When you gonna let me tap that?

[kevmeistah21]

me- hey.. I know it's been a while but remember when we talked in my car about going to each other if we ever needed it? well i need to ask you something...
her- yes of course.
me- well idk.. it's kinda an urgent need.
her- ....
me-attitude..?
her- no! i was just waiting for the question.
me- oh.. So when are you gonna let me tap that..
her- are you serious..
me- uhhh yea, 10% serious..
her-10%? that's kinda low kevin...
me- i meant 100%, im getting sleepy you know how i'am.
her- yeah right..
me- im serious.

20-30 mins pass by and im in bed half asleep/awake.

her- well i have a question to ask you.

continuation.

me- well you got to answer mine first, then i'll answer yours..
her-trust me, my question will answer your answer, let's just make this easy for the both of us..
her- so are you going to let me ask you a question?
me-fine what is it?
her-when are you going to drop whoever you're dating and get back with me?
me-wtf. that doesn't answer my question.
her- you don't miss me?
me-no, wtf happen to being friends...
her-

i guess this could be bad or good in my case.

[du0]

ahhh more replies

Me: i need to ask you an important totally work related question
Girl 5: continue...
Me: when you gonna let me hit that?
Girl 5: hahahaha hit what? lol i need to put this thing on vibrate i keep forgetting to look at it.
Me: That! you know wat im talkin about
Girl 5: lol i dont think i understand the question alex
Me: du0s the name trick. and im asking you when can i have sex with you
Girl 5: Wait im snacking. (is this girl fuckin srs?)
Me: omfg lol this is srsbsns
Girl 5:lol that is a popular question as of late
Me: u done nommin? can u answer me pl0x?
Girl 5: I just did!...& um no lol
Me: so do i gotta take you to dinner first or what?
Girl 5: thats generally the process...



Girl 4 continued

Me: you sure are ignoring me
Girl 4: sorry havin a shitty day. and all u said was when am i gonna fuck u pretty much?
Me: ya

still waiting on a reply to that one and that was an hour ago lol

[Gnnr]

lol

when they say "hit what?" you gotta say dat ass!

[du0]

Originally Posted by Gnnr

lol

when they say "hit what?" you gotta say dat ass!

ya i played that one all wrong

owell

im currently scourging through my phone book to see if i have anymoar tricks to yell at that will actually produce some lolz

[TURBOMAN]

LMFAO this shit is funny....

[krazyfil]

here is another one from m best friend lol.......

me... hey bro i need to ask u something important
him...what up?
me... i need a straight forward answer no bullshit ok
him... what up "n bomb"??
me... when u gonna give me a piece of that brown eye?
him... WTF?? What u mean?
me... unshoot that ass and lemme tap that shit
him... LOL what the fuck are u talking about
me... u know what im talking about brotha... they always say once u go gay there aint no other way... and who better to start with than my best friend
him... ur stupid... we aint gay "n bomb"
me... but i wanna try dude
him... wtf u go some issues haha... so whuts up really?

that pretty much was the end of it haha

[LeftNutOfGowd]

I would try this but all the girls I know are sluts so they might actually want me to go over and lay some pipe down

[krazyfil]

Originally Posted by conrad_s13.5

dude,.......what if ur sister was totally down..........fuckin' talk about backfire!

well technically she isnt my sister by blood... just some shit went down and we got helllla close and she is like my sister.. so i still woulda said no cuz she is like my family lol... but yea it woulda backfired a lil bit haha

[krazyfil]

Originally Posted by LeftNutOfGowd

I would try this but all the girls I know are sluts so they might actually want me to go over and lay some pipe down

and thats a problem.... how? lol

[du0]

woot heres 4 more girls for ya

To all girls: I got a question i need answered

Girl 7: Ok
Me: When you gonna let me hit that
Girl 7: lol.your bad
Me: srs answer me nao
Girl 7: i dont think that will happen while (insert doucher's name here) and i are still together
Me: FFFFFFUUUUUUGGGGGG you know i do work girl
Girl 7: ?
Me: when i hit it i hit it good

no reply to that one

Girl 8: ok
Me: when you gonna let me hit that
Girl: haha idk who this is
Me: its du0, answer me or diaf
Girl 8: haha whenever
Me: omw

