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aznpoopy · 10-27-2004, 07:05 PM

edit : poop some mod plz move to off topic... sorry

http://www.7thgencivic.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=180472

original from SHO forums i think.

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Myself and my friend Kevin were driving down I-91 in his Mustang minding our buisness on the way back to his house. We're in fairly decent traffic, nothing stopping the flow of traffic, but enough so that we cannot move very far in either lane. Out of the corner of my eye I spot a bright red CRX coming up behind us in the passing lane. I didn't think anything of it until I noticed the person driving it. It was the typical white boy in a Honda, thinking he's bad ***. He had his hat on all lopsided in a true Icy Hot Stuntaz fashion. He started toying with us, pressing the gas (not going anywhere) and letting off of the gas, all in the while looking very comical. Kevin ignores him, and we continue on our merry way. When we hit a part of the highway where it turns to three lanes, the CRX switches two lanes to get on the passenger side of the 'Stang and we look over, he's sitting back in the classic ****** fashion staring us down. I pulled out the Digital Camera just in time to catch him mouthing something (most likely "You can't touch my V-tec" or the like) and pointing at his motor. I captured this classic and time lasting image of ******-dom. So ladies and gents, feel free to set this as your backrounds, photoshop it to your hearts content. I present to you, my masterpiece, entitled, "Ricer."

http://www.thestaticnetwork.com/andy/carpics/ricer.JPG

the picture is priceless...

blue109 · 10-27-2004, 07:13 PM

THAT......is awesome.

KoukiMonster · 10-27-2004, 07:27 PM

ahhh you shoulda titled it as "A Portrait of the Ricer as a Young Man"

wow, i almost fell out of my chair during my spazzing/laughing.

wow.

that picture is going to be the new sensation on every car forum.

rancid240 · 10-27-2004, 07:28 PM

ahhh, icy hot stuntaz. brings back memories

Lurkable · 10-27-2004, 07:29 PM

OH....MY....GOD that is funny.

i-love-my-s14 · 10-27-2004, 07:35 PM

His facial expression is the best.

Pank · 10-27-2004, 07:36 PM

this popped up on SomethingAwful forums, and has been spreading around ever since, that kids face is priceless.

kingsol · 10-27-2004, 07:41 PM

Is he lying down?!?! :ghey:

HyperTek · 10-27-2004, 08:00 PM

either he is braking, or his car is lop-sided.. lol

machoonthetop · 10-27-2004, 08:08 PM

it looks like hes sucking an invisible cock!

240trainee · 10-27-2004, 08:22 PM

loo, hilarious. reminds me of a run in I had with an old beat up civic when I had the corolla. must be the east coast....

TokyoNights · 10-27-2004, 08:34 PM

haah how did this shit end up here haha I know that kid andy with the sho,, we live in the same area.

blue109 · 10-27-2004, 09:06 PM

you need to find the kid in the pic and give him links to the entire internet laughing at him.

rrichutt · 10-27-2004, 09:57 PM

Hahahahahaha...

aznpoopy, next time we're driving around (after I fix my car of course) have efinigirl take a pic of you doing a JDM pose in your car -=oP j/p

Btw... I've got an idea on how to get the damn bolt loose! So let's do it this weekend!

*crioten* · 10-27-2004, 09:58 PM

actually, the person should have pulled out a gun and shot him...

would have done the world a favor

funny as hell looking, none the less

s14srpilot · 10-27-2004, 10:10 PM

Damn Vanilla Ice got a civic...

NI_YON_Zenki · 10-27-2004, 10:16 PM

Is this sh!t really really . . . . . . . REAL ? ? this looks like the height of a photoshop project. . .

TokyoNights · 10-27-2004, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NI_YON_Zenki

Is this sh!t really really . . . . . . . REAL ? ? this looks like the height of a photoshop project. . .

nope,,its real man.

s13silady · 10-28-2004, 02:39 AM

HAHAHAHAHA!! i would die if i ever got caught making a face like that to show off!

"More than you can afford pal!!!.........................HONDA"

brianglawson · 10-28-2004, 04:33 AM

that is f u c king hilarious

BSeay · 10-28-2004, 09:02 AM

Man when did B-rad from malibu's most wanted go brokeass?

LOL!!!

JaeTea · 10-28-2004, 11:48 AM

That pic is gonna be photochopped to DEATH!!

Priceless photo.

rainier · 10-28-2004, 12:16 PM

damn. it would fucking suck to be him and find your picture all over all these forums. haha

nismo2491 · 10-28-2004, 01:51 PM

cute. sucks to be him
KEvin

nightwalker · 10-28-2004, 02:36 PM

hahaha, the gansta lean. You sit like that because it makes you think the car is going faster than it is. This is a result of you getting tossed back into your seat and sliding up the back because it's not supporting you but instead angled super low like a kiddy slide rather than a seat back support.

old_s13 · 10-28-2004, 07:57 PM

makoto needs to put his face on that body.

speaking of which, why is the guy so small.. thats a CRX.. he should be bigger. he's a fuckin midget.

okay, i need to go take a shit now.. my farts are starting to smell rancid... or putrid.. whichever you like better.

