When you gonna let me tap that?

[steve shadows]

Originally Posted by spoolandslide

alright alright here we go

me: whassup baby! (:
slut: just coming back from the beach (: you?
me: just at work. hey can i ask a ?
me: when are you gonna let me tap that?
slut: is that your ?
me: umm.... ya
(half hour goes by)
me: soooo.... tomorrow, at the beach, on a surfboard ?
(an hour or more goes by)
slut: what are you doing tonight?
me: i get off at 9 (:
slut: any plans yet?
me: theres nothing to do tonight i bet. you should come over (:
slut: ya i just kinda feel like relaxin.. maybe smoke some weed and chill or watch a movie
me: ya i kinda feel like doin that too, too bad you cant drive over cause i have the house to myself right now
slut: i get my license in a month! i thought you drove?
me: my car is broken ):
slut: watta bust... get it fixed!
me: hah you just want me to come over and teach you a sexy lesson dont you
slut: psh i don't need your lessons
me: how bout i give you a lesson in backtalking *smack* :P
slut: you cant teach a lesson to the teacher buddy
me: im gonna drill you so hard with my education that your gonna cough up that bachelors degree in a hot sweet second sweetie
me:
slut: oh really? id like to see you try
me: ya well id like to see you in some exiting underwear and on my leopard print bed
me: right now
slut: ya too bad your car is broken
me: the only reason my baby broke is because i was railing the shit out of her at midnight and wound up plowing her into a wall
slut: haha nice... thats too bad
me: its only too bad that i have the same plans for you
me: do you have medical insurance?
me: cause i might break you accidentally on purpose
(twenty minutes go by)
me: haha jk i wont break you physically.. just mentally
slut: haha im confused... your silly
me: ok well i sleep now so can you tell me when i can tap that pretty little ass of yours and ill be on my wonderful way into my sweet dream land
slut: get your car fixed and come pick me up and we can start off with something else fun and then we'll see maybe you'll get lucky
me: sounds good sweetie. goodnight
my slut: sweet dreams

You call her the slut? and your the one who just keeps talking about drilling shit with your cock?

lol

She is probably just embarassed to be propositioned by someone with no car at all or a broke ass car...girls dont give a shit about 240s or driftings I learned that a long time ago...

They do like nice racing seats and fun cornering though - solid safe feeling to the car.

That's a funny convo.

this is arandom ass thread

[spoolandslide]

Originally Posted by steve shadows

You call her the slut? and your the one who just keeps talking about drilling shit with your cock?

lol

She is probably just embarassed to be propositioned by someone with no car at all or a broke ass car...girls dont give a shit about 240s or driftings I learned that a long time ago...

They do like nice racing seats and fun cornering though - solid safe feeling to the car.

That's a funny convo.

this is arandom ass thread

dude this girl is a fucking blonde 15 year old slut with a bangin body and if some of my friends knew i was talking to her they would laugh but then i would laugh at them because i don't know anyone who has hit that so imo im gonna be the first to capitalize!

DO WORK SON!

[theronin]

Originally Posted by spoolandslide

dude this girl is a fucking blonde 15 year old slut with a bangin body and if some of my friends knew i was talking to her they would laugh but then i would laugh at them because i don't know anyone who has hit that so imo im gonna be the first to capitalize!

DO WORK SON!

i stopped reading at 15 year old.

[spoolandslide]

Originally Posted by theronin

i stopped reading at 15 year old.

oh yeah thats the best part

[Knuckles]

WTF i just read all 16 pages starting at 2am and it is now 4am "took so long because i was laughing my ass off " this thread is full of win!

ESmorz YOU RULE! more plz!

[EDacIouSX]

E DacIouS X (4:20:40 AM): hey
her (4:20:58 AM): Hi
E DacIouS X (4:21:10 AM): i got a life or death question i need to ask you
her (4:21:33 AM): K
E DacIouS X (4:21:47 AM): when u gonna let me tap that?
her (4:21:58 AM): Never
E DacIouS X (4:22:02 AM): damn
her (4:22:21 AM): R u gonna die about it
E DacIouS X (4:22:35 AM): yea i basically am, its ok though
E DacIouS X (4:22:57 AM): i can get raised at the nearest raise shrine and get my full health and mana bar back
her (4:23:50 AM): Wth
her (4:23:56 AM): Lol
E DacIouS X (4:24:01 AM): lol

[DALAZ_68]

not really a txt
aim

me: i was wondering when you were gonna let me use my spartan laser on you
her: when you learn to hit ur target on the first shot
me: i just wanna come up behind you and assasinate that ass
her: do you have protection
me: i got a bubble shield with your name one it
her: intresting, only one...how long can you last for me
me: lets just say. i can bust a running riot on ya
her: lol, this is dumb
me: its better than me askin ya to just let me tap that ass
her: True, id give yah some just for being clever
me: well that was easy
her: ohh nice...way to ruin it for yourself
me: wait, what?
her: nvm
me: ohh i get it now...fml right
her: yup


gamer chicks...lol

[jskateborders]

15?

[JVD]

Originally Posted by spoolandslide

dude this girl is a fucking blonde 15 year old slut with a bangin body and if some of my friends knew i was talking to her they would laugh but then i would laugh at them because i don't know anyone who has hit that so imo im gonna be the first to capitalize!

DO WORK SON!

Shut up.

Your shit's not funny.

You talk like an idiot too.