When you gonna let me tap that?

[krazyfil]

boredom at 4am
hahaha

[s14_driver]

me:hey what you doing
girl1:nothing n u
me:can i ask you a serious question
girl1:yea whats up
me:when you gonna let me tap that
girl1:r u serious
me:yea
girl1:sorry im with my bf and i wanna stay with him

Fail (her tits are D cups)

me:can i ask you a serious question
girl2:yea what is it
me:when you gonna let me tap that
girl2:serious
me:yea
girl2:nope

FAIL

3 girls didnt txt me back

[MunsonAuto]

This thread is....

[dreaMervaj]

This is a funny a$s thread. LOL

[krazyfil]

yea... nobody will talk to me anymore cuz of it hahaha

[hOngsterr]

h0ngsterr (2:57:16 PM): hey i got a question for you

her (2:57:25 PM): what's up?

h0ngsterr (2:59:14 PM): haha enn vee emm

her (2:59:34 PM): ???

her (2:59:37 PM): nvm?

h0ngsterr (3:00:12 PM): yeah

her (3:00:21 PM): whyyy

her(3:00:22 PM): spit it out

her (3:00:24 PM): i hate it when people do that

h0ngsterr (3:00:27 PM): cuz i can ask u it

h0ngsterr (3:00:30 PM): its funny

h0ngsterr (3:00:37 PM): cant*

her (3:00:52 PM): askme

her (3:00:54 PM): ._.

h0ngsterr (3:01:14 PM): when are you gunna let me smash on that punanny

her (3:01:20 PM): ._.

h0ngsterr (3:01:36 PM): o.O?

h0ngsterr (3:03:33 PM): i told u

h0ngsterr (3:03:59 PM): HEYY!@!@@!@#!$!@#WEYRTWYQE

her (3:04:08 PM): lol what

h0ngsterr (3:04:21 PM): ur not gunna tell me

h0ngsterr (3:04:21 PM): lol

her (3:04:30 PM): do you ask these questions

her (3:04:32 PM): to every girl?

h0ngsterr (3:04:34 PM): no

h0ngsterr (3:04:36 PM): im asking you

her (3:04:40 PM): ._.

her (3:04:42 PM): why arey ou asking me?


h0ngsterr (3:04:50 PM): why wouldnt i be?

her (3:04:59 PM): because

her (3:05:00 PM): you're hong

her (3:05:01 PM): i'm *****

h0ngsterr (3:05:08 PM): and?

h0ngsterr (3:05:15 PM): what does that have to do with anything

h0ngsterr (3:05:22 PM): im asking a simple question.

h0ngsterr (3:06:22 PM): *****!


her(3:06:24 PM): what

h0ngsterr (3:06:32 PM): tell mehs

h0ngsterr (3:06:38 PM): stop beating around the bush

h0ngsterr (3:06:38 PM): lol

her (3:06:50 PM): i don't know

her (3:06:53 PM): maybe one dya

h0ngsterr (3:06:55 PM): sigh your no fun.


i bailed out bt she insisted so i asked
lol

[silly_13]

yea u shouldve been like "yea i know im HUNG" hahahaha

[flclsteve]

Originally Posted by DALAZ_68

earn ur red wings pussy...lol

really? idk man btw how do u take screen shots with ur iphone i got more

thats proof haha

[kevmeistah21]

me-can i ask you a question?
her- hey what's up
me-you have to answer seriously...
her-ok?
me-when are you gonna let me tap that?
her- seriously? kevin. -_-
me-yes, i asked for a serious answer.
her-im not gonna let you.
me-it's life or death...
her-soo, you're not mine, what kinda of questions are these?
me-life or death questions.. We could bump like we bumped in volleyball. (i use to play volleyball with her..)
her-? uh huh. w.e
her- idk why you are telling me this out of the blue.
me-i may be out of the blue but i miss you
her- you miss me? haha. oh
me- yes, soo when are you gonna let me tap that?
her- oh i see, well thats spontenous!