Chernobyl · 10-28-2004, 09:17 PM

Damn, according to the responses, I was expecting a much funnier picture.

I ran into a better stereotypical ricer just a week ago.

AlligatorBling · 10-28-2004, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by old_s13

makoto needs to put his face on that body.

i was waiting for that lol

240niz · 10-29-2004, 01:46 PM

Rice Rice baby....Word to your Mother

HyperTek · 10-30-2004, 01:10 AM

hey why did they originally take a picture of him tho? did the guy think he was cute or something?

10-27-2004, 07:05 PM	#1
aznpoopy Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: New Jersey Age: 44 Posts: 5,013 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	portrait of a ricer edit : poop some mod plz move to off topic... sorry http://www.7thgencivic.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=180472 original from SHO forums i think. * Myself and my friend Kevin were driving down I-91 in his Mustang minding our buisness on the way back to his house. We're in fairly decent traffic, nothing stopping the flow of traffic, but enough so that we cannot move very far in either lane. Out of the corner of my eye I spot a bright red CRX coming up behind us in the passing lane. I didn't think anything of it until I noticed the person driving it. It was the typical white boy in a Honda, thinking he's bad . He had his hat on all lopsided in a true Icy Hot Stuntaz fashion. He started toying with us, pressing the gas (not going anywhere) and letting off of the gas, all in the while looking very comical. Kevin ignores him, and we continue on our merry way. When we hit a part of the highway where it turns to three lanes, the CRX switches two lanes to get on the passenger side of the 'Stang and we look over, he's sitting back in the classic *** fashion staring us down. I pulled out the Digital Camera just in time to catch him mouthing something (most likely "You can't touch my V-tec" or the like) and pointing at his motor. I captured this classic and time lasting image of ****-dom. So ladies and gents, feel free to set this as your backrounds, photoshop it to your hearts content. I present to you, my masterpiece, entitled, "Ricer." http://www.thestaticnetwork.com/andy/carpics/ricer.JPG the picture is priceless...

10-27-2004, 07:13 PM	#2
blue109 Zilvia Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: tucson AZ Age: 47 Posts: 165 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	THAT......is awesome. __________________ The fire and ice combination adjourns fresh I return with the last living specimen caress when the earth is vacated and the populous cleared ill be the last starfighter sipping a goblet of my tears

10-27-2004, 07:35 PM	#6
i-love-my-s14 Zilvia Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Florida Age: 39 Posts: 194 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	His facial expression is the best. __________________

10-27-2004, 07:41 PM	#8
kingsol Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Berkeley/San Francisco Posts: 1,435 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Is he lying down?!?! :ghey: __________________ There is a time in every man's education when he arrives at the conviction that envy is ignorance; that imitation is suicide; that he must take himself for better for worse as his portion; that though the wide universe is full of good, no kernel of nourishing corn can come to him but through his toil bestowed on that plot of ground which is given to him to till. -Emerson

10-27-2004, 08:00 PM	#9
HyperTek Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cali Posts: 13,224 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	either he is braking, or his car is lop-sided.. lol __________________ Keep it Classy

10-27-2004, 07:27 PM	#3
KoukiMonster Zilvia Addict Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: ? Age: 39 Posts: 700 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	ahhh you shoulda titled it as "A Portrait of the Ricer as a Young Man" wow, i almost fell out of my chair during my spazzing/laughing. wow. that picture is going to be the new sensation on every car forum.

10-27-2004, 07:28 PM	#4
rancid240 Post Whore! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Irvine CA Posts: 2,770 Trader Rating: (72) Feedback Score: 72 reviews	ahhh, icy hot stuntaz. brings back memories

10-27-2004, 07:29 PM	#5
Lurkable Zilvia Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 39 Posts: 171 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	OH....MY....GOD that is funny.

10-27-2004, 07:36 PM	#7
Pank Post Whore! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Charlotte, NC Age: 42 Posts: 3,627 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	this popped up on SomethingAwful forums, and has been spreading around ever since, that kids face is priceless.

10-27-2004, 08:08 PM	#10
machoonthetop Zilvia Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: hawaii Age: 40 Posts: 158 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	it looks like hes sucking an invisible cock!

10-27-2004, 08:22 PM	#11
240trainee Post Whore! Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Richmond, VA Age: 38 Posts: 3,861 Trader Rating: (1) Feedback Score: 1 reviews	loo, hilarious. reminds me of a run in I had with an old beat up civic when I had the corolla. must be the east coast....

