Lets rant on some bullshit: emo fashion

I'm getting a bit sick of the fashion. See, every once and a while.. times change and everything aligns PERFECTLY. For instance, right now.. 240 parts are plentiful, much because all of this shit is in demand. But then after this passes, FUCK.


FUCK. Thats all you can say, because all parts are gone. Most cars have been crashed, and the 240 will be a bitch of a car to say, find a dash or a door panel for.

About 3-4 years ago, I was able to find jeans that were fuckin SMOOTH: Gap 1969 boot-leg. A nice, boxy jean that just fits like any jean SHOULD fit. Straight-leg, good around the waist, just fuckin baller. When I was single, girls were always grabbin my ass with these damn jeans. Yep, that good.

But right around the time everyone started wearing wrist-bands, shit started going downhill. It started with Lance Armstrong wristbands, then these emo sweatbands took over. Now, jeans turned into BULLSHIT. We've passed the crest and we're left with SHIT styling designed for anorexic emo fucks.

I can talk about the style I saw at the party I went to last night, or at the local pizza shop I go to at 2AM for a late-nite snack, doesnt matter.. the fucking style is making me puke. Lets analyze.

- Hair: Whats with this smoothed over, cabbage haircut that people rock nowadays? Fuckers all look like they've been in the rain crying.
- Shirts: Yup, its a no-brainer.. everyone is wearing a fucking striped polo shirt of some type, that is un-tucked and hangs OUT UNDERNEATH their sweater.. what?!?! Yes, I said SWEATER.
- Sweater: You've just admitted that you're ghey. Real men wear jackets. Sweaters are ghey. The only 2 men who can get away with wearing a sweater would be Mr Furley from Three's Company or Mr Rogers from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.
- Jeans: They're always these low-cut, low-waist line jeans that look like someone's kicked you in the ASS, HARD. What the FUCK, low jeans are for WOMEN, and even then I still prefer normal jeans on women so that it can encompass they're beautiful asses and make them look like two midgets in a sleeping bag. From time to time I see nice low waist jeans on women, but men.. what the FUCK is wrong with you guys? Unless you're looking to get butt-raped, wear jeans that cover your ass.

Anyway, I'm done ranting for now. Just think to yourself, do you dress like this? Why? If you do, who told you to dress like this? Consider a different style. The last thing you want to be is gay, unless you are gay - then thats okay. Not like theres anything wrong with that. (Except your straight friends will always call you a cocksucker when you're not looking).

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