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**RJF** · 01-09-2008, 12:16 PM

Polish Man Finds Wife Working in Brothel
Wednesday, January 09, 2008

WARSAW —

A Polish man visiting a brothel was surprised to find his wife working there, Reuters reported.

The woman, who had told her husband she had been working at a store in town to make extra money, Reuters reported.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the Polish tabloid Super Express on Wednesday.

The couple reportedly are getting a divorce.

Dousan_PG · 01-09-2008, 12:16 PM

amazing
hahaha
his wife's a slut.

*exitspeed* · 01-09-2008, 12:19 PM

Sooo, does he get hooked up when he goes there?

And also, how did he find her there. Was he there? That must have been awkward.

Husband: OMG Honey what are you doing here!?
Wife: What are YOU doing here!?
Husband: I asked you first!

sleepy_s13 · 01-09-2008, 12:20 PM

ha..ha, thats great

s13poop · 01-09-2008, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exitspeed

Husband: OMG Honey what are you doing here!?
Wife: What are YOU doing here!?
Husband: I asked you first!

im pretty sure it went down like that

she was working at the store.. the meat store

getting filled with polish sausage

eastcoastS14 · 01-09-2008, 12:39 PM

how the fuck does this make news??....did someone call a newspaper to report it?

gotta love the irony tho

kensreliableb18b · 01-09-2008, 12:41 PM

double negative. they should kiss and make up

**Phlip** · 01-09-2008, 12:43 PM

*whistles walking in*
"HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!?"
"MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!??!"
"DON'T TRY TO TURN THIS AROUND, I ASKED YOU WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING HERE!!!"
"WHO'S ON FIRST?!!?"

SiI40sx · 01-09-2008, 12:43 PM

A little exagerrated but something crazier wouldve been that the man falls for this brothel "employee" and leaves his wife to only find out that that "employee" IS his wife.

Also, for the lesser of two evils, at least his wife is MAKING money while his ass is over there spending it.

jackjack · 01-09-2008, 12:57 PM

oh no..........

Rob's S14 · 01-09-2008, 01:09 PM

haha...that's what he get's for cheating.

lovely240 · 01-09-2008, 01:16 PM

LMFAO!!!! now thats flippin hilarious!!!
what a dumb story...lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by s13poop

im pretty sure it went down like that

she was working at the store.. the meat store

getting filled with polish sausage

Bobafreak · 01-09-2008, 01:33 PM

I think he could have noticed something wasnt right by 2 ways. 1. you know what im talking about 2. Her working it like a pro.

SiI40sx · 01-09-2008, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobafreak

I think he could have noticed something wasnt right by 2 ways. 1. you know what im talking about 2. Her working it like a pro.

Haha...

"Hmmm, Honey.... umm..... do you masturbate??? You got this Roast Beef thing going on"

axiomatik · 01-09-2008, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dousan_PG

amazing
hahaha
his wife's a slut.

so is he. at least she's getting paid to do it.

azndoc · 01-09-2008, 02:06 PM

Shit.....

Hook it up with the family discount.

Yeah that would suck.

How do you explain that shit to the divorce lawyers?

Farzam · 01-09-2008, 02:06 PM

That's my dream wife.

qwikspool · 01-09-2008, 02:10 PM

that is some fucked up shit. wife being a slut and husband looking for some action. two messed up people.

luckyslide16 · 01-09-2008, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiI40sx

Also, for the lesser of two evils, at least his wife is MAKING money while his ass is over there spending it.

HaHa, So everytime the husband went to the brothel she had to get an extra "client" to make up the difference lol this whole story is just funny.

*revat619* · 01-09-2008, 02:22 PM

hahahaha hilarious! I wish i could've seen the look on both their faces when they saw each other.

Bobafreak · 01-09-2008, 02:24 PM

So whats the difference between that and a porn star? He should have been collecting funds though or bust a ike on that ass! i can picture this though.

husband walks into brothel waiting in a line.
husband-man i dont know which one to go with this time.
Random guy-ahh that girl over there with the blonde hair took down the sausage like a fat kid lovin cake.
husband-wow sounds like someone i know ill try her next.
husband walks up from behind. "hey there good looking
wife turns around cleaning her face.
husband-faints.

