Getting into trouble at School

[Flexin]

so I searched and didn't find anything so;

What was the worst trouble/ punishment you got at school whether it be elementary high school or college?

I'll start, Today i had a principle come get my out of class and i had NO idea what was going on (Ive only got a detention once from 8th-junior year, perfect attendence etc) she was like is there anything on your phone I should know about? I was going through my phone in my head and couldnt think of anything so I said no, well i go to her office and there is an officer standing there and Im thinking wtf is going on, well apparently when i was in class this girl thought i had a picture of a fellow classmate on my phone and to show it to the freshmen in our class so i found a picture of some naked woman on my phone and showed it to them (I sat it on there desk without looking at them and said look if you want) then i took it and continued my work. well apparently some people got offended and told, so my punishments are:
-suspended 10 days
-possible expulsion from a semester to a year
-a file with emc and possible felony/ become a registered sex offender (the officer said this was unlikely)
-and waiting for my parents to get home to see what my father will break over my head

so everyone, Share your stories!

[badbob2121]

i skipped alot of classes in high school

when my class principal caught up on all my absences and totaled up all the detentions and Saturday schools i owed, it was something like 2 months of saturday school, which blows

so i came up with the idea of telling my principal that i had IBS (Irritable bowl syndrome) and the reason i was missing classes was because of this syndrome and i wasn't comfortable having to go in public restrooms, so i went home (reason for missing classes). So i made a doctors apt, lied to the doctor (because i researched early stages are hard to diagnose), got the doctors note and gave it to my principal and cleared me of all my Saturday schools. From then on, if i needed "to go take care of my personal problem" i just called his phone directly and told him i had to go home... so skipping classes pretty much became legal for me.. thought i might as well share this story

[turbociv910]

My school has a no leave policy for lunch. I never ate the school provided food. I would always opt for the subway or similar lunch. All within 2 miles from school. Always got cought. Parents didnt care when they tried to tell them i had broken the "rules". It got to a point where this happened daily. They didnt want to suspend me becuase i wasnt missing class or causing a disruption. I eventually came up with the excuse that the school didnt provide gluten free food that i was allergic too. They let me go no problems after that. I even made a few bucks charging ppl to bring them food :P.

Middle school, I would always get in trouble for talking. regularly recieved in school suspension, clean up duties and physical punishment(laps n the gym, etc)

Never got in any fights or was suspended in high school, though my buddy mooned me in PE and he did.

[HyperTek]

Originally Posted by Flexin

so I searched and didn't find anything so;

What was the worst trouble/ punishment you got at school whether it be elementary high school or college?

I'll start, Today i had a principle come get my out of class and i had NO idea what was going on (Ive only got a detention once from 8th-junior year, perfect attendence etc) she was like is there anything on your phone I should know about? I was going through my phone in my head and couldnt think of anything so I said no, well i go to her office and there is an officer standing there and Im thinking wtf is going on, well apparently when i was in class this girl thought i had a picture of a fellow classmate on my phone and to show it to the freshmen in our class so i found a picture of some naked woman on my phone and showed it to them (I sat it on there desk without looking at them and said look if you want) then i took it and continued my work. well apparently some people got offended and told, so my punishments are:
-suspended 10 days
-possible expulsion from a semester to a year
-a file with emc and possible felony/ become a registered sex offender (the officer said this was unlikely)
-and waiting for my parents to get home to see what my father will break over my head

so everyone, Share your stories!

That is way too extreme.. always the ugly bitches who get offended of even couples kissing on campus lol.. This must be highschool i presume, lucky you even have a cell phone at that age lol.

Think Ive gotten into a few fights before in highschool.. usually its the real stupid/low IQ students that always want to pick fights. But back than no one would bring weapons like todays kids.

I had to take a summer class once because I messed around in english class. Ive had numerous detentions . but other then that, i was a decent student.
I was on the football team, but because I did not officially have it on my class registration, I had to make up a semester or 2 of PE to graduate, so I joined the soccer team as a manager lol

The mexican kids with the hondas wanted to race me for gas money , I never did that sort of thing but my 240 could have easily took em lol

6th grade I was throwing little rocks randomly at one of the other lines of students (this was when recess ended and you have to line up with your class before returning back to the classroom).. We where in the library when the principle walked in and called me out screaming.. freaked me out. got suspended for 1 day.

