What the HELL is this?

[Hashiriya415]

Originally Posted by clark

guys, i have an S13 and i have the same noise dampening box on my firewall.

i think mine is broken. it must have stopped working because i have alot of noise and vibration in my car.

can someone tell me how to fix my noise dampening block?

It's a common problem the battery sometimes dies, they were designed to last about 130 years but some short out due to excessive turbo spooling noise and underwater driving. But not to worry there is a fix for it
There are 2 pins inside, you must get the OEM NISSAN Part #J4440-F53-TPA3.
Use this tool to open the box and you will see 2 round connectors with gray protective caps that require a 2.5mm socket to remove. Under the protective caps you will find the connectors colored red for positive charged electrons and Black for negative charged electrons.
Next you will need NISSAN Part#J4440-F53-TP5, this tool will allow you to charge the unit with special type of electrons, you will have to charge this exactly for 2 hours 25 minutes and 44 seconds to assure proper capacity of electrons have traveled into the device, once that is complete you can press the little red button and the device will self close and beep 2 times with a long tone to alert you that it's on and it will self close in 5 seconds , fallowed by a short single beeptell to tell you it's back online and operating.
Do this with caution, these devices have tremendous amount of force when they close, somewhere around 500 pounds of pressure, so it could hurt you. If you need somebody to fix it for you I charge $155 for the repair

[Bigsyke]

Lets not post whore here, the block does nothing. Do an experiment, drive the car around the block with the box, then remove it and do the dame thing. Nothing. My s14's damper was different.

I couldnt imaging how a solid peice of steel would dampen a firewall, rubber usually acts like a dampner, and even the dampner on the automatic tranny does jack shit. Theres no leverage on these pieces.

[S14DB]

Originally Posted by clark

guys, i have an S13 and i have the same noise dampening box on my firewall.

i think mine is broken. it must have stopped working because i have alot of noise and vibration in my car.

can someone tell me how to fix my noise dampening block?

Nismo sells an upgraded unit or you can just fill in the gaps between it and the firewall with window weld.

Originally Posted by Bigsyke

Lets not post whore here, the block does nothing. Do an experiment, drive the car around the block with the box, then remove it and do the dame thing. Nothing. My s14's dampner was different.

I couldnt imaging how a solid peice of steel would dampen a firewall, rubber usually acts like a dampner, and even the dampner on the automatic tranny does jack shit. Theres no leverage on these pieces.

Yeah, I dunno how a solid piece of steel can make anything wet...

[Bigsyke]

Originally Posted by S14DB

Yeah, I dunno how a solid piece of steel can make anything wet...

You obviously havent met dashiki

[om3ga]

Originally Posted by Hashiriya415

It's a common problem the battery sometimes dies, they were designed to last about 130 years but some short out due to excessive turbo spooling noise and underwater driving. But not to worry there is a fix for it
There are 2 pins inside, you must get the OEM NISSAN Part #J4440-F53-TPA3.
Use this tool to open the box and you will see 2 round connectors with gray protective caps that require a 2.5mm socket to remove. Under the protective caps you will find the connectors colored red for positive charged electrons and Black for negative charged electrons.
Next you will need NISSAN Part#J4440-F53-TP5, this tool will allow you to charge the unit with special type of electrons, you will have to charge this exactly for 2 hours 25 minutes and 44 seconds to assure proper capacity of electrons have traveled into the device, once that is complete you can press the little red button and the device will self close and beep 2 times with a long tone to alert you that it's on and it will self close in 5 seconds , fallowed by a short single beeptell to tell you it's back online and operating.
Do this with caution, these devices have tremendous amount of force when they close, somewhere around 500 pounds of pressure, so it could hurt you. If you need somebody to fix it for you I charge $155 for the repair

I just noticed this post lol!

[clark]

Originally Posted by om3ga

I just noticed this post lol!

I believe he was parody replying to my parody post. I hope no one took me serious.

[EchaKqulo]

Originally Posted by fcdrifter20

^^^ i guess they didnt hear u the first time lol

You might haven't hear him because he did not speak he wrote!!!

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