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Jcb890 · 12-02-2005, 10:22 AM

the osama one is pretty funny but nothing special really.

SochBAT · 12-02-2005, 11:29 AM

I liked the episode ( i guess it was season 1?) where stewie dates that one baby chick, just for his juice.

Or even, the Pregnancy Ward one. Where peter and brian put all the preg. women's hands into warm water. Few seconds later, you hear babies crying.

Ward Manager : "whats your name?"
Peter : "uh.... "
*sees a pea on a plate*
"pea... "
*Sees a girl crying*
"tear...."
*Randomly a griffin flyes into the room*
"Griffin!"

Widebody S14.5 · 12-02-2005, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sochbat

I liked the episode ( i guess it was season 1?) where stewie dates that one baby chick, just for his juice.

Or even, the Pregnancy Ward one. Where peter and brian put all the preg. women's hands into warm water. Few seconds later, you hear babies crying.

Ward Manager : "whats your name?"
Peter : "uh.... "
*sees a pea on a plate*
"pea... "
*Sees a girl crying*
"tear...."
*Randomly a griffin flyes into the room*
"Griffin!"

reminds me of the psychic episode.
"your name starts with an A.(no) b?(no) c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,P (Peter! Its Peter!) your name is Peter? (man youre the best sorcerer)"

eh, or some shit, cant remember peters exact words about the sorcerer comment

santacruisin · 12-02-2005, 01:10 PM

My favorite moment was when the family left and the evil monkey did his trademark point and sneer at chris as they drove away. Then the monkey rolled a doob and put on some 70's rock. I had to laugh on the inside cuz i'm a total weedhead and my sister was sitting right next to me. "Slow ride, take it easy"

**Phlip** · 12-03-2005, 02:31 PM

and a few I found from our pal, Glenn Quagmire:

Quote:

Quagmire: Hey there, sweetie! How old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first!
Connie: MOM!
Quagmire: I like where this is going! Giggidy, giggidy, gi-guh-dy!

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: (pause) Fifty bucks.

Postwoman: Package for Mr. Glenn Quagmire?
Quagmire: Oh, hold on a moment... (walks away and comes back wearing nothing) Yeah, and I've got a package for you too! (Postwoman sprays him in the eyes with pepper spray) Nice try, but I've built up an immunity! Oh!

unwed_transient · 12-03-2005, 03:23 PM

cleveland, peter, joe and quagmire were sitting the surveillance van listening in on lois. peter turns the knob up too high:

Quagmire thinking to himself: damn this itches. i wonder who gave it to me. it must have been that slut i gave a ride to the gas station. that's the last time i do anyone a favor. oh god, they must have heard me! oh god I can hear me! Dunt da! Da da da da da dunt da!!!!!!

Ghettokracker71 · 12-03-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by unwed_transient

cleveland, peter, joe and quagmire were sitting the surveillance van listening in on lois. peter turns the knob up too high:

Quagmire thinking to himself: damn this itches. i wonder who gave it to me. it must have been that slut i gave a ride to the gas station. that's the last time i do anyone a favor. oh god, they must have heard me! oh god I can hear me! Dunt da! Da da da da da dunt da!!!!!!

hahaha isn't that the one where the police van auto cuffs the suspect? Peter trys it,then cleveland steps under it and their like "CLEVELAND NO" and i t starts beating him up and calling for backup

SimpleS14 · 12-03-2005, 06:08 PM

^-- lol yup that's the episode

monkey7 · 12-04-2005, 01:27 AM

Did you see the new one when stephen hawkins and the wife having paraplegic sex. Now that cracked me up. Its when Brian had to go back to School to get his degree.

OMGWTFBBQ · 12-04-2005, 01:35 AM

ball in the cup comercial had me holding my sides

or the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man from the FG movie was great too

*revat619* · 12-04-2005, 02:22 AM

One of my favorites is from the new season i think. Its when Brian gets on that bachlorette show or whatever and at the end he's sitting on the couch next to stewie and stewie tries to cheer him up by talking about how it would be good for his (brian's) novel or something. His voice keeps getting higher and higher for a good minute or so then finally in normal voice he says "i look foward to reading it." Somebody HAS to find that clip! I was crying i was laughing so hard!