[dirtdiggler666]

can i tap that

[ESmorz]

Elliot Smorz (6:36:20 PM): ey girl
Her (6:37:02 PM): Heyyyy
Her (6:37:21 PM): What's up?
Elliot Smorz (6:37:30 PM): Nothing much, got a question for you
Her (6:37:48 PM): Okayyyy
Her (6:38:12 PM): What is it
Elliot Smorz (6:38:13 PM): when you gonna let me tap that?
Her (6:38:31 PM): Ahahahaha wtf?!
Elliot Smorz (6:38:42 PM): well?
Her (6:38:57 PM): you're not even remotely interested in me
Her (6:39:04 PM): Ahahahah
Elliot Smorz (6:39:28 PM): I didn't say date, I said tap
Elliot Smorz (6:39:32 PM): as in get all up in that
Elliot Smorz (6:39:34 PM): ya dig?
Her (6:40:02 PM): I dig, but you don't even find me attractive ahahah wtffff so random
Elliot Smorz (6:40:26 PM): so far I don't see an answer
Her (6:40:45 PM): I don't see a reason from you.
Elliot Smorz (6:41:28 PM): A guy needs a reason to poke? Shiii there goes my senior year
Her (6:42:12 PM): Ahahaha, yeah, a guy needs a reason to poke. Whether its shear horniness, or just boredom. There's always a reason.
Elliot Smorz (6:42:37 PM): Let's just gas it to 88 and say both
Her (6:43:10 PM): I never even talk to you ahahahah
Her (6:43:44 PM): Brb phones gonna die
Elliot Smorz (6:44:46 PM): my weiner grows weary
Her (6:45:19 PM): Weird hippy chick though
Elliot Smorz (6:45:40 PM): english?
Her (6:46:05 PM): What?
Elliot Smorz (6:46:34 PM): I don't understand
Elliot Smorz (6:46:51 PM): it's simple really
Elliot Smorz (6:46:55 PM): I take off my pants
Elliot Smorz (6:46:58 PM): you take off yours
Elliot Smorz (6:47:05 PM): we hit up the nearest jack in the box bathroom
Elliot Smorz (6:47:11 PM): you just have to name the date
Her (6:47:20 PM): Why me, some weird hippy chick, out of the thousands of whores you could fuck.
Her (6:47:27 PM): And oh,
Her (6:47:35 PM): So sensual btw.
Elliot Smorz (6:47:52 PM): troof fitty making love making sex
Elliot Smorz (6:47:54 PM): something like that
Elliot Smorz (6:48:16 PM): well this is just going in circles and I hate nascar

I got tired of coloring it.

[hOngsterr]

lol,
bt my names hong not hung.

if u spoke on aim it should just take the color
lol

[ESmorz]

Originally Posted by hOngsterr

if u spoke on aim it should just take the color
lol

That's what I thought, but it was black and white. I am using Opera though so who knows.

[hOngsterr]

haha i see,
oh well then.
bt nice conversation!
lol

[silly_13]

Originally Posted by hOngsterr

lol,
bt my names hong not hung.

if u spoke on aim it should just take the color
lol

you dont get huh? lol HUNG!!! as in HUNG like a horse... muhahahah

[gabe30]

nice try hong. i wonder who it is. lol

[repda916]

[KA-Kait]

Me: Hey Travis, I have a question for you.
Travis: Yea...That would be?
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Travis: Whoa...Whoa...Whoa! What?
Me:Ya know! Are you DTF?
**no response**
Me:So, are you not DTF?
**no response**


So i had to call him to make sure he was okay. very awesome!!

[s14_driver]

Originally Posted by KA-Kait

Me: Hey Travis, I have a question for you.
Travis: Yea...That would be?
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Travis: Whoa...Whoa...Whoa! What?
Me:Ya know! Are you DTF?
**no response**
Me:So, are you not DTF?
**no response**


So i had to call him to make sure he was okay. very awesome!!

im surprised all the guys dont say "shit the question is when r u gonna let ME tap "

[J-Style]

Oh my God, I'm laughing so fucking hard!