[flip3d]

I got suspended in middle school all the time for random shit. The administrator and my mom were on a first name basis.

Off the top of my head...

Threw a textbook at another student.
Fighting
Verbally threatening other students lives
Fighting

Got expelled in 8th grade for possession. Went to alternative school for 2 months until they realized it wasn't mine and I was allowed to go back to my school.

Had to go to summer school every year because I fucked around too much and got shitty grades. 6th, 7th, 8th grade.

I loved high school. Never got in trouble because there were so many students.

I photoshopped my name and student number onto a friends schedule so I could leave school two periods early for OJT.

Skipped soooo many classes.

And I still graduated with my class with a 2.05GPA.

Finishing up a B.S. in information technology now :-P

[Flexin]

wow you guys are repeat offenders haha.
the only other time i got introuble was one time in ceramics we had a sub and everyone was fucking around and throwing clay, I threw one on the ceiling lke everyone else and the teacher was giving a lecture about it the next day and i saw a friend cracking up, so naturally i did too, so the teacher starts yelling directly at us and refers us to the office, my administrator was a dick and i got 2hr of detention and detention was actually pretty fun so its a win win

[Forte EXE]

I barely ever attended class when I was in highschool, especially after I got my first car.

I have a bunch of stories, but this one sticks out the most.

At my high school, we had a study hall period and our teacher was this older southern lady with a heavy southern accent. So we were on the computer's looking at shoes and what not. I found some clay, made it into the shape of a penis and balls. This was right after Superbad came out.

By the time class ended I left the clay model hanging on the printer. Next day my friend and i come back to class, we get pulled to the principal's office. Starts giving us a lecture about being productive citizens blah blah blah.

Long story short we got suspended for 2 days and could be facing sexual harassment charges. Never happened, but the look on the principal's face when he read what the teacher wrote us up for was priceless.

[TheWolf]

Drove my truck through school... up and down the halls... front to back.. they didn't like that..

[240Shwag]

I got expelled in middle school for smoking in the bathroom. Kinda a long story but the school somehow pressed charges against me for arson and I had to go to court and get a lawyer and shit. The charges got dropped but that was some bullshit. After then I went to the badass kids school and I got the fuck back into the normal highschool and finished it off from there. I got caught smoking a couple times in highschool but nobody gave a shit.

EDIT: The strange part about all this, is that nobody wanted to fuck me in school, being the first kid in middle school in our area to get arrested and taken out in cuffs and all.

[Grocery Cart]

I like where this is going..

Umm.. Top of my head.

One time in 8th grade during homecoming week I collected some wet toilet paper in some ladies yard while I waited for the bus and it turned out around the size of a soccer ball. I made two and shoved them in my backpack. On the way home I was on the bus with them waiting for people to pass. First one went out the window and hit this guy in a red convertible. Second one went out and hit the windshield of a truck. Turned around and awaited his reaction. Pulled into a parking lot, and came after us.
It was a mother fucking Sheriff. So I got arrested off the bus onside the highway. That pleased my mom..

Another time in 7th grade this kid came behind me and tried to t-bag me. I didn't know who it was so I grabbed their crotch and threw them down and started hitting him. Teachers got me off, turns out it was one of my friends. Whoops.

A few months later me and that same kid got into an argument and he threw a pair of scissors at me in art. I got pissed off and stabbed him in the eye with a marker. The fat ones, not the skinny ones.

I've always done this thing where in class I would stick my head in my backpack during a test or something where everyone's quiet, and yell at the top of my lungs a random curse word for about 3-4 seconds. I do it in the lunch room too. Never got in trouble for that.

Told one of my friends in the middle of a standardized test "Take your fruit boots and shove them up your gaping asshole you SNIP"

That's the only times I've gotten into a lot of trouble really.