Family Guy owns.

YakuzaS14 · 12-04-2005, 02:34 AM

i wouldnt say its the best i m sure there is better ones out there... very funny though

sw20>>s14 · 12-04-2005, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by revat619

One of my favorites is from the new season i think. Its when Brian gets on that bachlorette show or whatever and at the end he's sitting on the couch next to stewie and stewie tries to cheer him up by talking about how it would be good for his (brian's) novel or something. His voice keeps getting higher and higher for a good minute or so then finally in normal voice he says "i look foward to reading it." Somebody HAS to find that clip! I was crying i was laughing so hard!

Family Guy owns.

ahahaha...that shit was so funny! he went on for like three minutes...

"maybe-maybe you have a protagonist...or maybe, maybe a little lust between friends, i dunno...or maybe..."

SimpleS14 · 12-05-2005, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by revat619

One of my favorites is from the new season i think. Its when Brian gets on that bachlorette show or whatever and at the end he's sitting on the couch next to stewie and stewie tries to cheer him up by talking about how it would be good for his (brian's) novel or something. His voice keeps getting higher and higher for a good minute or so then finally in normal voice he says "i look foward to reading it." Somebody HAS to find that clip! I was crying i was laughing so hard!

Family Guy owns.

Here you go...I'm going to host it for a short time....so someone d/l it and upload it somewhere else...

*right click, save as*

http://home.comcast.net/~pyankson/tmp/FG407.wmv

I can swap this out for another clip by request since I have all the episodes from Season 2 to present

s13 dirk · 12-05-2005, 05:48 PM

"To the Hinden-Peter!"
*KAAAABOOOOOOM!*
"OH MY GOD!"
"Joe I am so sorry!"
"HOW CAN YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS?!?!?"

that one had my sides hurting from laughing so much!

s13 dirk · 12-05-2005, 05:54 PM

another great one. The "vomit clip"

http://www.muchosucko.com/video-fami...kingscene.html

*revat619* · 12-05-2005, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SimpleS14

Here you go...I'm going to host it for a short time....so someone d/l it and upload it somewhere else...

*right click, save as*

http://home.comcast.net/~pyankson/tmp/FG407.wmv

I can swap this out for another clip by request since I have all the episodes from Season 2 to present

Awesome!!! You rock!

95Blue240sx · 12-06-2005, 12:21 AM

"Yeah we get it RON you're a guy."

theicecreamdan · 12-06-2005, 12:45 AM

the show is hilarious, but these clips SUCK... it seems less random.

spicydicy · 12-10-2005, 01:14 PM

the one where they are drinking on the boat, playing "i never", in it Peter says ive never given a reacharound to a spider monkey while reciting the declaration of indepedence..... quagmire says "oh, cmon!"

also, cant remember which episode it is, but Lois has to go find Peter, so she goes to Quagmires house, Quagmire opens the door, and Lois asks for his car keys so she can use the car. Quagmire says, "hold on a sec, ill get em", and starts jerking off right in front of Lois, for like 30 seconds. thats was good.

Upside down face,
Peanut butter Jelly,
Stewie drunk jumping off shelf,
Stewie telling Hajib that hes been randomly selected for a search on the plane,
Stewie telling the guy hes too old for braces,
Peter, Michael Moore Fart off,
The fire trucks,
episode when they first came back, listing off all the crap fox shows....

oh there are so many, i cant even list them... just the greatest show ever.... by far the funniest cartoon, and the most un-pc.