Girl 9: yes?
Me: When u gonna let me hit that???????/
Girl 9: lol u r ridiculous
Me: im srs as a heart attack girl. u answer me nao
Girl 9: lol i dont have sex
Me: u lies ***** u know ill beat until u break. Answer meh!!!1
Girl 9: haha i dont!
Me: wanna start? ill treat u real nice like
Girl 9: lol oh my
Me: lol u gonna make me the happiest man on earth or what?
Girl 9: lol ohh du0
Me: Just hit me with the truth girl. i can handle it
Girl 9: i dont have sex lol
Me: omfg why?
Girl 9: lol its a new experiment.
Me: start after we do this thing


no response.......

Girl 10: yes?
Me: when u gonna finally let me hit that?
Girl 10: is this ******'s brother?
Me: ya u finna answer me girl?
Girl 10? yeah...i think im gonna pass sorry lol
Me: wtf ***** you ho
Girl 10: wouldnt i be a ho if i said yes? and who is this really cuz du0 likes 16 year olds
Me: No u wouldnt be. and i like everyone. its du0 trust meh and just say yes. youll find out
Girl 10: sure du0 we can have sex
Me: omw
Girl 10: i was kidding
Me: too late cant take it back
Me: PS sarcasm doesnt work over sms



Girl 11: Okay.....
Me: when u gonna let me hit that?
Girl 11: what? did u mean to text me?
Me: yes i meant it more than anything
Girl 11: Oh really? are u taking a poll of how many girls yould sleep with you?
Me: nope this is a serious proposition
Girl 11: hmm okay well my answer is the same as Girl 10
Me: lol u think u got me but she said yes so HA
Girl 11: and my answer is no so sorry
Me: too late im already outside your work

hopefully more to come

[DALAZ_68]

Originally Posted by s13_kidd

im too scared to do it :/
dont really want any girls to be pissed off at me ahah

i dub thee...pussy of thy thread...congrats...

Originally Posted by Soooshi

Damn you Steve. Damn you to hell.

why?

Originally Posted by Gnnr

lol

when they say "hit what?" you gotta say dat ass!

quoted for awesomeness

Originally Posted by LeftNutOfGowd

I would try this but all the girls I know are sluts so they might actually want me to go over and lay some pipe down

Originally Posted by krazyfil

and thats a problem.... how? lol

my fucken exact thought



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me: hey
her: hi you, how u been
me: ive been wondering
her: about
me: me and you going for some pizza and u letting me tap that
her: Excuse me! wtf is that suppose to mean
me: exactly as it sound, so pizza and then ass...or do you have a problem with the schedule
her: who do you think i am, some hoebag
me:what, you dont like pizza
her: FUCK YOU
me: sweet, forget the pizza then...


still waiting on reply

[hOngsterr]

/\/\/\ the pizza thing is pretty funny.
lol

[krazyfil]

ill take the pizza lol

[s14unimog]

Originally Posted by du0

Me: When u gonna let me get in them guts?

[Slammed180]

Originally Posted by DALAZ_68

her: FUCK YOU
me: sweet, forget the pizza then...


still waiting on reply

Ahahaha.
Best possible response EVAR!
I lol'd

[zylvia213]

Originally Posted by du0

Me: When u gonna let me get in them guts?

that shit is super funny yo! i was cracken up like crazy at work when i read this.... I love this thread, i really want to hit some girls up cause i have tons of girlfriends that i been wondering if they would ever be down but im married. My girl checks all my text's and i would be in some deep shit.

[kensreliableb18b]

Originally Posted by 325irollin

I love when fat/ugly chicks say shit like "in your dreams" hahaha do they really think they are worth something?



100th POST!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHA...so fucked up...

[325irollin]

hehhehehehheheheeee

[krazyfil]

Originally Posted by Slammed180

Me: "Hey slut, when are you gonna let me smash your pisser?"
.....................

