OT: investment advice

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just got this as a forward:


>If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock oneyear ago, it would now
>be worth $49.00.
>
>With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
>
>With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left
>If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)
>one
>year ago, drank all the beer,then turned in the cans for the 10 cent
>deposit, you would have $214.00.
>
>Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
>recycle.
>