So I got pulled over today...

[cserrano86]

Alright so I was driving down Valley blvd here in the City of Industry at about 6:45 today. Passing 6th St I noticed a sheriff making a right turn at the same time I passed. So sure enough he gets behind me and right away he pulls me over. Meh, I wasn't worried. I have no engine mods, I'm at legal height, non-tinted windows, and I even have the stock exhaust. So he comes up and asks me if I knew I had a headlight out, interesting...
So for a minor fix-it ticket he asks me for My License, registration, insurance and he goes back to his car and has me waiting there for 15+ mins. So he finally comes back with the ticket for me to sign and I tell him "before I sign this, can you please double check that my headlight is actually out?". So he asks me to get out and check for myself. So we go up there and just like I thought, my headlight was just fine...see for yourself...

So we're looking at it and he tells me, "hmm, well it was off when i saw it.". I told him, "yeah I'm having some minor electrical problems and my headlight will flicker from time to time.". So he stands there confused for a bit and tells me, "well just get that fixed, sign here please." So I stood there like, WTF? are you serious?... I signed the damn thing and headed straight for the sheriff station to complain. So they called him in, I waited 10 mins and he comes in all angry. We argued for a bit. And his argument was, "you told me yourself that you had wiring problems, just get that fixed." I said, "wait, first you told me it was my left headlight, then you told me it was my right???". His awesome comeback, "what? I have a bad memory, GET OVER IT!"...
Fucking asshole...