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woodchuck · 12-23-2005, 11:12 AM

anybody know some good ones that won't get you fired? its a slow day today at work. need somethin to get me to 5pm.

trsilvias13 · 12-23-2005, 11:17 AM

slow day at work.. why pull a prank when u can sleep.. or take a 5 hour lunch.

2fast4y0u · 12-23-2005, 11:28 AM

sprintrelay.com

just do it and make up anything you want. the operator on the other end has to say whatever you type.... best ever!!!

Wei240 · 12-23-2005, 12:05 PM

^^
that's not necessarily true,
kept on trying to say "i'm rick james bitch" to my friend a while back and it didn't work...
haven't tried the relay thing recently, but that should be fun in the office

Revolver Ocelot · 12-23-2005, 02:25 PM

Where do you work? That can make the difference in what you can and cant do.

Hynes · 12-23-2005, 08:54 PM

I used to work at a hardware store, called on of the other guys on the other end of the store with the product # for 3" nipples.

"Umm hi there, do you carry this product #?'

"Yes sire we do we have 3 on hand"

"Three on hand???"

"Yes Sir."

"Wow, how big are they?"

"Three inches"

"Wow thats big, I only have 2 there not that big though"

"Excuse me?"

"What color are they by the way pink? brown?"

"CLICK"

theicecreamdan · 12-23-2005, 09:14 PM

http://gwally.com/pranks/archives/cat_office.php

***S14DB*** · 12-24-2005, 08:11 AM

I block random websites on the firewall.

"Hey! Why can't I get on eBay?"
"why are you on ebay while you should be working???"

Ghettokracker71 · 12-24-2005, 08:23 AM

I assume s14 that your some kind of manager? We used to surf eBay all the time at ccity,and zilvia...haha

unwed_transient · 12-24-2005, 11:51 AM

we just throw things at each other at my work, we're pretty unimaginative.

sr240dett3 · 12-24-2005, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wei240

^^
that's not necessarily true,
kept on trying to say "i'm rick james bitch" to my friend a while back and it didn't work...
haven't tried the relay thing recently, but that should be fun in the office

Try IP-RELAY
They say any thing you want them to..

http://www.ip-relay.com/index.htm

Hynes · 12-24-2005, 04:39 PM

1-888-ELF-POOP

is kinda funny. Verizon Wireless trying to sell you a phone with Gay elfs' a Jew, a Hindu Santa etc...

unwed_transient · 12-24-2005, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sr240dett3

Try IP-RELAY
They say any thing you want them to..

http://www.ip-relay.com/index.htm

omg, that's awesome, i punked about six people with that.

rockinpandas · 12-24-2005, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sr240dett3

Try IP-RELAY
They say any thing you want them to..

http://www.ip-relay.com/index.htm

hahaha im calling everyone on my phonebook

woodchuck · 12-25-2005, 03:10 AM

man this is awsome! thanx for the ideas - ya'll know the majority of the offices are closed or super slow from xmas to new years. please keep the ideas coming.

Drunk Bastard · 12-25-2005, 12:32 PM

if your co workers have an optical mouse...place scotch tape underneath on the lense. haha, i just did this on friday.

12-23-2005, 08:54 PM	#6
Hynes Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 36 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I used to work at a hardware store, called on of the other guys on the other end of the store with the product # for 3" nipples. "Umm hi there, do you carry this product #?' "Yes sire we do we have 3 on hand" "Three on hand???" "Yes Sir." "Wow, how big are they?" "Three inches" "Wow thats big, I only have 2 there not that big though" "Excuse me?" "What color are they by the way pink? brown?" "CLICK" __________________ "So the sport of drifting is born and basicly becomes automotive figure skating." ZeroYon

12-24-2005, 08:11 AM	#8
*S14DB* AFC #1 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: 昨晩あなたのお母さんの家 Posts: 20,181 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	I block random websites on the firewall. "Hey! Why can't I get on eBay?" "why are you on ebay while you should be working???" __________________ Comments should be taken as Opinions not as Statements of Fact

12-24-2005, 04:39 PM	#12
Hynes Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 36 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	1-888-ELF-POOP is kinda funny. Verizon Wireless trying to sell you a phone with Gay elfs' a Jew, a Hindu Santa etc... __________________ "So the sport of drifting is born and basicly becomes automotive figure skating." ZeroYon

12-23-2005, 11:17 AM	#2
trsilvias13 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,995 Trader Rating: (5) Feedback Score: 5 reviews	slow day at work.. why pull a prank when u can sleep.. or take a 5 hour lunch.

12-23-2005, 11:28 AM	#3
2fast4y0u Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: 50 miles west of chicago Posts: 1,186 Trader Rating: (9) Feedback Score: 9 reviews	sprintrelay.com just do it and make up anything you want. the operator on the other end has to say whatever you type.... best ever!!!

12-23-2005, 12:05 PM	#4
Wei240 Nissanaholic! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: socal Posts: 1,778 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	^^ that's not necessarily true, kept on trying to say "i'm rick james bitch" to my friend a while back and it didn't work... haven't tried the relay thing recently, but that should be fun in the office

12-24-2005, 08:23 AM	#9
Ghettokracker71 Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Don't look now... Age: 38 Posts: 3,327 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I assume s14 that your some kind of manager? We used to surf eBay all the time at ccity,and zilvia...haha

12-24-2005, 11:51 AM	#10
unwed_transient Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 760 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	we just throw things at each other at my work, we're pretty unimaginative.

12-25-2005, 12:32 PM	#16
Drunk Bastard Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,405 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	if your co workers have an optical mouse...place scotch tape underneath on the lense. haha, i just did this on friday.