The 2020 Presidential Race

[S14rebuild]

Originally Posted by KA24DESOneThree

The dress code is: plate carriers over business casual for the right and plate carriers under oversized hoodies for the left.

Libertarians will voluntarily wear Ace Ventura's costume complete with tutu along with lightweight armor and stab-proof long sleeves. Shorts are mandatory, which is a -4 to warmth but a +2 to weight. I personally wear a 3D-printed sintered titanium cup to protect my dangly bits from attack.

Everyone thinks you can't carry more than four loaded PMAGs in the handwarmer pocket, which isn't quite right because you can carry six 5.56, five .300AAC, or four 7.62x51. You can also carry four G17 magazines in the hood. If you wear a beer helmet, you'll always have two Molotovs ready for action.

There was a bronze Guy Fawkes mask cast for combat usage a few years back, but it was a bit heavy and warm for southern use, we're going to have to limit it to the Northern Brigade.

Green party just wears sod. It's green and the dirt stops small-caliber projectiles.

If you don't identify as a party, you're supposed to wear all gray, which includes gray body paint and dying your hair gray. You're allowed to use weapons, but they can't be name-brand. You can only be targeted if you initiate force.

Shit if i cant wear camo-crocks or reef sandals, i aint fightn.

Lance mags>pmags

[KA24DESOneThree]

Originally Posted by S14rebuild

Shit if i cant wear camo-crocks or reef sandals, i aint fightn.

Lance mags>pmags

Meh, neither come in 10/30 from the factory. I have to carry 24 magazines when you guys with standard capacity mags get to carry only 8. Luckily, I hollowed out a carton of Cup O' Noodles and use it to surreptitiously carry all 24 magazines on my head like an Egyptian street vendor.

I carry my ARs in rice sacks on my shoulders- "I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!"

Concealed carry becomes congealed carry in the rain, though. Maybe I should build an AK...

You cannot fight in Crocs. It is literally illegal. Of course, so is sedition but fuck you I do what I want.

[S14rebuild]

Originally Posted by KA24DESOneThree

Meh, neither come in 10/30 from the factory. I have to carry 24 magazines when you guys with standard capacity mags get to carry only 8. Luckily, I hollowed out a carton of Cup O' Noodles and use it to surreptitiously carry all 24 magazines on my head like an Egyptian street vendor.

I carry my ARs in rice sacks on my shoulders- "I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!"

Concealed carry becomes congealed carry in the rain, though. Maybe I should build an AK...

You cannot fight in Crocs. It is literally illegal. Of course, so is sedition but fuck you I do what I want.

Stop larping, and become a true operator! Crocs and an infidel scarf


Fuk buildn an ak......say it with me "GAS PISTON OPERATED AR15"


See you on the battle field fam!!

[KA24DESOneThree]

Originally Posted by S14rebuild

Stop larping, and become a true operator! Crocs and an infidel scarf


Fuk buildn an ak......say it with me "GAS PISTON OPERATED AR15"


See you on the battle field fam!!

If things went to shit, I'd build a suppressed 7.5"-barreled .300BLK piston gun with a folder.

Like a sexier 9A-91 with less das vidaniya and more yee haw.

You won't see me. I'm 240lbs of stealth and cat-like reflexes. I've mastered the Urban Ghillie- it's a suit made from a shopping cart filled with aluminum cans. I just sit and wait and the shopping cart doubles as rifle rest. The wheels allow me to expend less energy and there's a built-in chemical toilet for extended loitering periods.

[S14rebuild]

Originally Posted by KA24DESOneThree

If things went to shit, I'd build a suppressed 7.5"-barreled .300BLK piston gun with a folder.

Like a sexier 9A-91 with less das vidaniya and more yee haw.

You won't see me. I'm 240lbs of stealth and cat-like reflexes. I've mastered the Urban Ghillie- it's a suit made from a shopping cart filled with aluminum cans. I just sit and wait and the shopping cart doubles as rifle rest. The wheels allow me to expend less energy and there's a built-in chemical toilet for extended loitering periods.

Lmfao........