10-27-2004, 08:34 PM	#12
TokyoNights Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: garage Age: 42 Posts: 1,215 Trader Rating: (2) Rides Gallery: TokyoNights Feedback Score: 2 reviews	haah how did this shit end up here haha I know that kid andy with the sho,, we live in the same area.

10-27-2004, 09:06 PM	#13
blue109 Zilvia Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: tucson AZ Age: 47 Posts: 165 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	you need to find the kid in the pic and give him links to the entire internet laughing at him. __________________ The fire and ice combination adjourns fresh I return with the last living specimen caress when the earth is vacated and the populous cleared ill be the last starfighter sipping a goblet of my tears

10-27-2004, 09:57 PM	#14
rrichutt Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: New Jersey Age: 44 Posts: 6 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Hahahahahaha... aznpoopy, next time we're driving around (after I fix my car of course) have efinigirl take a pic of you doing a JDM pose in your car -=oP j/p Btw... I've got an idea on how to get the damn bolt loose! So let's do it this weekend!

10-27-2004, 10:10 PM	#16
s14srpilot BANNED Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Southern CA Posts: 324 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Damn Vanilla Ice got a civic...

10-27-2004, 10:16 PM	#17
NI_YON_Zenki Zilvia Addict Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Riverside, California Posts: 885 Trader Rating: (2) Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Is this sh!t really really . . . . . . . REAL ? ? this looks like the height of a photoshop project. . . __________________ "GHOST"

10-28-2004, 02:39 AM	#19
s13silady Nissanaholic! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Bay Area, San Jose Posts: 1,804 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	HAHAHAHAHA!! i would die if i ever got caught making a face like that to show off! "More than you can afford pal!!!.........................HONDA" __________________

10-28-2004, 04:33 AM	#20
brianglawson Nissanaholic! Join Date: May 2003 Location: Virginia Tech, Blacksburg, VA Age: 37 Posts: 1,912 Trader Rating: (1) Rides Gallery: brianglawson Feedback Score: 1 reviews	that is f u c king hilarious __________________ S15 SR20DET Powered, Kouki S14 http://zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=578575

10-28-2004, 09:02 AM	#21
BSeay Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Richmond, VA Age: 42 Posts: 634 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Man when did B-rad from malibu's most wanted go brokeass? LOL!!! __________________ 1995 240SX SE - Sold

10-28-2004, 11:48 AM	#22
JaeTea Zilvia Addict Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: EC Posts: 967 Trader Rating: (3) Rides Gallery: JaeTea Feedback Score: 3 reviews	That pic is gonna be photochopped to DEATH!! Priceless photo. __________________ KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!

10-28-2004, 12:16 PM	#23
rainier Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Diego / Santa Ana Age: 38 Posts: 2,093 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	damn. it would fucking suck to be him and find your picture all over all these forums. haha __________________

10-28-2004, 01:51 PM	#24
nismo2491 Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Southern MD Age: 41 Posts: 1,373 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	cute. sucks to be him KEvin __________________ To quote the great Ron White: if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. and try to find somebody who's life gave them vodka, and have a party

10-28-2004, 02:36 PM	#25
nightwalker Nissanaholic! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Bay area Age: 46 Posts: 2,146 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	hahaha, the gansta lean. You sit like that because it makes you think the car is going faster than it is. This is a result of you getting tossed back into your seat and sliding up the back because it's not supporting you but instead angled super low like a kiddy slide rather than a seat back support. __________________ In life, we often cast the line of hope fishing for the best possible opportunity. Sometimes with enough effort, the things we catch are nothing short of amazing.

10-28-2004, 07:57 PM	#26
old_s13 BANNED Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Los Angeles, CA. Posts: 2,824 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	makoto needs to put his face on that body. speaking of which, why is the guy so small.. thats a CRX.. he should be bigger. he's a fuckin midget. okay, i need to go take a shit now.. my farts are starting to smell rancid... or putrid.. whichever you like better.

10-28-2004, 09:17 PM	#27
Chernobyl Zilvia FREAK! Join Date: May 2003 Location: Denver, CO Age: 42 Posts: 1,563 Trader Rating: (6) Feedback Score: 6 reviews	Damn, according to the responses, I was expecting a much funnier picture. I ran into a better stereotypical ricer just a week ago.

10-29-2004, 01:46 PM	#29
240niz Leaky Injector Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Northwest Posts: 67 Trader Rating: (0) Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Rice Rice baby....Word to your Mother

10-30-2004, 01:10 AM	#30
HyperTek Post Whore! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cali Posts: 13,224 Trader Rating: (3) Feedback Score: 3 reviews	hey why did they originally take a picture of him tho? did the guy think he was cute or something? __________________ Keep it Classy

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