This thread is so full of win. My friend Andy sent me a text that said, "When you gonna let me tap that?" and I just didn't write back.

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?

Alan: My SR swap is going to be done Monday, how's that nail is your tire?

FAIL.

[Prez]

hands down best thread...

[sleep]

Originally Posted by WakeBHR

no to facebook

and its fillet mignon

haha fellet minion. I wish i had minions

No to correcting someone, when you're wrong to......

and its filet mignon

[Wake]

Originally Posted by sleep

No to correcting someone, when you're wrong to......

and its filet mignon

scuze me for getting a little happy with the L button, i didnt even notice and neither did firefox, lol

[hOngsterr]

Originally Posted by silly_13

you dont get huh? lol HUNG!!! as in HUNG like a horse... muhahahah

i do get it, i lived my whole life with those jokes.
but like i said my names hong not hung.

Originally Posted by gabe30

nice try hong. i wonder who it is. lol

haha it was a girl.

hey im just doing this for shits and giggles
lol

[kevmeistah21]

me- yoo girl let me tap that?
her-really kevin..?
me-yes im serious
her-i can't believe you just asked me that.. :/
me-soo no?
her-:/

i sent her the link, i can't afford to lose this friendship

[Gnnr]

Originally Posted by s14_driver

im surprised all the guys dont say "shit the question is when r u gonna let ME tap "

Damn, right. You gotta say, dat ass!

[Prez]

Me: hey what you doing
Her: working u?
Me: waking up, i gotta ask you a question and you have to answer
her: ok shoot
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat ass
Her: DIdn't we alrdy discuss this?
Me: thats not a answer thats another question you cant answer with a question thats just roood!
her: lol shut up
Me: again not a answer... how roood....plwease just answer
Her: please what?
Me: answer...
her:can't
and in the middle of responding... i get...
her: got caught txting ill text you on my break

[drftkng951]

so i asked my gf right now and.........
me: hey what you doing?
gf: nothing just gotta outta church, why? u?
me: nuthin chillin on zilvia shootin at old ladies walking by with my air soft gun.lol
gf: wtf!?!?! you need to get off your car myspace already. and get ready
me: i have a serious question to ask you....
GF: SHE CALLS ME AND ASKS ME.... what!?!?!?!
me:I SAY I NEED TO TXT YOU AND HANG UP
GF: hurry tell me!!!!
me: when you gonna let me tap that sweet little ass = ]
gf: OMFG!!! i hate you your such an ass hole!
me: wtf why!?!?!?!?
gf; no response)
me: hello....
gf: what?
me: when you gonna let me?
gf: hurry get ready i'll pick you up
me: so now?
gf:....no
me: fml....can we now?
gf: no! get ready we can swim
me: FML!
gf: get ready
me: kay :_(


FAIL....


edit....
gf: okay you win but, make it short i wanna go swimming
me: yes :jason does happy dance:
gf: your a dork

YES!

[janders211]

Originally Posted by sleep

No to correcting someone, when you're wrong to......

and its filet mignon

No to correcting someone, when you're wrong "too"......

Me: When you gonna let me tap that
Sister: The SAS guy?
Me: maybe. wut?
Sister: Are you tlaking about those pictures of penises in bhutan? You are confusing.
Me: I am confused and lonely. specs on the the brit?

[LoanShark]

Me: OI!
(8hrs later)
Heri: OI urself!
Me: about time!
Her:  Haha sorry i've been moving all day...
Me:  haha its cool.. so when you gonna let me hit that?
Her: Hit what? Ur face?
Me:  Let me make it clear for ya. When we gonna fuuuuck?!
Her: Haha woah now. Where did that come from?
Her: R u chotto yopparai?
Me: Y its gotta be like that? I got the urge to submerge.
Her: Haha bakajan
Me: godamn quit taking this so lightly. This is serius bizness
Her: Haha well unfortunately i dont think my boyfriend would appreciate me helping u w / ur urge to submerge...
Me: I am VERY discreet
Her: Sorry charley
Me: so thats a no?
Her: Yup. Maybe next time...