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Grocery Cart · 11-17-2011, 06:10 PM

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Umm.. Top of my head.

One time in 8th grade during homecoming week I collected some wet toilet paper in some ladies yard while I waited for the bus and it turned out around the size of a soccer ball. I made two and shoved them in my backpack. On the way home I was on the bus with them waiting for people to pass. First one went out the window and hit this guy in a red convertible. Second one went out and hit the windshield of a truck. Turned around and awaited his reaction. Pulled into a parking lot, and came after us.
It was a mother fucking Sheriff. So I got arrested off the bus onside the highway. That pleased my mom..

Another time in 7th grade this kid came behind me and tried to t-bag me. I didn't know who it was so I grabbed their crotch and threw them down and started hitting him. Teachers got me off, turns out it was one of my friends. Whoops.

A few months later me and that same kid got into an argument and he threw a pair of scissors at me in art. I got pissed off and stabbed him in the eye with a marker. The fat ones, not the skinny ones.

I've always done this thing where in class I would stick my head in my backpack during a test or something where everyone's quiet, and yell at the top of my lungs a random curse word for about 3-4 seconds. I do it in the lunch room too. Never got in trouble for that.

Told one of my friends in the middle of a standardized test "Take your fruit boots and shove them up your gaping asshole you SNIP"

That's the only times I've gotten into a lot of trouble really.

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11-17-2011, 06:10 PM	#11
Grocery Cart Zilvia Junkie Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Baton Rouge, Louisiana Posts: 582 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	I like where this is going.. Umm.. Top of my head. One time in 8th grade during homecoming week I collected some wet toilet paper in some ladies yard while I waited for the bus and it turned out around the size of a soccer ball. I made two and shoved them in my backpack. On the way home I was on the bus with them waiting for people to pass. First one went out the window and hit this guy in a red convertible. Second one went out and hit the windshield of a truck. Turned around and awaited his reaction. Pulled into a parking lot, and came after us. It was a mother fucking Sheriff. So I got arrested off the bus onside the highway. That pleased my mom.. Another time in 7th grade this kid came behind me and tried to t-bag me. I didn't know who it was so I grabbed their crotch and threw them down and started hitting him. Teachers got me off, turns out it was one of my friends. Whoops. A few months later me and that same kid got into an argument and he threw a pair of scissors at me in art. I got pissed off and stabbed him in the eye with a marker. The fat ones, not the skinny ones. I've always done this thing where in class I would stick my head in my backpack during a test or something where everyone's quiet, and yell at the top of my lungs a random curse word for about 3-4 seconds. I do it in the lunch room too. Never got in trouble for that. Told one of my friends in the middle of a standardized test "Take your fruit boots and shove them up your gaping asshole you SNIP" That's the only times I've gotten into a lot of trouble really.