It's been an hour with no response. Hahahaha

i sill think this is the best line so far haha

[flclsteve]

sucsess

me:when u gonna let me tap that
her:aha wat?
me:me:u know what i ment
her:u wanna fuck?
me:yup u down?
her:i would be if it wasnt that time of the month
me:haha well im off next thursday or friday should be down then ya?
her:aha sure

so next thursday well see rofl

[DALAZ_68]

Originally Posted by flclsteve

sucsess

me:when u gonna let me tap that
her:aha wat?
me:me:u know what i ment
her:u wanna fuck?
me:yup u down?
her:i would be if it wasnt that time of the month
me:haha well im off next thursday or friday should be down then ya?
her:aha sure

so next thursday well see rofl

earn ur red wings pussy...lol

[krazyfil]

this thread seems like its gonna get alotta people laid hahaha... either that or half the people on here are making their answers up lol

[krazyfil]

Originally Posted by DALAZ_68

earn ur red wings pussy...lol

shiit... red wings are fucking nice.. extra wet, super sloppy... and the couple girls ive done it with say it feels better when they on the rag anyways hahaha

[cserrano86]

ME: Hey, Can I ask you a serious question? But I mean serious though...
HER: Yes
ME:I'm not sure how to ask. It's been bothering me lately...
HER: Ok, Go ahead
ME: When are you gonna let me have a taste of that sweet muffin of yours?
HER:LOL!!! Are you serious?
ME:I told you I had a serious question right?
HER:I cant take it serious cuz you said muffin
ME:LOL! Damn You.
HER:Lol. U see.
ME:But you know I'd be down whenever if you were to ever take me serious.
HER:R U Being totally honest?
ME: About the first question or the 2nd statement?
HER: 2nd statement
ME: Dude, you're beautiful all over...In a heart beat.
ME: I hope that doesnt offend you, just being honest
HER: It doesnt offend me at all
ME: Cool. So keep that in mind.

[krazyfil]

whut the hell possesed u to call it a muffin??

[cserrano86]

Originally Posted by krazyfil

whut the hell possesed u to call it a muffin??

LOL!!! It sounds tasty doesnt it?

[hOngsterr]

got muff?

[krazyfil]

i suppose... why not say when u gonna let me eat at your american pink taco stand... all u can eat buffet and im hungy as fuck for whats on your menu lol

[Witness]

Pretty weak but ill post




me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death
girl1: okay
me:when you gonna let me tap dat ass?
girl1:Are you being serious??
me: more serious then i ever been in my life
no response
me: Oh come on loosen up, or let me do that for you.
no response hahaha


close friend of mine. she sucked!

me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death
girl2:Yea go 4 it
girl2:haha ur funny
girl2: No ur not being serious
me:im being dead serious i need to know
girl2: im so lost
me: i was just kidding
girl2: I knew u were lol
me: but forreal though, when you gonna let me tap that?
girl2: haha
me: Im being serious this time!
girl2: no your not hahaa


me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death
girl3: Wow lol wats ur question??
me: When you gonna let me hit that?
girl3: Hit what? ha
me: Cute, but quit acting innocent! So answer it plzz
girl3: Newayz, Soo what u doin tonight?

zomg!Scores!!! i think haha

me:Hey i need to ask you a serious question.....its life or death
girl4: uhhm ohk lol
me:when you gonna let me tap that?
girl4:What?!
girl4:why would u ask that out of no where?
me:thought of it as a suprise everyone loves suprises!
answer me plz
girl4:Not just like that sorry..
me: do i have to take you out on a date? Work with me so i can go to work in you!
girl4: Im not like that.
me: You did say not just like that, does that mean theres a chance?
girl4: oh ur dumb, lol
me: Il take that as a yes!
girl4: Ur sooo dumb. lol
me: Cum on ur getting my Hope up.
girl4: Tell me your not being serious
got bored cus she started talkikng about how shes different now and blah blah blah

[DJDANGER24]

i was on facebook today on speed date... after i read this thread

her:Hello
me: hi
me: so when you going to let me tap that ?
her: ?
me: you know... tap that ass
her: yes i know
her: and never
me: when is that ?