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[ESmorz]

People could write sitcoms around the gold I'm slingin them.

I asked the question...

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You asked:
why do my balls hurt when they get sucked?
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The other user says:
you're not doing it right
You say:
im not the one doing it
He/she says:
then you're a virg
You say:
you suck
You say:
at this
He/she says:
unless you're gettin blue balls
He/she says:
your balls shouldn't hurt
You say:
Im gonna call bruce willis and see if he wants to do a prequel to diehard
He/she says:
unless she isn't sucking your dick, just straight sucking on your nuts
You say:
called "Fail-Hard: The true life story of that guy who answers questions on the net"
He/she says:
pulling that card eh
He/she says:
must be a /b
You say:
a what?
He/she says:
haha
He/she says:
hahah
He/she says:
hahahaahahahaa
He/she says:
4chan.org
He/she says:
go
He/she says:
now
You say:
isnt that for those anon fags
You say:
and asians?
He/she says:
perhaps
He/she says:
but its also how the internet continues to happen
You say:
well I love scientology
You say:
tom cruise
You say:
and hate the damn asians
You say:
even though they make good cars
He/she says:
but surely you can't asian females
You say:
I only like the cars
You say:
the girls have hairy vags
He/she says:
thats not true
He/she says:
my gf shaves
He/she says:
not well
He/she says:
but she shaves
You say:
tell her to spend the money and get a wax
You say:
but I heard asians are allergic to wax
You say:
sooo
He/she says:
hell, i'd spend the money
He/she says:
she's just a prude
You say:
she might lose her body
He/she says:
LAWL
You say:
do you drive a 240sx?
He/she says:
a jeep
He/she says:
but close
You say:
jeep
You say:
what the fuck are you?
You say:
... a mailman
You say:
is it at least rhd so its jdm tyte?
You say:
?
You say:
?
You say:
?
You say:
?
He/she says:
what
He/she says:
you lose
He/she says:
jeep=mans car
You say:
maybe if by man
You say:
you mean vagina having mailman
You say:
yeah
He/she says:
you probably drive a ford don't you
He/she says:
or no car
He/she says:
/b?
You say:
I drive a 93 240sx coupe
He/she says:
ha
He/she says:
i have a jeep grand cherokee
He/she says:
i obviously get 7x more vagina than you do
He/she says:
thats a fact
He/she says:
basically science
You say:
actually girls love my car...
You say:
because it looks brand new sounds pretty
You say:
and scars the shit out of em
You say:
lol
He/she says:
brand new
He/she says:
its a 93
He/she says:
you lose
You say:
LOOKS BRAND NEW
You say:
of course it isnt
He/she says:
dno't kid yourself
You say:
my last gf got off on dangerous driving
He/she says:
thats sad
You say:
shit was whack
He/she says:
are you 30?
You say:
just turned 18 like 6 days ago
He/she says:
oh
He/she says:
so you're delirious
He/she says:
or the girl's you have in your car are dumb as rocks
You say:
well
You say:
she did a ride along
You say:
and was moaning
You say:
I didnt know how to take that
He/she says:
sure she did
He/she says:
every girl moans
He/she says:
in a 93
He/she says:
parents bought it for you?
He/she says:
dude heres the deal
He/she says:
every guy thinks he's hot shit in any car
You say:
my cars a bucket
He/she says:
i thought i was hot shit in a 90'
You say:
but girls seem to like it
He/she says:
i wasn't
You say:
for unknown reasons
He/she says:
MAYBE to a freshmen
You say:
sophmores son
You say:
sophmores
You say:
^_^
He/she says:
fail
He/she says:
no
You say:
well they arent legal anymore
He/she says:
sophomores?
He/she says:
go back to high schoo;
He/she says:
l
He/she says:
sophomores=16
You say:
I just graduated like 9 days ago
You say:
Id rather not
He/she says:
THEY
He/she says:
'RE
He/she says:
STILL
He/she says:
ILLEGAL
He/she says:
goddamn
You say:
I know but when I was under 18
You say:
they were technically LEGAL
You say:
god damn