12-03-2005, 06:08 PM	#38
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12-04-2005, 02:22 AM	#41
revat619 Retired General Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,672 Trader Rating: (7) Feedback Score: 7 reviews	One of my favorites is from the new season i think. Its when Brian gets on that bachlorette show or whatever and at the end he's sitting on the couch next to stewie and stewie tries to cheer him up by talking about how it would be good for his (brian's) novel or something. His voice keeps getting higher and higher for a good minute or so then finally in normal voice he says "i look foward to reading it." Somebody HAS to find that clip! I was crying i was laughing so hard! Family Guy owns. __________________ www.Jspec.com www.SpeedAlliance.com www.PoweredByMax.net Instagram: @rjsladerade

12-06-2005, 12:21 AM	#48
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12-02-2005, 10:22 AM	#31
Jcb890 Zilvia Addict Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Massachusetts Age: 40 Posts: 852 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	the osama one is pretty funny but nothing special really.

12-02-2005, 11:29 AM	#32
SochBAT Post Whore! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Abilene, TX Age: 39 Posts: 6,428 Trader Rating: (9) Rides Gallery: SochBAT Feedback Score: 9 reviews	I liked the episode ( i guess it was season 1?) where stewie dates that one baby chick, just for his juice. Or even, the Pregnancy Ward one. Where peter and brian put all the preg. women's hands into warm water. Few seconds later, you hear babies crying. Ward Manager : "whats your name?" Peter : "uh.... " sees a pea on a plate "pea... " Sees a girl crying "tear...." Randomly a griffin flyes into the room "Griffin!"

12-02-2005, 01:10 PM	#34
santacruisin Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Frisco, Cali Posts: 383 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	My favorite moment was when the family left and the evil monkey did his trademark point and sneer at chris as they drove away. Then the monkey rolled a doob and put on some 70's rock. I had to laugh on the inside cuz i'm a total weedhead and my sister was sitting right next to me. "Slow ride, take it easy"

12-03-2005, 03:23 PM	#36
unwed_transient Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 760 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	cleveland, peter, joe and quagmire were sitting the surveillance van listening in on lois. peter turns the knob up too high: Quagmire thinking to himself: damn this itches. i wonder who gave it to me. it must have been that slut i gave a ride to the gas station. that's the last time i do anyone a favor. oh god, they must have heard me! oh god I can hear me! Dunt da! Da da da da da dunt da!!!!!!

12-04-2005, 01:27 AM	#39
monkey7 Zilvia Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: bay area Posts: 286 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Did you see the new one when stephen hawkins and the wife having paraplegic sex. Now that cracked me up. Its when Brian had to go back to School to get his degree.

12-04-2005, 01:35 AM	#40
OMGWTFBBQ Zilvia Addict Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: East Bay CA Posts: 741 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ball in the cup comercial had me holding my sides or the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man from the FG movie was great too

12-04-2005, 02:34 AM	#42
YakuzaS14 Zilvia Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: CA Posts: 167 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i wouldnt say its the best i m sure there is better ones out there... very funny though

12-05-2005, 05:48 PM	#45
s13 dirk BANNED Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 30 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"To the Hinden-Peter!" KAAAABOOOOOOM! "OH MY GOD!" "Joe I am so sorry!" "HOW CAN YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS?!?!?" that one had my sides hurting from laughing so much!

12-05-2005, 05:54 PM	#46
s13 dirk BANNED Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 30 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	another great one. The "vomit clip" http://www.muchosucko.com/video-fami...kingscene.html

12-10-2005, 01:14 PM	#50
spicydicy Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 1 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	the one where they are drinking on the boat, playing "i never", in it Peter says ive never given a reacharound to a spider monkey while reciting the declaration of indepedence..... quagmire says "oh, cmon!" also, cant remember which episode it is, but Lois has to go find Peter, so she goes to Quagmires house, Quagmire opens the door, and Lois asks for his car keys so she can use the car. Quagmire says, "hold on a sec, ill get em", and starts jerking off right in front of Lois, for like 30 seconds. thats was good. Upside down face, Peanut butter Jelly, Stewie drunk jumping off shelf, Stewie telling Hajib that hes been randomly selected for a search on the plane, Stewie telling the guy hes too old for braces, Peter, Michael Moore Fart off, The fire trucks, episode when they first came back, listing off all the crap fox shows.... oh there are so many, i cant even list them... just the greatest show ever.... by far the funniest cartoon, and the most un-pc.