[240o'clock]

well unfortunately ive been in my fair share of trouble when i was in high school

one quick story was back in 2010 when i was a 5th year senior in a community day school in ontario CA (California) and school was from 8:00-11:00 am with a 7 min break during that 7min break me n my friend went to the liquor store down the street and blazed it on the way (in my car)...we were about 5 mins late as we were walking back onto school campus from the parking lot my friends team advisor sees us and stops us and gives us a warning telling him if he catches us late he will take us to the office. So we thought that was a close one we are about to turn the corner then the school security walks around the corner and catches us...then my friends team advisor comes back because he sees the security with us and tells him we were off campus this and that so we go to the office to get some after school community service and by then my eye are blood shot red, so they ask me if we've been smoking we denied it the ended up searching my car and found about an 1/8, scale, baggys, and a blade. Before i know it the cops are already there arresting both of us tried to convict me of 3 felonies...hired an attorney and got away with a misdemeanor and 1 1/2 formal probation and bunch of community service and suspended liscense for 2 years and needed to do a bunch of classes...

[Grocery Cart]

Originally Posted by 240o'clock

well unfortunately ive been in my fair share of trouble when i was in high school

one quick story was back in 2010 when i was a 5th year senior in a community day school in ontario CA (California) and school was from 8:00-11:00 am with a 7 min break during that 7min break me n my friend went to the liquor store down the street and blazed it on the way (in my car)...we were about 5 mins late as we were walking back onto school campus from the parking lot my friends team advisor sees us and stops us and gives us a warning telling him if he catches us late he will take us to the office. So we thought that was a close one we are about to turn the corner then the school security walks around the corner and catches us...then my friends team advisor comes back because he sees the security with us and tells him we were off campus this and that so we go to the office to get some after school community service and by then my eye are blood shot red, so they ask me if we've been smoking we denied it the ended up searching my car and found about an 1/8, scale, baggys, and a blade. Before i know it the cops are already there arresting both of us tried to convict me of 3 felonies...hired an attorney and got away with a misdemeanor and 1 1/2 formal probation and bunch of community service and suspended liscense for 2 years and needed to do a bunch of classes...

So your license is still suspended?

[240o'clock]

Originally Posted by Grocery Cart

So your license is still suspended?

Nope got it back a few months ago, it happened in 09 not 2010...was a typo

[DS562]

but really, my language arts teacher got cancer 2 weeks into the year so we had multiple long term subs throught the remainder of the year. we had this little bald asshole Mr.Clean look-a-like named Mr.Villa. well, needless to say, me and a buddy were constantly causing disruptions be it throwing things, making noises in the middle of reading time etc. one day, Mr.Villa had his back turned to us while writting on the white board and i got the brilliant idea to flick a bottle cap and try and hit the clock 3 feet above his head. because i was very practiced at flicking caps and could shoot them like fuckin bullets, i thought it would be a piece o cake.. i failed hard. the cap dove and hit the back of his head with an audible smack. he turned around beet red and demanded to know who did it. of course, i was the only one blue in the face trying not to laugh so i fessed up and he didnt press charges because i manned up.

[240o'clock]

"come at me bro"

lmao

[Walperstyle]

I graduated 11 years ago. We had fights back then, back before everyone started involving friends and other people.

Back in my day, if you had a problem with someone, you fought them, and usually ended up a friend afterward. None of this pseudo gang BS.

[CrOW]

High school is a joke, I didn't learn anything. Only college matters.

[STL240SXDRIFT]

suspended...fights...stole a car or 2 (friend's parents car...after they went to sleep)...smoked it, sold it, grew it....best story was when we burned I big "fuck you" into the school football feild with fertilizer...got caught then suspended...then fucked the principle's daughter out of spite. oh the memories...

Its the best when you were one of those students that seemed like you were heading right to prision, then you return 10yrs later with a degree from a private university and a management position in a fortune 500 company...making more money than teachers that have been there 20+ years

[Tom25666]

i did a lot of fucking off in high school, smoking in bathrooms, skipping, etc. only got caught a few times. detention was always for stupid shit like being late to class.

[sil80owner]

well this was the old me when i was a dumbass
1) first day of class in 8th grade me and some friends were messing with instruments in music class my teacher was a real douche..Long story short he cussed us all out we got back at him by going inside his office and calling all the other teachers through his class phone and talking shit and ended up prank calling the principal. Music teacher had enough permanently kiked us out of his class for the rest of the year he told us not to go to the principal just never ever show up again and you will recieve an A for the course....we had a whole year off and he gave us our A....that was our punishment

Will post more at a later date i have too many stories

[Enna]

I didn't do too much fighting in high school, mostly in middle school.

