this meet so that you could find out lino? Fuck, there's even someone who has their sig demonstrating how much of a douchebag you are. Bring it on anytime son.

That is, if you can afford busfare from perris. We'll be waiting for you

03-18-2009, 06:33 PM	#2
ESmorz Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It Looks Like A Dong Posts: 6,902 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	You lost me at the red part. __________________

03-18-2009, 06:41 PM	#4
karl wasabi Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Walnut/SoCal Posts: 3,898 Trader Rating: (41) Feedback Score: 41 reviews	No happy endings? That is completely unacceptable. __________________ Karl Wasabi Private Seller - Review Thread

03-18-2009, 07:34 PM	#7
ESmorz Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It Looks Like A Dong Posts: 6,902 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Sharing is caring... __________________

03-18-2009, 09:49 PM	#11
C. Senor Post Whore! Join Date: May 2006 Location: cali Posts: 3,488 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	why does she look familiar and why am i not on that list?! but yay for being cool with hairy backs. i'm honestly down. some time like monday or tuesday next week. 20 bucks/minute is very doable. today i found out i fucked up my back and will now be going to physical therapy, so this might also help. __________________ Don't forget to tell your mom, she ran out of eggs this morning!

03-18-2009, 06:38 PM	#3
1989rps13 BANNED Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: socal Posts: 1,499 Trader Rating: (10) Feedback Score: 10 reviews	pics of the lady friend......

03-18-2009, 07:09 PM	#5
Xbroke_kidX Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mordor Posts: 1,113 Trader Rating: (8) Feedback Score: 8 reviews	hahahaha can i get a free sample first?

03-18-2009, 10:24 PM	#13
1989rps13 BANNED Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: socal Posts: 1,499 Trader Rating: (10) Feedback Score: 10 reviews	Shes cute and all but like my sig says, " I never give a hoe enough to catch the bus."

03-18-2009, 10:57 PM	#17
2iv0 sx Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Lng Bch Calfna Posts: 1,442 Trader Rating: (20) Feedback Score: 20 reviews	All of a sudden I have this shooting pain in my back..

03-18-2009, 11:18 PM	#23
mrflip69 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: La Crescenta, CA Posts: 603 Trader Rating: (19) Feedback Score: 19 reviews	NO COMMERCIAL POSTS haha jp :P She do Thai massage?

03-18-2009, 11:25 PM	#27
DataXUnknown Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mission Viejo, CA Age: 35 Posts: 2,934 Trader Rating: (30) Rides Gallery: DataXUnknown Feedback Score: 30 reviews	Haha how come Nikky didn't tell me this? I worked 25 hours, ran 10 miles, along with only sleeping for a total of about 9 hours within the last 3 days. I need a message pretty badly.