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J3123MY · 05-01-2010, 11:44 PM

Clint Eastwood does shit for money. Chuck Norris does shit for justice.
Money>Justice

I thought it would be funny to just convince them they were Chuck Norris, but I think slapping the bitch and throwing her out would have been funnier.

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It just dawned on me ... what are you doing with a clint eastwood poster ? or... your friend.

I love spaghetti westerns. I am kind of an old-school guy. I drive a 20 yo pos 240. lol.

simmode1 · 05-02-2010, 12:26 AM

Chuck Norris would use lightning speed to roundhouse kick any bullets that Clint fired at him out of the air. Clint's nothing without a gun. Chuck would pwn him.

Besides... have you seen a recent pic of Chuck Norris?! Dude is 70, but still looks like he's in his 50's. Clint looks like he's one thousand years old and can barely move.

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05-02-2010, 12:26 AM	#2
simmode1 Post Whore! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Addison, TX Posts: 5,526 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Chuck Norris would use lightning speed to roundhouse kick any bullets that Clint fired at him out of the air. Clint's nothing without a gun. Chuck would pwn him. Besides... have you seen a recent pic of Chuck Norris?! Dude is 70, but still looks like he's in his 50's. Clint looks like he's one thousand years old and can barely move.