Getting into trouble at School

[miravete]

elementary, got sent to the principals office for sticking paper clips in the light socket... only got a verbal warning (i was an "obedient student" and it was my first and only offense lol)

middle school, had problems with another kid...lunch time we called each other names, "security" said, "you got 5mins to sort it out"...fist fought....another "security" came up, and sent us to detention...first "security" was like, "i didnt see them fight"...but we got detention, month of writing "i will not fight on school grounds"...dad was like, "did you win?"

high school, told my teacher i was going to the restroom....and walked off campus....next day got called in to the principals office....told them i had a younger sister that was in the hospital and wanted to see her....principal reminded me that she knew me since middle school and that im an only child...so i was like, "ok, shes not my SISTER sister, but ive known her forever " it was a lie lol, but got me a verbal warning only...

and now im a teacher.... ^_^