7th grade: This kid was talking shit about my little sister, so I grabbed him by the back of his head and slammed it into the stucco wall (he had a shaved head mind you). After he whined about it for a little bit, he was picking at it and caused it to bleed. I got suspended for making a student bleed.

8th grade: This other kid decided to try and fuck me up in tag football by constantly pushing me into the fence for the tennis courts. Found out that the girl he liked ended up becoming my gf, and he wasn't too happy about that. I got in his face asking what his problem was (didn't know the gf part yet), then he clocks me in the side of the head punching through my ear. I hit him in the same place and knocked him out. Found out 2 weeks later he had a broken hand from it lol.

11th grade: Ditched alot, sparred with friends, drank alot, smoking at my car in the parking lot, and coming to school at 10am roughly. This filipino tried picking at fight with me, through my friend (idiot). My friend closed his locker and said "Look at my face right now, he fucked me up in a sparring match. I can beat your ass, imagine what he will do." After that I had too many people trying to fight with me just to prove themselves.

There's plenty more, those are just the ones that stand out at the moment lol.

[lalo167]

The main two were:
5th grade- Keyed my teachers car. Got expelled.
8th grade- Stole 6 PS2's from the school fitness lab. Got expelled along with probation.

[deolio]

we were allowed to leave campus for lunch junior and senior year. one day it was raining out and the school had this giant gravel "overflow" parking lot that always had a giant puddle in the middle of it. so when i was coming back from lunch with a couple of friends in my truck i decided to try to scare them by going through the puddle really fast. hit it going about 30mph and i couldn't see shit. instantly slammed on the brakes and started sliding towards a randomly parked car. managed to regain control and nearly missed the car.

parked the truck in the normal lot and headed to class. i was in class for a half an hour when one of my buddies and a "yard patrol" guy came in and grabbed me. apparently the yard patrol guy was the one in the car that i nearly hit, but he though my friend was driving the truck until my friend ratted me out.

went to the principal and the yard patrol told him what i did and the principal asked the patrol guy wtf he was doing in the parking lot when he should have been in the halls. he laughed it off and made me park off campus for a month.

doesn't sound that bad, but parking off campus for that month caused me to get into an on and off relationship for 3 years, which was a much more sever punishment than i could have ever imagined.

[Tearlessj]

So what I got from this thread is that Zilvians did drugs and stole shit in high school. Jesus

The worst thing I did was skip 50+ days.

[ch1873857]

"come at me bro"

\end thread.

i drove a CA18 hatch with s15 sr turbo at 16psi. i left at lunch which was authorized for us because some juniors and seniors drove to Tech high for, in my case, welding class. got certified my junior year so i skipped most of my senior year tech, half day. i found it fun to do donuts and burnout in the parking lot. they took my parking pass away 12 times and attempted to call the cops. dont think they wouldve heard me but i was rockin open downpipe. other than that i skated through without trouble. got afternoon detention for skipping a couple classes but that ended up with us eating cake because our principle got an award or something.

good thread. good readin.

[yokotas13]

only thing i ever did in school bad was punch a kid.
Some asshat tripped me during lunch in middle school and it pissed me off. got up, and as i was getting up gave him a nice right hook. broke my pinky in 3 places, and his jaw in two. Other than that, never missed a day, late, etc etc etc. Im a relatively obedient person

[gerrywitt19]

Once I got into trouble for hiding a cat in the teacher’s closet. Clichéd but the look on her face when it sprang on her was priceless.

[Silverbullet]

The only time i skipped HS, i made a fake note about having an eye exam. They called my mom to confirm and she did not. I got detention.

Originally Posted by DS562

lololol

[fightinchunk]

i feel like a *SNIP*. never skipped class, never got detention, 4.3 gpa(ap classes out of 4.5... still based on a 4.0 scale tho). drove a 240(volvo station wagon version).

got head from a frosh from art class when I was a junior. never got caught tho. and she swallowed

[DenkiMan!]

elementary school was really when i got in the most trouble. got sent home from fighting alot. middle school i was pretty obedient, my dad was a teacher at the same school's high school and all the teachers knew who i was through him lol, so i really wasnt compelled to be that much of a badass.

lets see high school....i didnt get in much trouble either come to think of it, mostly for stupid annoying shit like being loud or disruptive. my friend did get banned from the library for a while for calling the librarian a cunt to her face though lol (she really was). i may think of an actual incident or two later