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BustedS13 · 11-02-2009, 03:24 AM

oh my god the thought is so gross
makes my asshole sceech
like my asshole dragged itself across a chalk board

deolio · 11-02-2009, 03:58 AM

god i hate cats

Howard92884 · 11-02-2009, 05:35 AM

I'm sitting at the airport right now and the guy next to me just looked at my blackberry and seen the title of this thread and almost spit up his coffee.

*fliprayzin240sx* · 11-02-2009, 06:12 AM

Doesnt dogs have it too?!?!

IIIXziuR · 11-02-2009, 06:38 AM

What does it mean? I'm lost.

murda-c · 11-02-2009, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by IIIXziuR

What does it mean? I'm lost.

**ThatGuy** · 11-02-2009, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by fliprayzin240sx

Doesnt dogs have it too?!?!

I believe all felines and canines do.

punxva · 11-02-2009, 07:26 AM

yeah they usually do it by themselves when they poop, but most dogs and cats don't do it though so you have to manually do it. Nasty smelling stuff

zenki.life · 11-02-2009, 08:27 AM

WTF?

seriously busteds13?

for what purpose do you post this? lol

S14_Kouki · 11-02-2009, 08:39 AM

This is the grosses thread iv prob ever seen even tho it has to do with nature.

*DALAZ_68* · 11-02-2009, 08:41 AM

this has to be the worst useless thread he's made...

Taniguchi_Is_#1 · 11-02-2009, 09:22 AM

mike rowe had to do this when he was a dog groomer on dirty jobs.

Daniel. · 11-02-2009, 10:14 AM

I have to have this done for my three cats. *shrug*

It's part of being a pet owner.

bigOdom1 · 11-02-2009, 10:17 AM

when you dog scoots his ass across your carpet he is doing it himself.

ZilviaKid · 11-02-2009, 10:51 AM

wtf ive had a cat for 14 years and ive never had to express its asshole..

thank fucking god

Agamemnon · 11-02-2009, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by bigOdom1

when you dog scoots his ass across your carpet he is doing it himself.

I always thought this was an indication that the dog had worms.

let5l1de · 11-02-2009, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Agamemnon

I always thought this was an indication that the dog had worms.

Or maybe it had not licked its ass clean enough and developed an itch.

that video made my coffee came back up a little...

~m

tricky_ab · 11-02-2009, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Howard92884

I'm sitting at the airport right now and the guy next to me just looked at my blackberry and seen the title of this thread and almost spit up his coffee.

I wouldn't know what to think of it either...

Slammed180 · 11-02-2009, 11:37 AM

I hate both my dog, and my cat right now.

Bubbles · 11-02-2009, 08:57 PM

If my dog needed my finger to enter his anus, he's getting a bullet to enter his dumb little skull.

Cats are already fair game as it is.

***FaLKoN240*** · 11-02-2009, 08:59 PM

That is why i don't let my fucking cat in my room.

sevenstar · 11-02-2009, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by fliprayzin240sx

Doesnt dogs have it too?!?!

omg go into petco groomer and ask them about squeezing the anal glands when grooming your animal, is a common practice

articdragon192 · 11-03-2009, 01:49 AM

HAHAHAHAHHAHA omg, this thread is too funny

g-via · 11-03-2009, 02:02 AM

bleh

i didn't need to see that

BustedS13 · 11-03-2009, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sevenstar

omg go into petco groomer and ask them about squeezing the anal glands when grooming your animal, is a common practice

oh, it's common, that makes it less horrifying

DataXUnknown · 11-03-2009, 02:26 AM

I'm gunna express my anal glands here pretty soon. I shit you not.

Matej · 11-03-2009, 04:34 AM

Goatse Pet Grooming Services.

LeftNutOfGowd · 11-03-2009, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by murda-c

SERIOUSLY DUDE THAT JUST KILLED MY DAY

Dirty Habit · 11-03-2009, 08:03 AM

This happens to one of my basset hounds on occasion.

My girl does it and I usually end up taking her out someplace nice. lol.

BTW. It could be the fucking nastiest smell ever.

kandyflip445 · 11-03-2009, 08:06 AM

So they have 3 buttholes?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Well, I guess not really. Wtf is the purpose of anal glands?

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S14_Kouki Nissanaholic! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,947 Trader Rating: (4) Feedback Score: 4 reviews	This is the grosses thread iv prob ever seen even tho it has to do with nature.

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11-02-2009, 10:17 AM	#14
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