Am I IRON MAN?!?!!

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Originally Posted by Mi Beardo es Loco

My girlfriend says my farts smell like eggs. So am i a chicken?

Fuckin hilarious

Originally Posted by Mi Beardo es Loco

I have a very horrific horror story about old spice. When I was in jr. high, after I was mauled by a dog, I started wearing old spice. So I was in class and I started feeling a burning under my arms. I went to the bathroom and lifted up my shirt and I had a really bad burn mark from my armpit half way down the side of my stomach. Went to the hospital and they said I had a bad allergic reaction and to stop using it. It dried up my armpits REALLY bad, enough to where it would crack and bleed.
So not only did I have 37 stitches in my face with a bandage over it in a very volatile part of my life but I had bleeding armpits. Thank god for playstation.

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Anyways, you might have a high metal content in your blood so just to be safe, go get some blood work done. Reason for Azndoc asking about cereal is because of the iron content in it. Anywho, go get blood work done