starring contest with the fuzz

[VROOOM]

LOL, i got "starred" down by the cops walking into a restuarant with my parents. it was weird. i could see if it was me and a bunch of buddies, but my parents?


BTW i always see cops talking on thier cell phone while driving, even though its illegal(in CA)

[exitspeed]

A few years ago while drunk at the state fair I decided to be a dick and mess with the cops.

I have a beer in my hand and as I walk past the cops I discreetly but very obvious at the same time hide my beer, by covering it with my other arm and turning my shoulder all while making eye contact with the officer.

I continue walking and sure enough a moment later I get a tap on the shoulder by the cop...

Him: I need to see your ID

Me: Sure. Here you go.

Him: Why did you hide your beer from me?

Me: Huh, didn't even realize I did that.

Him: Is this really you? (studying the ID)

Funny part was I'm wearing an OLD Mobil Shirt of my grandfathers that is like 50 years old and is super pimp. It says MEL right on it, just like my ID.

Me: Yea, that's me. I didn't get the 50 year old shirt free with the purchase of a WI drivers license.

Him: Ok, well have a good night. Just be more aware of your actions.

Me: Absolutely officer. Sorry for the confusion.


Shit was funny.

Cops are always trying to stare people down. Good for you illvialuver to stare him down back!

[s13dan]

You know whats fun? Stare at them a lot, then just take of running.. its legal and they WILL follow.I have had good laughs with that. I was legal begal everytime. I just say "i was scared" if they catch me...

[exitspeed]

Originally Posted by s13dan

You know whats fun? Stare at them a lot, then just take of running.. its legal and they WILL follow.I have had good laughs with that. I was legal begal everytime. I just say "i was scared" if they catch me...

Just say this:

Cop: Why were you running?
You: Because you were chasing me!

[theicecreamdan]

starring
One entry found.





Main Entry: 2star
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): starred; star·ring
Date: 1718
transitive verb
1: to sprinkle or adorn with stars
2 a: to mark with a star as being preeminent b: to mark with an asterisk
3: to feature in the most prominent or important role <the movie stars a famous stage personality>
intransitive verb
1: to play the most prominent or important role
2: to perform outstandingly

[arkive43]

lolz i didnt even notice that ^^^^^

[illvialuver]

Originally Posted by s13dan

You know whats fun? Stare at them a lot, then just take of running.. its legal and they WILL follow.I have had good laughs with that. I was legal begal everytime. I just say "i was scared" if they catch me...

I think about this shit on the regular, but I would have said, well officer, you looked like you could use the workout.
what would be amazing is if you out ran him and he had to call for back up.
than when they finally got close you could just kinda lose them for a second around a corner and sit down and wait and be like okay, okay, okay, you got me. Im IT, and than start counting to ten.

[chibo]

Originally Posted by s13dan

You know whats fun? Stare at them a lot, then just take of running.. its legal and they WILL follow.I have had good laughs with that. I was legal begal everytime. I just say "i was scared" if they catch me...

This is where they find a way to fuck with you. I got a ticket 3 days ago for an 'improper right hand turn' (said I went in the middle lane instead of rightmost) because the cop couldn't find a reason to get me.

[nismo racer]

once i got pulled over once because i was "too bouncy"

he got along side me and stared at me, so i looked and smiled then he got behind me and flipped the lights and i got off the freeway and he asked me why i didnt have a front plate, i told him it was there when i got off school then he looked and said "ya it is there, your car is too bouncy, why is it bouncing" i have stiff suspension sir then he said "let me have your license and papers" i gave it to him and he walked back, 20 mins later he came back and said "im not gonna right you up, but do tell me what kind of suspension you got on your car? " some stance coilovers "you should get some better suspension parts because you could loose it on a turn soo get it fixed" i felt like saying "thats the whole point sir" but i said okay thanks he got in his white marshal cruiser and went over a curb devider and got back on the freeway.


in total it was a good thirty mins of my life wasted. im suprised he didnt tell me my car was too loud or wayy to low or why i have a doll hanging on the back.

[!Zar!]

lolcopnoticedyourcarwassetuplikecraplol.