BOROSUN · 01-09-2008, 05:25 PM

i want DISCOUNT

for threesomes!

muddafakka · 01-09-2008, 06:06 PM

Trying to explain this in court is gonna be awkward...

jeffsm3 · 01-09-2008, 08:42 PM

i wonder if he even noticed that his wifes sh it started looking like 5 pounds of beat up bubbleicious..

projekt_s13 · 01-09-2008, 09:21 PM

Meat curtains FTW!! lol

cdlong · 01-09-2008, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exitspeed

Sooo, does he get hooked up when he goes there?

he probably has to pay to have sex with his own wife.

Edgar · 01-09-2008, 10:28 PM

polish girls are hawt

speedgod^s13 · 01-10-2008, 12:39 PM

Why the hell you guys keep calling her a slut? She ain't givin it up for free. Which makes her a whore.

01-09-2008, 12:16 PM	#1
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01-09-2008, 12:16 PM	#2
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01-09-2008, 12:19 PM	#3
exitspeed aWingThing.com Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Milwaukee, WI Age: 45 Posts: 20,900 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Sooo, does he get hooked up when he goes there? And also, how did he find her there. Was he there? That must have been awkward. Husband: OMG Honey what are you doing here!? Wife: What are YOU doing here!? Husband: I asked you first! __________________ What I do for a living...www.mhrussell.com

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01-09-2008, 12:43 PM	#8
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01-09-2008, 12:39 PM	#6
eastcoastS14 Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: the land of snow potholes and no tracks Posts: 3,984 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	how the fuck does this make news??....did someone call a newspaper to report it? gotta love the irony tho

01-09-2008, 12:41 PM	#7
kensreliableb18b Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: so cal - 626, 909, 562 and 949. 818 if i feel like running away Posts: 945 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	double negative. they should kiss and make up

01-09-2008, 12:43 PM	#9
SiI40sx BANNED Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bass bumpin, mind trippin Age: 38 Posts: 3,394 Trader Rating: (0) Rides Gallery: SiI40sx Feedback Score: 0 reviews	A little exagerrated but something crazier wouldve been that the man falls for this brothel "employee" and leaves his wife to only find out that that "employee" IS his wife. Also, for the lesser of two evils, at least his wife is MAKING money while his ass is over there spending it.

01-09-2008, 12:57 PM	#10
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01-09-2008, 01:09 PM	#11
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01-09-2008, 01:33 PM	#13
Bobafreak Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: 909 Posts: 2,207 Trader Rating: (17) Feedback Score: 17 reviews	I think he could have noticed something wasnt right by 2 ways. 1. you know what im talking about 2. Her working it like a pro. __________________ *VIOLENT RUNNING TRIBE* "Love is god, hatin is satin!"

01-09-2008, 02:06 PM	#16
azndoc Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Los Angeles Age: 43 Posts: 9,487 Trader Rating: (47) Rides Gallery: azndoc Feedback Score: 47 reviews	Shit..... Hook it up with the family discount. Yeah that would suck. How do you explain that shit to the divorce lawyers?

01-09-2008, 02:06 PM	#17
Farzam Post Whore! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles (SFV) / Raleigh, NC Age: 34 Posts: 5,185 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	That's my dream wife. __________________ loading HATERS.....99% ███████████████]

01-09-2008, 02:10 PM	#18
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01-09-2008, 02:22 PM	#20
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01-09-2008, 02:24 PM	#21
Bobafreak Nissanaholic! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: 909 Posts: 2,207 Trader Rating: (17) Feedback Score: 17 reviews	So whats the difference between that and a porn star? He should have been collecting funds though or bust a ike on that ass! i can picture this though. husband walks into brothel waiting in a line. husband-man i dont know which one to go with this time. Random guy-ahh that girl over there with the blonde hair took down the sausage like a fat kid lovin cake. husband-wow sounds like someone i know ill try her next. husband walks up from behind. "hey there good looking wife turns around cleaning her face. husband-faints. __________________ *VIOLENT RUNNING TRIBE* "Love is god, hatin is satin!"

01-09-2008, 05:25 PM	#22
BOROSUN Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: two legit to quit Age: 44 Posts: 5,236 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	i want DISCOUNT for threesomes!

01-09-2008, 06:06 PM	#23
muddafakka Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fugitive on the run Posts: 1,087 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Trying to explain this in court is gonna be awkward...

01-09-2008, 08:42 PM	#24
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01-09-2008, 10:28 PM	#27
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01-10-2008, 12:39 PM	#28
speedgod^s13 Post Whore! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Honolulu, Hawaii Age: 45 Posts: 3,194 Trader Rating: (27) Feedback Score: 27 reviews	Why the hell you guys keep calling her a slut? She ain't givin it up for free. Which makes her a whore.

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