Post your funniest encounter with a cop

[Tearlessj]

Cops always ask if I have weird weapons on me. Any nuclears in the car? Got any grenades in the truck?

[iHeartTheTouge]

Originally Posted by Tearlessj

Cops always ask if I have weird weapons on me. Any nuclears in the car? Got any grenades in the truck?

I read somewhere they do that to test people they suspect of trafficking drugs. Depending on the way you react to those questions, they'll try to search your car.

Back in 2007 maybe, I went with a couple friends to snag some used tires from behind the local dealerships and shops for drift spares. Night was going good. Got some nice Hankooks and Coopers from behind the VW and Audi dealer, still with plenty of tread. Also got something from behind a BMW dealer, cant remember.

The last place we went to was a Firestone next door to one of the shops I worked for. Finished loading up the van and headed back to my house. Apparently there was a couple dropping their car off to be worked on in the morning, and thought we were stealing tires. As we're pulling into my neighborhood, a cop passes us. We didnt know it, but he turned around and hauled ass after us! We're sitting at the stop sign, literally infront of my house at 3am when he pulls up behind us with his lights on and sits there for a little bit.

He walks up and starts asking us questions, "What are we doing with all these tires?", "Where did we get them from?" Pretty soon we have 11 COP CARS BEHIND, INFRONT, AND TO THE SIDES OF US INFRONT OF MY HOUSE!!

We went on to explain to them that we were doing nothing wrong, picking up used tires for drift spares, and actually doing the shops a favor. He wouldnt believe us. So I explained to him what happens with used tires, still doesnt believe me. This whole time you can hear several of the cops behind the van miming drifting and making tire screeching sounds.
He calls the manager or someone of Firestone and he tells him, word for word, "Let them take as many tires as they want."

We chit chat with the cops for a little bit and then they all leave. We had to call up everybody to tell them what just happened; when Cop Number 12 comes speeding through the neighborhood. He sees he missed everything, we wave, and guns it out of the area.

One of my neighbors told me he thought it was a drug sting or something and thought bullets were gonna be flying. My nocturnal korean neighbor came out and talked to us a bit about it. He thought it was hilarious.

Fuck thats long.

[JBao]

fuck this thread is good..

I got pulled with my pants down once...

We were on a hill in this residential with a bunch of foreclosed houses, no cars on the street and city lights ahead.

I see the spotlight come around the corner and I'm thinking (fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck). We scramble to get our belongings gathered and the cop has me roll down the window

Cop: lic and reg?
Me: yes...but its on the floor somewhere..
Cop: Please step out of the car.
Me: uhh...
Cop: go ahead and button up (shines light on me)

we find my wallet and hes checking my info outside of the car

Cop: Can I ask what you two were doing out herE?
Me: admiring the city lights.
Cop: I can respect that. Is she of age?
Me: YUP!
Cop: Alright. have a... nice night (wink).

[moocowmoo]

Originally Posted by JBao

fuck this thread is good..

I got pulled with my pants down once...

We were on a hill in this residential with a bunch of foreclosed houses, no cars on the street and city lights ahead.

I see the spotlight come around the corner and I'm thinking (fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck). We scramble to get our belongings gathered and the cop has me roll down the window

Cop: lic and reg?
Me: yes...but its on the floor somewhere..
Cop: Please step out of the car.
Me: uhh...
Cop: go ahead and button up (shines light on me)

we find my wallet and hes checking my info outside of the car

Cop: Can I ask what you two were doing out herE?
Me: admiring the city lights.
Cop: I can respect that. Is she of age?
Me: YUP!
Cop: Alright. have a... nice night (wink).

same thing happened to me, except it was a security guard with a gem car and a flashlight, lol only in riverside. lol